Felicia Lowenstein Niven - Hilarious Huge Animal Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone
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Why do elephants have trunks? Because they dont have any pockets!
Make your friends giggle with the silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and knock-knock jokes found in Hilarious Huge Animal Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone! Read fascinating facts about elephants, whales, dinosaurs, and other giants, and learn how to draw a big animal cartoon!
Whats big and gray and protects you from the rain? An umbrellaphant!
The intelligence of elephants is irrelevant.
How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away its credit card.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? Time to get a new watch!
Patriotic pachyderms parade publicly.
What do you call an elephant in a compact car? Stuck!
Why do elephants have trunks? Because they dont have any pockets!
Knock, knock. Whos there? Olive.
Knock, knock.
Knock, knock.
Whos there? Dumbo. Dumbo who? You dont recognize the famous flying elephant? 
An elephant will never forget.
With a brilliant brain,
It easily retains
Your darkest secrets, without any sweat.
What do elephants have that nothing else has? Baby elephants.
Toward escape I saw elephants trot.
I looked high and low.
Just where did they go?
Youd think theyd be easier to spot.
Did you know that elephants greet each other using their trunks? They wrap them together as if they are shaking hands.
A male elephant is called a bull.
A male elephant is called a bull.
A female is called a cow. And a baby elephant is called a calf. 
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a whale? Moby D. Elephant
Knock, knock. Whos there? Justin.
Dan was a fan of elephants.
What do you get when you cross a giant crocodile with a camera? A snap-shot!
Knock, knock.
What do you get when you cross a giant crocodile with a camera? A snap-shot!
Knock, knock.
Whos there? Luke. Luke who? Luke at all the elephants!
Was stuck in a bit of a jam.
He had a big test,
And not enough rest,
So tonight he would just have to cram.
What do you get when you cross a giant ape with a dance step? King Konga.
If you do not know what to wear,
An elephant can help you there.
The best look is gray,
And more is okay,
As long as you dont dye your hair!
An elephants eyes are fairly small compared to the rest of its body. It depends on senses other than its vision.
Elephants have long eyelashes and a third eyelid.
Elephants have long eyelashes and a third eyelid.
Both of these traits help protect the eye from sand, dust, and dirt. 
How do you raise a baby elephant? With a forklift!
What is a baby elephants favorite vegetable? Squash!
What do you call a baby elephant that never washes? A smelly-phant!
Babbling baby elephants bring blankets, bibs, and big baby bottles.
In the water, theyll play and play.
But despite this great treat,
Theres nothing that beats
Elephant hugs at the end of the day!
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