Brian Boone - An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: 800 All-New Explosively Hilarious Jokes for Fans of Fortnite

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Special editions can also be created to specifications. For details, contact the Special Sales Department, Sky Pony Press, 307 West 36th Street, 11th Floor, New York, NY 10018 or . Sky Pony is a registered trademark of Skyhorse Publishing, Inc., a Delaware corporation. Visit our website at www.skyponypress.com. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Library of Congress Control Number: 2021915999 Cover illustrations by Alan Brown Cover design by Kai Texel Paperback ISBN: 978-1-5107-6669-3 E-book ISBN: 978-1-5107-7083-6 Printed in the United States of America CONTENTS INTRODUCTION H ey, boys and girls, ready to drop everything and chute and glide into the world of Fortnite ? The games popularity has spread around the world like a storm, the way that storm took over that colorful, fated island full of towers that tilt, springs full of salt, and lakes that are lazy. Except instead of turning people into zombies, it left the world wild about Fortnite , eager to compete against 99 friends and strangers to destroy monsters while dressed in a silly costume for the right to get to do a fun little dance at the end.

Honestly, whats not to like? Epic Games (and its millions of players) have made Fortnite a vast world full of interesting details. Whats the loot from all this? Jokes! Here then is An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters , a second collection of quips, riddles, one-liners, puns, funny observations, and knock-knocks straight from The Island, personally delivered to you by the Battle Bus. Inside, you and your squad will find jokes about skins and characters, Cubes and Husks, mats and weapons, and every corner of Fortnite world and culture. (You dont even need any V-bucks and noobs are welcome, too!) CHAPTER 1 POINTS OF INTEREST Because in Fortnite , the most important thing is location. Where do sore losers land on The Island? Salty Springs. How are parties like Fortnite lobbies? Lots of stupid dance moves.

What do you get when you cross Slurpy Swamp with Misty Meadows? Wet! My friend says he found Burnout the first time he went to Steamy Stacks. That sounds like a bunch of hot air to me. I shouldve known Bunker Jonesy would be in Camp Cod. Something smelled fishy. Whats the difference between a slob and Fortnite ? One wears dirty socks and the other has Dirty Docks. Im headed to Razor Crest.

Thats why Im dressed so sharp! Where can you find Reaper? At Coral Reaps! Why is Fortnite fun at Halloween? Because of the Haunted Hills! I was going to stalk around Lazy Lake. But then I just didnt feel like it. Where is it wet even if there isnt a storm? Weeping Woods. Where was the Fortnite player with no V-Bucks dropped into the game? In the Peasant Park. Where will you find beautiful birds in Fortnite ? Pheasant Park. Why did Shrek start playing Fortnite ? Because he wanted to swing by the Slurpy Swamp.

Did you hear about the store fight in Fortnite ? It was a major Retail Row. Whats the hottest spot in Fortnite ? Sweaty Sands. What do you say when you get to high ground? Hi, ground! The thing about elevators in Fortnite : There are a lot of ups and downs. What landmark in Fortnite are you destined to encounter? Mount F8. Have you been to Mowdown? Not for a lawn time! If you could land anywhere, where would you pick? The Orchard! Wheres a good place to go for a rest? Sheriffs Office! What did the Fortniter say when she saw the Unremarkable Shack? Nothing. Nothing at all.

Whats a math teachers favorite spot to land? Zero Point. Who loves the Shiver Inn? Cole! Where would you find new skins at the E.G.O. Hangar? Hanging up! Did you hear about the player who landed in Colossal Colosseum? He really went for the gold! Can you buy dust in Fortnite ? Sure, down at the Dusty Depo. Where should you never seek medical help in Fortnite ? The Dirty Docks. Whats the most hostile place to land? Quarrel Castle. What happens if you replaced all the dirt in Fortnite with sugar? Youd get Sweety Sands.

Where do they park the Battle Bus? In the Pleasant Park-ing lot. I was going to land in Steamy Stacks but I just didnt have the energy. They were going to put another tower of power in Steamy Stacks. But they didnt want to over-react. What do you drink when you land in Zero Point? Crystal Light. After dropping off warriors, the Battle Bus landed in Flush Factory.

It was stop #2. Zero Point: its like Kittys version of Flush Factory. Where in Fortnite would you find a cowboy? At Corral Castle. To what Fortnite location do you have to take a boat? Retail Row. What do you say to someone scavenging under Colossal Coliseum? Stair three well! Whats the most dangerous plant in Fortnite ? The Power Plant. Whats full of trees but isnt Weeping Woods? Stealthly Stronghold.

Why is it called Hotel 23? So you dont get it confused with the other 22 hotels. Where do you go to get into Bobs Bluff? Bobbys Lobby. Whats longer than the word queue? The Fortnite queue. Where can you find the most ethical skins? Down in Moral Reefs. Where in Fortnite would you find trampolines? Salty Springs! Where does no one ever land? Jilted Towers. What area looks bad? Tilted Glowers.

Whats the oldest place on The Island? Rusty Depot. Where does the last player standing celebrate? Lonely Lodge. Who are the smartest people in Dirty Docks? The Dirty Docktors. Who are the best basketball players in Fortnite ? I dont know, but certainly not the Lazy Lakers! What has eyes but cannot see? The Island. Where might you find football players in Fortnite ? Punters Haven. I like Butter Barn.

Its the cream of the crop! Where might you mind a Valentine? Flirty Docks. Where can you find good building stones? Dirty Rocks. Whats just opposite Weeping Woods? Weeping Wouldnts. What does Holly Hedges become at Christmas? Jolly Hedges. What does Lazy Lake become during The Storm? Hazy Lake. What plant cant you forage, no matter how hard you try? The Power Plant! Did you hear the one about the Unremarkable Shack? It isnt worth repeating.