Amelia LaRoche - Amusing Animal Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

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Why did the deer have to get braces? He had buck teeth!

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Amusing Animal Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone contains silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, knock-knock jokes, and fun facts about all kinds of animals, big and small! Also learn how to write your own animal book!

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Why did the hamster stop running on his wheel? It wasnt getting him anywhere.

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What does a mink wear? A mink coat, of course!

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The skunk skulked.

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What did the fox say when the farmer shined a light in the henhouse? Cluck, cluck!

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What do skunks do with catalogs? Odor from them.

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Knock, knock. Whos there? Bunny.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit breath.

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Knock, knock.

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Knock, knock.

Whos there? Foxy. Foxy who? Foxy broken doorbellIm tired of knocking.

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Said the fox who was kept in a cage,
I hear that fur coats are the rage,
But it doesnt seem fair
To take my red hair
Id rather wear it myself as I age.

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When choosing to live with rabbits
Remember they have toothy habits.
They chew, chew, chew,
And theyre still not through,
Which is why they need lots of carrots.

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What looks like half a guinea pig? The other half of the guinea pig.

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Why do rabbits have such big ears? So they can hare you coming.

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A knock-knock joke starts with a knock at a pretend door by someone whose first name makes sense, but whose last name is a laugh.

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Did you know that a group of foxes is called a skulk? Its true! Other weird names for groups of animals include murder for crows, cackle for hyenas, pride for lions, and lounge for lizards.

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A rabbit named Herman who lives in Germany weighs twenty-two pounds and measures a little over three feet.

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A rabbit named Herman who lives in Germany weighs twenty-two pounds and measures a little over three feet.

He can eat a bale of hay every week! Herman is a German giant, which is a type of domestic rabbit.

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A limerick is a funny five-line poem. Lines one, two, and five are longer and they rhyme. Lines three and four are shorter and they rhyme.

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What did the vet say to the pony who came to him with a sore throat? Youre just a little hoarse.

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Knock, knock.

Whos there? Moo. Moo who? What are youa cow or an owl?

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Why did the deer have to get braces? He had buck teeth.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn.

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Horses have hard hooves.

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What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a book? A long story.

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Why did the gnu cross the busy road? Because he didnt gnu any better.

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Knock, knock.

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Knock, knock.

Whos there? Gnu. Gnu who? Most people actually say woo hoo, but I like your spin on it.

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What did the fool ask the horse? "Why the long face?"

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Gnus know no news is good news.

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Why is it hard to tell a goat a story? Because its always butting in.

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A mammal with hooves is an ungulate.
Theyre described that way in the science lit.
They can have several toes
But when quizzed, who knows?
Can they count them or will they bungle it?

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.

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Did you know that one meaning of the word dactyl is toe? Its true! Hoofed animals with an even number of toes are called artiodactyls (ar tee oh DAK tuls).

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Did you know that one meaning of the word dactyl is toe? Its true! Hoofed animals with an even number of toes are called artiodactyls (ar tee oh DAK tuls).

These include pigs and goats, who have two toes on each foot. Animals with an odd number of toeslike horses, who have one hoof on each foot, and rhinoceroses, who have three toes on each footare called perissodactyls (puh RIS uh dak tuls). Try saying that without putting your hoof in your mouth! (By the way, more than one hoof gives you hooves. An animal with hooves is hoofed. HOOF! What a word!)