Michele C. Hollow - Animal Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone
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What kind of cat loves to bowl? An alley cat! Read more jokes, limericks, riddles, tongue twisters, and fun facts about different animals! You can also write your own joke book!
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What kind of cat loves to bowl? An alley cat!
Make your friends giggle with silly and fun jokes! Check out all the animal jokes, limericks, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters in this book! About the Author Michele C. Hollow writes about pets and wildlife at popular dog aand cat magazines, as well as her blog Pet News and Views.
What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Neil. Neil who? Neil down and pet this cat!
How can you tell if your cat has been using your computer? Your mouse has teeth marks on it.
What is a French cat's favorite pudding? Chocolate mousse!
There was a fat cat on a mat
Who liked to chase mice named Pat.
He chased them around
And fell on the ground
And smashed them until they were flat!
Why does everyone love cats? They're purr-fect!
The crooked cat goes down the crooked stairs crookedly.
Catsup who? Catsup a tree and she won't come down!
What do cats put on their hot dogs? Kat-chup and mouse-tard!
A black-and-white kitten called Spot
Caused trouble, all day quite a lot,
He fell down the stairs,
Scratched all of the chairs,
And he loved the attention he got.
What is a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple!
A curious cream-colored cat crept into a cave.
What is limerick? Limericks are five-line verses that have a definite pattern. The first two and last lines rhyme and the third and fourth lines rhyme. Listen to this limerick and hear the beat. "An artistic young man named Bo.
To an art class decided to go. The teacher said, 'not right. Your page is all white.' Bo said, 'it's a polar bear in the snow.'"
A calico cat caught a colorful canary.
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Claws. Claws who? Claws the door behind us!
They are friendly and love to play. Indoor cats can live to 20-plus years. IT'S TRUE.
Why do dogs wag their tails? Because no one else will do it for them.
What is a joke? Everyone has heard "Why did the chicken cross the road?" It is one of the oldest and most familiar jokes around.
What is a joke? Everyone has heard "Why did the chicken cross the road?" It is one of the oldest and most familiar jokes around.
The most common answer is "to get to the other side." However, chickens crossing the road have led to many jokes filled with various answers. Jokes make us laugh.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because frost bites!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more dogs out there?
What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound!
Dina's dog Daisy digs in dirt.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog? An animal that barks at low-flying aircraft!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Ken.
Dave's dog Doogie digs for dinosaur bones.
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? Cockerpoodledoo!
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? He was trying to make both ends meet!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Sarah.
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? Cockerpoodledoo!
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? He was trying to make both ends meet!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Sarah.
Sarah who? Sarah dog in there with you?
There once was a dog named Buffy
Her fur was rather quite fluffy
Her neighbor next door
Was a beagle named Thor
Together they had a litter of puppies.
What happens when ducks fly upside down? They quack up!
What bird is always sad? The blue jay.
Seagulls sit on seashells on the seashore.
What does a duck like to eat with soup? Quackers.
Where do birds invest their money? In the stork market!
What is a riddle? Riddles can be tricky.
Where do birds invest their money? In the stork market!
What is a riddle? Riddles can be tricky.
Riddles, like jokes, ask questions. A riddle is something that you have to figure out. It makes us think. When someone asks, "Why do dogs run in circles?" you have to think about the answer, which is: "Because it's hard to run in squares."
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