Sky Pony Press - Belly Laugh Funniest, Grossest Jokes for Kids: 350 Hilarious Jokes!

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Sky Pony is a registered trademark of Skyhorse Publishing, Inc., a Delaware corporation. Visit our website at www.skyponypress.com. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Manufactured in China, 2019 This product conforms to CPSIA 2008 Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is available on file. ISBN: 978-1-5107-4321-2 EISBN: 978-1-5107-4325-0 Cover design by Qualcom Designs Illustrations by Alex Paterson Printed in China Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple youre eating? Finding half a worm! What did the booger say to his girlfriend? Im stuck on you! Whats sticky and brown? A stick! Whats scarier than seeing a sharks fin when youre swimming? Seeing its teeth! What does a cannibal call someone sleeping in a hammock? Breakfast in bed! How do you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes! What do you do when your nose goes on strike? Picket! Waiter, whats this roach doing on my ice cream? I think hes skiing! Waiter, theres a worm in my soup! Dont say anything, or everybody will want one! Whats yellow and green and smells like people? Cannibal barf! What do cats call mice? Breakfast! What kind of ice cream makes you sick? Van-ill-a! Why cant skunks keep secrets? Someone is always catching wind of them! Why couldnt the toilet paper cross the road? It got caught in a crack! Why do cannibals like to eat brains? It gives them food for thought! If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? What happens if you eat too much alphabet soup? You have a huge vowel movement! What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer! Whats green and hangs in trees? Monkey snot! What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? A head banger! What goes ha, ha, ha, plop ? A person laughing his head off! What do sea monsters like to eat? Fish and ships! What do you call someone who poisons your breakfast? A cereal killer! Whats the difference between an earthworm and a cookie? An earthworm doesnt fall apart when you dunk it in milk! My grandfather died peacefully in his sleepnot yelling and waving his arms like the passengers in the car he was driving! Why dont you hear a psychologist going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent! Why did the vampire go to the dentist? To improve his bite! What smells like a person but isnt a person? A cannibal fart! What strikes you in the nose even though its aimed at your feet? A fart! Why did the vampire call the morgue? To order a delivery! What happens if you cut off a glow worms tail? Hell be de-lighted! Where does a ghost fart? From its BOO-ty! How do you make a dog disappear? Use Spot remover! Why dont cannibals eat internal organs? They are hard to stomach! Why did the booger cross the street? Because he was being picked on! Whats a farting teacher called? A toot-or! Whats Mozart doing in his grave? De-composing!