Linda Bozzo - Funny Valentines Day Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

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What did the girl say to the cupid? "You make me quiver."

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Ready for an abundance of Valentines Day hilarity? Trade jokes with friends about all your favorite thingsValentines Day hilarity. About the Author Linda Bozzo has written many articles and stories for childrens magazines as well as several childrens books. She loves to read and enjoys writing nonfiction for young people.

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Knock, knock. Whos there? Tail.

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Merry maids marry on Mondays.

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What did one porcupine say to the other? Im stuck on you.

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What did one insect say to the other? Bee my sweetheart.

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What did the boy snake say to the girl snake on Valentines Day? Give me a hug and a hiss, honey.

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If Maria married Harry and Larry married Mary, then who married Mabel?

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How did the elephant and the ant start dating? It began as a crush.

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Knock, knock.

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Knock, knock.

Whos there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen will I see you again?

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Knock, knock. Whos there? Fallen. Fallen who? Fallen for you.

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There were two lovers from Redding.
Plenty of tears they were shedding.
When their parents found out
It was onions no doubt,
They let them go through with their wedding.

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Knock, knock.

Whos there? Weed. Weed who? Weed like to get married someday.

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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentines Day? Hogs and kisses.

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There was a young man named Sid
Who loved a poor girl named Mid,
But her awful smell
They couldnt dispel,
and even the skunks ran and hid.

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Miss Mary may marry Mister Harry in March or May.

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What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentines Day? Owl be yours.

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Did you know that some people believe Valentines Day started with the ancient Roman feast of Lupercalia? Its true! Named after the Roman god Lupercus, the feast was celebrated from February 13 through February 15.

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Did you know that some people believe Valentines Day started with the ancient Roman feast of Lupercalia? Its true! Named after the Roman god Lupercus, the feast was celebrated from February 13 through February 15.

Young girls would write their names on pieces of paper and place them in a vase. Each boy would choose a name from the vase. The girl he chose would be his partner for the festival and maybe even the year. These matches would often turn into love and sometimes
even marriage.

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Many countries around the world celebrate love with family and friends on Valentines Day.

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Did you know that Valentines Day is named after a priest named Valentine? Its true! Long ago, the ruler of Rome believed married men did not make good soldiers.

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Did you know that Valentines Day is named after a priest named Valentine? Its true! Long ago, the ruler of Rome believed married men did not make good soldiers.

To keep his soldiers in shape, he would not allow them to get married. Valentine did not think this rule was fair. It was said that Valentine married young lovers in secret. When the ruler found out, he put Valentine in jail and had him killed. Valentine was buried on February 14, and later he was declared to be a saint. That is why, each year on this day, people celebrate St.

Valentine and love.

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Is it better to write I love you on a full stomach or an empty stomach? Its better to write it on paper.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you.

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Why do skunks celebrate Valentines Day? Theyre very scent-imental.

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What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb? I love you a watt.

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What did the ram say to his sweetheart? I love ewe.

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What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant? I love you a ton.

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Lolas lazy leopard living in London loves to lick lots of lemons.

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Knock, knock.

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Knock, knock.

Whos there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little love.

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What did the boy bee say to the girl bee? I love bee-ing with you.

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What did the apple say to the grapes? I love you a bunch.

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There was a rare frog at the zoo
Who forever and always knew:
He loved his mother
And his big brother,
But he really loved ice cream too!

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A Labradoodle named Blue
Chewed on his favorite shoe.
Hed whisper and then
Hed say it again,
I love you.