Michele C. Hollow - Jokes for Minecrafters: Booby Traps, Bombs, Boo-Boos, and More

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Cover design by Brian Peterson Cover illustration credit Hollan Publishing, Inc. Cover and interior illustrations by Amanda Brack Print ISBN: 978-1-5107-0633-0 Ebook ISBN: 978-1-5107-0637-8 Printed in Canada CONTENTS INTRODUCTION M inecraft is a lot like a foreign language. Those of you holding this book are fluent in Minecraft-speak while others who have never played this awesome game will need someone like you to translate these jokes for them. We hope you enjoy these Minecraft jokes, riddles, limericks, tongue twisters, haikus, trivia, and mottos that wed like to see. Maybe you will see yourself in the Boo-Boos Made by Noobs and in the You Might Be a Minecraft Addict If chapters. As you know, there are so many layers in Minecraft.

While weve dug deep, theres still a lot of ground to cover. Why not come up with your own Minecraft jokes to share with your friends? Its a lot of fun, and while you are reading this book, we hope you have many laughs. Just remember, Sss, boom! Never hug a creeper! CHAPTER 1 BOOBY TRAPS AND BOMBS JOKES Q: Where did the creeper go after the explosion? A: Everywhere! Q: What did the player say when he blew up the creeper? A: Dynamite! Q: Why do creepers like Rice Krispies? A: Because they go snap, crackle, POP! Q: What goes Sneak, sneak, sss! Kaboom!? A: A creeper with a bomb in his hands! Q: What do you get when you cross a creeper with a bomb? A: A bomb that sneaks up on you! Q: Why dont they have knock-knock jokes in Minecraft? A: Because hostile mobs dont knock on your door. They blow it up! Q: How did Steve feel after he stepped on a landmine? A: He felt de-feeted . Q: What is a Minecraft players favorite TV show? A: The Big Bang Theory! Q: What do you get if you cross a creeper with a monkey? A: A ba-BOOM! Q: What did the player say on his way to a creeper rock concert? A: I hope I dont get blown away! Q: How do you make a creeper shower? A: Give him a hand grenade! Q: What movie do Minecraft players like to watch? A: The Terminator. Q: What do you call a cow that eats a bomb? A: Udder destruction! Q: What would you get if a famous French emperor stepped on a landmine? A: Napoleon Blownapart! Q: What did the player say after falling into a booby trap? A: That was a blast! Q: What do you call a creeper with a bomb in his hands? A: It doesnt matter; he will be blown to smithereens! First player: What you dont know wont hurt you.

Second player: Tell that to the player who just landed on a booby trap! First Player: Did you hear about the player who covered a lot of territory? Second Player: No. Howd that happen? First Player: He stepped on a booby trap and is all over the place! First player: Building landmines is an expensive hobby. Second player: Why? First player: It can cost an arm and a leg! First player: I never wanted to follow in Steves footsteps. Second player: Why? First player: Because he stepped on a landmine! First player: So far, Ive bombed ten creepers! Second player: Sounds like youre having a blast tonight! First player: What happens if you swallow uranium? Second player: You get atomic ache . First player: Did you see all of the Minecraft merchandise in the stores and online? Second player: Yes, its a booming industry! First player: Did you hear about the book that fell on the players head? Second player: How did it happen? First player: He only had his- shelf to blame! First player: How is Minecraft different from LEGO? Second player: LEGO doesnt have bombs or booby traps! First player: Did you hear about the player who thought the creeper was giving out free hugs? Second player: No, what happened? First player: He went KABOOM ! Q: How fun was the Minecraft party? A: It was a blast! First player: Did you hear about the player who built a fireplace inside his TNT house? Second player: No. First player: Really? He was all over town.

First player: Did you hear about the player who heated his house with lava? Second player: Was he burned to a crisp? First player: No, he just went with the flow. First player: I just saw a new player destroy a thousand creepers. Second player: Wow! That sounds amazing. First player: It was good, but I wasnt blown away! Knock, knock. Whos there? Hand grenade. Hand grenade who? Kaboom! TONGUE TWISTERS Brad borrowed Bettys bombs.

Bobby blasted big black bats. Bombs being built by Billy. Terry targets tyrants with TNT. Cam creams creepy creepers crawling cross the carpet. Clever Carole caught creepers kaboom ! Before bombs burst, back off! Betty borrowed Bonnies big bomb! MINECRAFT LIMERICKS, POEMS, AND HAIKUS There once was a player named Jay. He was having a very bad day.

A mob of creepers attacked. They just wouldnt stay back. And sad Jay was all blown away! A blaze swooped in with fireballs blazing. Some cows nearby were grazing. The blaze was caught in a trap, He most surely did snap, And the explosion was quite amazing. While being pursued on a beach, The player created a breach.

He threw his last bomb And escaped without harm, From the creeper, he was now out of reach. A player tried to retreat. The situation looked like defeat. A nearby big ghast Shot fireballs that blast And hit him on his very big feet. As explosions lit up the night, Bombs burst with all of their might. A zombie, quite young, Stuck out his tongue And dared me to come over and fight.

I threw a bomb from way up high. It fell from the dark night sky. Mobs of ghasts were down below. Hitting them, I waved hello. One escaped with a great big sigh. The bomb I made was first class.

No other could ever surpass. Armed with such power, I vowed I would shower A creeper that was giving me sass. A bold player on a new mission Had untested bombs in his munitions. Would they be sound? Would creepers hit the ground? Yeah, his plan came to fruition! Watch where you travel. Beware, dont step on gravel. Its a booby trap! Beware, be careful.