Brian Boone - The Big Book of Jokes for Minecrafters: More Than 2000 Hilarious Jokes and Riddles about Booby Traps, Creepers, Mobs, Skeletons, and More!

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Cover and interior illustrations by Amanda Brack Print ISBN: 978-1-5107-4733-3 Ebook ISBN: 978-1-5107-4744-9 Printed in the United States of America Portions of this book were previously published as Jokes for Minecrafters (ISBN: 978-1-5107-0633-0), Hilarious Jokes for Minecrafters (ISBN: 978-1-5107-0632-3), and Uproarious Riddles for Minecrafters (ISBN: 978-1-5107-2717-5) CONTENTS JOKES FOR MINECRAFTERS INTRODUCTION A joke book about Minecraft can be called niche (or very specific) humor. We, however, are calling it Notch humor. If you know Minecraft, you may have groaned or giggled, and you certainly will get that joke. We have found a secret language of sorts that is just shared by youthe fans of the game. Kids in the gaming world call Minecraft a phenomenon. Your parents may call it an obsession.

Fansyou know who you are keep on coming back because Minecraft nurtures your creativity. It makes perfect sense to compare it to time spent playing in a sandbox or maybe even the original LEGO bricksthe ones before the kits, when nothing held you back. Markus Persson, the creator of the game, once said the only limit in Minecraft is your imagination. In addition to letting your imagination run wild, Minecraft allows you and your fellow players share a sense of humor. While blowing things up, causing fires, and other forms of destruction may sound ominous in most situations, in Minecraft, these things are sheer fun. So, in between running from and fighting hostile mobs and trading with villagers, enjoy these jokes, riddles, puns, limericks, poems, tongue twisters, haikus, and trivia facts about your favorite game.

CHAPTER 1 BOOBY TRAPS AND BOMBS JOKES Q: Where did the creeper go after the explosion? A: Everywhere! Q: What did the player say when he blew up the creeper? A: Dynamite! Q: Why do creepers like Rice Krispies? A: Because they go snap, crackle, POP! Q: What goes Sneak, sneak, sss! Kaboom!? A: A creeper with a bomb in his hands! Q: What do you get when you cross a creeper with a bomb? A: A bomb that sneaks up on you! Q: Why dont they have knock-knock jokes in Minecraft? A: Because hostile mobs dont knock on your door. They blow it up! Q: How did Steve feel after he stepped on a landmine? A: He felt de-feeted. Q: What is a Minecraft players favorite TV show? A: The Big Bang Theory! Q: What do you get if you cross a creeper with a monkey? A: A ba-BOOM! Q: What did the player say on his way to a creeper rock concert? A: I hope I dont get blown away! Q: How do you make a creeper shower? A: Give him a hand grenade! Q: What movie do Minecraft players like to watch? A: The Terminator. Q: What do you call a cow that eats a bomb? A: Udder destruction! Q: What would you get if a famous French emperor stepped on a landmine? A: Napoleon Blownapart! Q: What did the player say after falling into a booby trap? A: That was a blast! Q: What do you call a creeper with a bomb in his hands? A: It doesnt matter; he will be blown to smithereens! First player: What you dont know wont hurt you. Second player: Tell that to the player who just landed on a booby trap! First Player: Did you hear about the player who covered a lot of territory? Second Player: No. Howd that happen? First Player: He stepped on a booby trap and is all over the place! First player: Building landmines is an expensive hobby. Second player: Why? First player: Because he stepped on a landmine! First player: So far, Ive bombed ten creepers! Second player: Sounds like youre having a blast tonight! First player: What happens if you swallow uranium? Second player: You get atomic ache. First player: Did you see all of the Minecraft merchandise in the stores and online? Second player: Yes, its a booming industry! First player: Did you hear about the book that fell on the players head? Second player: How did it happen? First player: