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THE
EVERYTHING
KIDS'
Knock Knock
Book Jokes
guaranteed to
leave your
friends in stitches Aileen Weintraub
Copyright 2004,F & W Publications, Inc. All rights reserved. This book, or parts thereof, may not be reproduced in any formwithout permission from the publisher; exceptions are made for briefexcerpts used in published reviews and photocopies made for classroomuse. An EverythingSeries Book. Everything is a registeredtrademark of F & W Publications, Inc. U.S.A. www.adamsmedia.com ISBN 10: 1-59337-127-6 ISBN 13: 978-1-59337-127-2 (paperback) ISBN 13: 978-1-60550-475-9 (EPUB) Printed in the United States ofAmerica. www.adamsmedia.com ISBN 10: 1-59337-127-6 ISBN 13: 978-1-59337-127-2 (paperback) ISBN 13: 978-1-60550-475-9 (EPUB) Printed in the United States ofAmerica.
J I H G F E DC This publication is designed to provideaccurate and authoritative information with regard to the subjectmatter covered. It is sold with the understanding that the publisheris not engaged in rendering legal, accounting, or other professionaladvice. If legal advice or other expert assistance is required, theservices of a competent professional person should be sought. From a Declaration of Principlesjointly adopted by a Committee of the American Bar Association and aCommittee of Publishers and Associations Many of thedesignations used by manufacturers and sellers to distinguish theirproducts are claimed as trademarks. Where those designations appearin this book and Adams Media was aware of a trademark claim, thedesignations have been printed with initial capital letters. Cover illustrations by DanaRegan.
Interior illustrations byKurt Dolber and Barry Littmann. Puzzles by Beth Blair. Puzzle Power Software by Centron Software Technologies,Inc., was used to create puzzle grids. This book is available at quantity discounts for bulkpurchases. For information, call1-800-289-0963.
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To Chris,WHO's always THERE. Aardvark a million miles foryou. Acknowledgments First and foremost, I'dlike to thank the people at Adams for all their hard work, includingKate McBride, Bethany Brown, Julie Gutin, Kate Petrella, LauraMacLaughlin, Jamie Wielgus, Erin Ring, and everyone else who workedon this project. Without their dedication, this book would not bepossible. I'd also like to thank Joyce Romano. Iwant to express gratitude to my mother for her support andencouragement throughout my career. And to Alex and Ryan who willbring many years of inspiration and happiness. Also to Amanda Powell,who just flat out makes me laugh. Knock knock! Who'sthere? Keith. Keith who? Keitha positive attitude! Knockknock! Who's there? Otis. Otis who? Otis a beautifulday! Introduction Can you think of anything more inviting than agood knock-knock joke? Who can resist answering who'sthere? after hearing someone say knock knock?You'd be hard-pressed to find someone who doesn't lovethese jokes. Knock-knocks are popular in every countrywhere people speak English, including the United States, Canada,Great Britain, and Australia. That's because each knock-knockjoke is a pun, or a play on words, and puns are more popular inEnglish than they are in other languages. So,what's the purpose of a knock-knock joke anyway? Well,that's easy! To make you laugh, of course! A good laugh canhave many truly wonderful results. Laughter is a universal languagethat all humans share no matter where they live or how old they are.Laughter can connect people of all ages around the world. Did youknow that babies start laughing when they're only two monthsold? That's so much earlier than speaking or even crawling.Babies know funny when they see or hear it. And so do the rest ofus. Another fabulous result of a good laugh is that itreally is the best medicine. Laughter is a great cure whenyou're down in the dumps and just can't shake theblues. Even the experts agree: Laughter helps to keep us healthy andhappy. Science shows us that laughter increases the amount of oxygenrunning through our blood, makes us relax, and helps us feel lessnervous during stressful times. This is no secret. People have knownthis for centuries. Some people even make a living just gettingothers to laugh! Back in the very old days, courtjesters appeared before the king and queen just to amuse them. Today,comedians, clowns, actors, and actresses all work hard to come upwith funny material to get a good laugh from their audiences.Sometimes people will go out of their way to find something that willmake them laugh. They watch movies, go to the theater, and turn onthe television set, all in the hopes of kicking back and seeing howfunny life can be! Laughter makes people happy, and weall know that everybody likes to be around happy people. So crackopen this book and start chuckling, giggling, guffawing, or evenrollingon-the-floor belly laughing. Gather some friends and startyour own hysterical society. This is a group that gets together totell each other jokes, riddles, and rhymes, act silly, and just plainmake each other laugh. Don't worry if no one's laughingright away. Laughter is contagious. Just start tee-heeing, ho-ho-ing,and ha-ha-ing, and everyone else will soon follow. Knock knock! Who's there? Hal. Halwho? Hal me tight! Knock knock! Who'sthere? Hank. Hank who? Hankyou! 1 OnceUpon a Knock-Knock  Knock knock! Who'sthere? Erma. Erma who? Ermagoing tell you lots of knock-knock jokes! Knock knock! Who'sthere? Heifer. Heifer who? Heifer dollar is better than none! Knock knock! Who'sthere? Scold. Scold who? 'Scold out! What am I? Ihave a very big mouth, but I never say a word. I have a bank, but Idon't keep any money in it. I have a bed, but I never gettired. I wave at everybody, but I have no hands. A river |
Knock knock! Who'sthere? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and I'll tell you!
Knock knock! Who'sthere? Doug. Doug who? Doug-out is where the baseball players sit! Knock knock! Who's there? Abe Lincoln. AbeLincoln who? A-be Lincoln light on a Christmastree! Knockknock! Who's there? Barbie. Barbie who? Barbie Qchicken!Font size:
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