Linda Bozzo - Food Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

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Why did the tomatoes leave the factory? They got canned.

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Make your friends giggle with silly and fun jokes! Check out all the food jokes, limericks, riddles,knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters in this book! About the Author Linda Bozzo has written many articles and stories for children's magazines as well as several children's books.

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Did you hear the one about the strawberry jam? Its berry funny!

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What kind of fruit do you feed a scarecrow? Straw berries.

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Knock, Knock! Whos there? Olive Olive who? Olive around the corner on Strawberry Lane.

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Where do strawberries play music? At a jam session.

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Knock, Knock! Whos there? Maida Maida who? Maida strawberry cake for you.

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I know a lady from Ferrys
Who swallowed the pits from some cherries.
They grew into three
Big cherry trees,
So now she eats only strawberries.

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Sheep shouldnt sip strawberry shakes on a small ship.

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There once was a fellow who tried
To grow gardens of berries inside.
But there was no sun,
So he only grew one,
And the fellow just sat down and cried.

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Knock, Knock! Whos there? Berry Berry who? Berry nice to meet you.

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Frank finished Frannys fat-free fruity float.

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Strawberry plants can be grown in a garden or in a pot.

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Strawberry plants can be grown in a garden or in a pot.

It is best to buy a plant in the early spring. There are many different kinds of strawberries. Some strawberries are large and some are small. Some are sweeter than others. ITS TRUE.

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When is a berry not a berry? The answer is, when it is a strawberry.

This bright red fruit with a green cap is not a true berry like blueberries and cranberries. The strawberry plant is a member of the rose family. They are easy to grow. That is why they are found in many gardens. ITS TRUE.

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Eight eager apes ate eight apples.

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What do you get when you stuff a turkey with apples? An apple gobbler.

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Knock, Knock! Whos there? Eye Eye who? Eye know you took a bite out of my apple!

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What does an apple have that no other fruit has? Apple seeds.

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Why did the apple stop running? It ran out of juice.

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Knock, Knock! Whos there? Ben Ben who? Ben out picking apples.

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There was a young fellow who thought
So much that he always forgot
That he hid all his fruit
In the sole of his boot
Until it started to smell a lot!

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What place do worms like to visit the most? The Big Apple.

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What kind of apple isnt an apple? A pineapple.

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Knock, Knock! Whos there? Owl Owl who? Owl be baking apple pies all day.

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Peggy picked plenty of pretty apples.

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There once was a boy from Pete
Who would never eat anything sweet.
Instead of some cake,
He would rather he take
Some juicy green apples to eat.

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Seeds sell slowly on sale at the seed shop.

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The first apples grown in the United States were planted by the Pilgrims in Massachusetts.

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The first apples grown in the United States were planted by the Pilgrims in Massachusetts.

You might recognize the name Johnny Appleseed. His real name was John Chapman. He was called Johnny Appleseed because he was known for traveling across the Ohio Valley carrying bags of apple seeds. He planted seeds and grew apples as he traveled west to spread trees so settlers could have apples to eat. ITS TRUE.

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What is your favorite fruit? Most people enjoy sinking their teeth into a sweet, juicy apple.

This healthy snack starts out as a small seed that grows into a tree. Apple trees are grown on farms known as orchards. In spring, the apple tree is covered with white blossoms that will be pollinated by insects. Then, the blossoms fall off and apples begin to grow in their place throughout the summer. The apples are usually fully grown, ripened, and ready to be picked in autumn.

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Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a chocolate filling.

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How do you say chocolate in French? Chocolate in French.

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Which candy cant get anywhere on time? Choco-late!

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Knock, Knock! Whos there? Water Water who? Water you doing with my hot chocolate?

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A mouse once said to a cat,
Its chocolate thats making me fat.
So the cat fed him more
Until he was sure
The mouse looked more like a rat.

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What do you get if you cross milk, chocolate, and a scary movie? A chocolate milk shake!

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Why did the monster get fired from his job at the candy store? He kept biting the heads off the chocolate bunnies!

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What do good bakers earn? Brownie points.

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How much cake could a baker bake if a baker could bake chocolate cake?

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A hungry young man who would eat
Chocolate in all kinds of heat
Would always get sick
Whenever he licked
The chocolate he dripped on his feet.

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Charlie quietly clapped while Chris quickly kept chewing chocolate-covered cherries.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Shirley Shirley who? Shirley you have some chocolate!

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Everyone loves chocolate! It might surprise you to know that chocolate is made from the seeds of the cacao (kah KOW) tree.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Shirley Shirley who? Shirley you have some chocolate!

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Everyone loves chocolate! It might surprise you to know that chocolate is made from the seeds of the cacao (kah KOW) tree.

The seeds are dried and processed. They are crushed, mixed, and rolled. Finally, they are molded by machines to make sweet candy.