Jack Goldstein - The Amazing Book of Knock Knock Jokes

Title Page The Amazing Book of KNOCK KNOCK JOKES Jack Goldstein Publisher Information Published in 2015 by Andrews UK Limited www.andrewsuk.com The right of Jack Goldstein to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1998 Copyright 2015 Jack Goldstein All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means without the prior written permission of the publisher, nor be otherwise circulated in any form of binding or cover other than that in which it is published and without a similar condition being imposed on the subsequent purchaser. Any person who does so may be liable to criminal prosecution and civil claims for damages. All jokes contained within this book are believed to be either in the public domain or were written by Jack Goldstein. If for whatever reason you believe this not to be the case, please contact the author. Introduction Knock, knock.

Whos there? The Amazing Book of Knock Knock Jokes. The Amazing Book of Knock Knock Jokes who? The Amazing Ummm... lets start again. This book, The Amazing Book of Knock Knock Jokes, contains one hundred and fifty hilarious jokes for kids of all ages, as well as a short section on the history of the joke style that will probably interest your parents (but its OK, you can skip over that bit). The author believes that every single one of these jokes will make your head fall off with laughter and your sides split with mirth, so highly recommends exercising caution. Although wouldnt it be great if your head really did fall off?! Lets find out...

Follow Jack Goldstein on Twitter @GoldsteinBooks Visit Goldstein Books at www.jackgoldsteinbooks.com Food Jokes Knock, knock. Whos there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my ice cream Ill be very annoyed! Knock, knock. Whos there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal honour to meet you! Knock, knock. Whos there? Pete.

Pete who? Pete-za - but you took so long Ive already eaten it! Knock, knock. Whos there? Barbie. Barbie who? Barbie-qued chicken is ready if you want some! Knock, knock. Whos there? Icing. Icing who? Icing so loudly everyone can hear me! Knock, knock. Whos there? Cash.

Cash who? Youre nuts! Knock, knock. Whos there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza great guy, but hes on holiday - thats why Ive come to your house! Knock, knock. Whos there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and Ill tell you! Knock, knock. Whos there? Noah.

Noah who? Noah good place we could go to eat? Knock, knock. Whos there? Ida. Ida who? Ida sandwich for lunch! Random Jokes Knock, knock. Whos there? Europe. Europe who? Im a what ? How dare you be so rude! Knock, knock. Whos there? Jenny.

Jenny who? Jennyd to open the door right now! Knock, knock. Whos there? Scott. Scott who? Scott nothing to do with you! Knock, knock. Whos there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah doctor in the house? Im feeling ill! Knock, knock. Whos there? Mike.

Mike who? Mike-robe. Im not surprised you cant see me, Im very small. Knock, knock. Whos there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know for sure until you open the door?! Knock, knock. Whos there? Amish.

Amish who? No, youre a person, not a shoe. Knock, knock. Whos there? Mandy. Mandy who? Mandy lifeboats, were sinking! Knock, knock. Whos there? Repeat. Repeat who? Who who who who who who! Knock, knock.

Whos there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any funnier? School Jokes Knock, knock. Whos there? Spell. Spell who? W, H, O! Knock, knock. Whos there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for school! Knock, knock.

Whos there? From. From who? Actually, its from whom ! Knock, knock. Whos there? Iona. Iona who? Iona brand new school bag! Knock, knock. Whos there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any sweets in your pocket? Knock, knock.

Whos there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework please? Knock, knock. Whos there? Henriette. Henriette who? Henrietta worm that was in his apple! Silly Jokes Knock, knock. Whos there? Yar. Yar who? Wow, you sound excited! Knock, knock.

Whos there? Watson. Watson who? Watson TV tonight?! Knock, knock. Whos there? Boo. Boo who? Dont cry, its only a knock knock joke! Knock, knock. Whos there? Kirch. Kirch who? Bless you! Knock, knock.

Whos there? Arfur. Arfur who? Arfur got, sorry! Knock, knock. Whos there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business! Knock, knock. Whos there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little money if you dont mind! Knock, knock.

Whos there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plane later! Knock, knock. Whos there? Annie. Annie who? Annie one you want it to be! Knock, knock. Whos there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my chewing gum by mistake! Knock on My Door Knock, knock.

Whos there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body home? Knock, knock. Whos there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and youll see! Knock, knock. Whos there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between you and me! Knock, knock.

Whos there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue answered my knocking before? Knock, knock. Whos there? Scold. Scold who? Scold out here so let me in! Knock, knock. Whos there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, this is getting silly! Knock, knock.

Whos there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen it get boring answering the door all the time? Knock, knock. Whos there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie magic word and Ill go away. Knock, knock. Whos there? Ben.

Ben who? Ben knocking for ages! Knock, knock. Whos there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor sore hand from knocking so much! Animal Jokes Knock, knock. Whos there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla burger, Ive got the buns and the relish! Knock, knock. Whos there? Bumblebee.

Bumblebee who? Bumblebee cold if your trousers fall down! Knock, knock. Whos there? Baby owl. Baby owl who? Baby owl see you later! Knock, knock. Whos there? Cook. Cook who? Ah, it must be spring! Knock, knock. Whos there? Honey bee.

Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear a let me in! Knock, knock. Whos there? Lion. Lion who? Lion on your front porch all day has been boring! Knock, knock. Whos there? Amos. Amos who? Amosquito bit me! Knock, knock. Whos there? Goat.

Goat who? Goat to the door and youll see! Knock, knock. Whos there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car! Knock, knock. Whos there? Goose. Goose who? Goose who it is! Knock, knock. Whos there? Cows go.

Cows go who? No, cows go moo not who! Knock, knock. Whos there? Beezer. Beezer who? Beezer black and yellow and live in hives! Knock, knock. Whos there? Hoo. Hoo who? Are you an owl? Knock, knock. Whos there? Roach.

Roach who? Roach you a letter, didnt you get it? Knock, knock. Whos there? The interrupting snail. The interrupting snail who? (wait a few seconds) Snail! Stupid Jokes Knock, knock. Whos there? Mango. Mango who? Man, go to the door and just answer it! Knock, knock. Whos there? Otto.

Otto who? Otto know why youre taking so long! Knock, knock. Whos there? Pasture. Pasture who? Pasture bedtime, isnt it? Knock, knock. Whos there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi-cided to come over, now let me in! Knock, knock. Whos there? Goliath.

Goliath who? Goliath down, thou lookest tired. Knock, knock. Whos there? Juno. Juno who? Juno who I am? Knock, knock. Whos there? Will. Will who? Will you stop asking me who it is and let me in? Knock, knock.

Whos there? Carmen. Carmen who? Carmen let me in already! Knock, knock. Whos there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come! Knock, knock. Whos there? Chooch. Chooch who? Are you pretending to be a train today? Occasional Jokes Knock, knock.

Whos there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a merry Christmas! Knock, knock. Whos there? Ho Ho. Ho Ho who? Your Santa impression needs a little work! Knock, knock. Whos there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon out of here! Knock, knock.

Whos there? Hannah. Hannah who? Hannah partridge in a pear tree! Knock, knock. Whos there? Yule log. Yule log who? Yule log the door after letting me in, right? Knock, knock. Whos there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I always have! Knock, knock.