Brian Boone - Gut-Busting Puns for Minecrafters: Endermen, Explosions, Withers, and More

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Visit our website at www.skyponypress.com. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is available on file. Cover illustration by Amanda Brack Cover design by Brian Peterson Paperback ISBN: 978-1-5107-2718-2 Ebook ISBN: 978-1-5107-2723-6 Printed in Canada Also by Brian Boone: Hysterical Jokes for Minecrafters: Blocks, Boxes, Blasts, and Blow-Outs, Book 3 Side-Splitting Jokes for Minecrafters: Ghastly Golems and Ghoulish Ghasts, Book 4 Uproarious Riddles for Minecrafters: Mobs, Ghasts, Biomes, and More! Book 5 The Know-It-All Trivia Book for Minecrafters: Over 800 Amazing Facts and Insider Secrets The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor CONTENTSINTRODUCTION D o you want to build up a supply of Minecraft jokes? Ready for a joke book about the best game in the world that really rocks? Want some jokes about Hostiles and Passives and tools and Steve that are so funny youll axe for more? Well, then its time to stop tooling around and make room in your chest for Gut-Busting Puns for Minecrafters: Endermen, Explosions, Withers, and More. We dont mine telling you that its most fantastic, pun-tasting book yet in our Jokes for Minecrafters series. And wither you like it or not, youre going to explode with laughter. ore maybe drive them a little crazy with some real groaners. ore maybe drive them a little crazy with some real groaners.

Inside youll find all kinds of wordplay, word jokes, silly fun, and silly puns all about your favorite game: MinecraftCHAPTER 1 A MOB OF HOSTILE MOB JOKES Q: What do you get when you cross a Blaze with a mineshaft? A: Fire in the hole! Q: What did the hip Blaze say when it discovered Minecraft? A: This is fire! Q: What happens when a Ghast gets lost in the fog? A: Its mist. Q: What do you call a Zombie Pigman with three eyes? A: A Zombie Piiigman. Q: How does a Creeper listen to music? A: With a boombox. Q: What do you get when you cross a Creeper with a Sheep? A: A Sheep that creeps. Q: Where did the Zombie Pigman go when it died? A: Hog Heaven. and then he got blown away. Q: What will you never get from a Creeper? A: First-hand information or second-hand news. Q: Whats a Blazes favorite day? A: Ash Wednesday. Q: How can you tell when someone has met a Blaze? A: They look ashen. Q: What steps should you take if a Blaze is about to attack? A: Long ones! Q: Why couldnt the Creeper feel his legs? A: Because it didnt have any arms. Q: Why are Ghasts white and blocky? A: Because it they were white and round they wouldnt be in Minecraft! Q: How do you know a creeper has been visiting your house? A: Because you came back and your house had been blown up. Q: Why are the Creepers green? A: They must be jealous. Q: How do zombies get so good at Minecraft? A: Dead-ication. Q: What do Creepers put on their ice cream? A: Whipped scream. Q: Whats a Skeletons favorite rock band? A: The Grateful Dead. Q: What did the Zombie say to the Villager? A: Nice to eat you! Q: What do Australian Creepers use to hunt? A: BOOM-a-rangs. Q: What kind of house do Creepers live in? A: Greenhouses. Q: What does a backward Creeper do? A: Puts itself back together. Q: What do you call a Skeleton that wont wake up? A: Bone tired! Q: Why couldnt the Creeper reach the top shelf? A: He needed a hand. Q: What did the Creeper get on his test? A: Creeper bits. Q: Why did the Spider Jockey cross the road? A: Because it was riding a Spider that was crossing the road! Q: What should you give a Creeper? A: Plenty of room!