Crazy Corey - Try Not to Laugh Challenge Joke Book: Funny, Silly and Corny Jokes for Kids

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1. It must be funny.

   Please do not give us jokes that arent funny. We get enough of those from our joke writers

2. It must be original. We have computers and we know how to use them.
3. No help from the parents. Plus, they arent even that funny anyway!!

• Face your opponent.
• Take turns reading jokes out loud to each other. Whats the hardest liquid to catch? Running water. What did the lamp say to his wife? Honey, youre absolutely glowing! Why do squirrels take so many risks? Theyre used to going out on a limb. Why couldnt the lemon just let it go? He was still bitter about it. Why did the bird get so mad at the wind? It really ruffled his feathers. Why did the bird get so mad at the wind? It really ruffled his feathers.

  Why cant you judge a book by its cover? Its all a front. Why did the outlet take cold medicine? He was all plugged up. How did the cell phone propose? He gave her a ring. Why are fireworks so dramatic? Because they do everything will flare. What does coffee say when it senses danger? Theres trouble a brewing! What did the plate say after helping throw the birthday party? It was a piece of cake! Why did the soldier have trust issues? He was always on guard. What type of tree is part of your hand? A palm. What type of tree is part of your hand? A palm.

  What kind of art can you make with your toes? Grafeeti (Graffiti) Which animal always copies his friends exams? A cheetah How does a hoagie get to work? The subway. Which superhero always has a question? Wondering Woman. What do you call bread thats as hard as a stone? Rock n Roll Why did the locomotive go back to school? He needed training. Why are trees safer than dogs? Theyre all bark and no bite. What did the tree say to the sky after being struck by lightning? Im shocked! Why are trees the best cheerleaders? Theyll root for you. Why should you ask a tree for directions? He will give you a good route. Why did the gymnast go bankrupt? She lost her balance. Why did the gymnast go bankrupt? She lost her balance.

  What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake. What did the door knob say to the door stop? I can handle it. Why couldnt the hungry boy get his peanut butter sandwhich out of the bag? It was jammed. What is a trophy before its unwrapped? Its bound for glory. What do you call a shiny wood table that completes a race? Finish Why are rhinoceroses so loud? They have big horns. Why wouldnt the horse stop talking? He was stalling.