Brian Boone - Uproarious Riddles for Minecrafters: Mobs, Ghasts, Biomes, and More

Also by Brian Boone: Hysterical Jokes for Minecrafters: Blocks, Boxes, Blasts, and Blow-Outs, Book 3 Side-Splitting Jokes for Minecrafters: Ghastly Golems and Ghoulish Ghasts, Book 4 Gut-Busting Puns for Minecrafters: Endermen, Explosions, Withers, and More!, Book 6 The Know-It-All Trivia Book for Minecrafters: Over 800 Amazing Facts and Insider Secrets The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor This book is not authorized or sponsored by Microsoft Corp., Mojang AB, Notch Development AB or Scholastic Inc., or any other person or entity owning or controlling rights in the Minecraft name, trademark, or copyrights. Copyright 2018 by Hollan Publishing, Inc. Minecraft is a registered trademark of Notch Development AB. The Minecraft game is copyright Mojang AB. This book is not authorized or sponsored by Microsoft Corp., Mojang AB, Notch Development AB or Scholastic Inc., or any other person or entity owning or controlling rights in the Minecraft name, trademark, or copyrights. All rights reserved.

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Presenting Uproarious Riddles for Minecrafters: Mobs, Ghasts, Biomes, and More. Its the latest in our Jokes for Minecrafters series, and youll find hundreds upon hundreds of jokes about everything that makes Minecraft so special, from Steve and Alex to blocks and ores to Skeletons, Zombies, Creepers, and everything else in between. Youre sure to find all kinds of stuff in Uproarious Riddles for Minecrafters to keep yourself and all your friends both laughing and guessing. So what are you waiting for? Dig in!

What am I? Fireworks. As brittle as the sand, but hard as rock Ill take you to a new place, and then back. What am I? Obsidian. You can eat me, and Im orange, but in Minecraft, there are no oranges. What am I? A carrot. You built me but I will destroy you.

What am I? TNT. Im like a daisy And Im always wavy Im a special kind of flower That has a fair amount of power. What am I? Poppy. Send me away But I will come back Use me the right away Ill provide a nice snack. What am I? Fishing rod. Amidst the chaos, there I stand Never warm, yes I am cold Come to me, full of life And thus begins your time of strife.

What am I? The End. I can be black or white Im small, and I dont bite Im soft, I walk... if Im all right. What am I? Sheep. Grumble, grumble I always mumble. Hot like fire, float like a breeze? I come from a mob A fiery blob. Hot like fire, float like a breeze? I come from a mob A fiery blob.

What am I? A ghast fireball. Im sad but not blue Im friendly but not to you Sorry for what Im about to do BANG! What am I? A creeper. I like to hide, I like to swim Ill get close to you, if thats my whim! What am I? Silverfish. I can hold a ton of treasures, more than you ever would think possible. Dont leave me unattendedIll go fast! What am I? A Chest. I am as numerous as the stars, I can be used to tell time Or create a sculpture.

What am I? Sand. I dont like Creepers So Ill get them from standing away many meters. What am I? Bows and arrows. I shine but not so bright My brethren shines brighter. What am I? A redstone torch. I beep, I bop, I thud, I thwop.

What am I? A Note Block. I am devastatingly destructive, and yet I am unarmed. What am I? A Creeper. I fly through the sky and maybe right through you. But I am not a ghost. I live though I am dead. I live though I am dead.

What am I? A Zombie. Dont get all hot and bothered trying to figure out what I am! A Blaze. When youre with me, you stop on green and go on red. What am I? A Watermelon!