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Make em laugh, make em laugh, make em laugh!!
Bob Phillips hits the mark again with his Fabulous and Funny Clean Jokes for Kids. Phenomenal sales and happy kids are the results of Bobs incredibly popular humor. For added zip, internationally known youth communicator Steve Russo teams up with Bob in this latest collection of zany jokes, knock-knocks, riddles, and puns.
Did you hear about the terrible accident? A red cruise ship collided with a purple cruise ship.
What happened?
All the passengers were marooned.
Great for road trips, plane rides, and overnights with any grandma who doesnt have Nintendo, kids will flip over all the fun.
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Scripture quotations in this book are taken from the King James Version of the Bible. Cover by Terry Dugan Design, Minneapolis, Minnesota FABULOUS AND FUNNY CLEAN JOKES FOR KIDS Formerly titled Wild & Wooly Clean Jokes for Kids Copyright 1996 by Harvest House Publishers Published by Harvest House Publishers Eugene, Oregon 97402 ISBN 0-7369-1365-3 All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any meanselectronic, mechanical, digital, photocopy, recording, or any otherexcept for brief quotations in printed reviews, without the prior permission of the publisher. Printed in the United States of America 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 / BC-MS / 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 
HARVEST HOUSE PUBLISHERS
EUGENE, OREGON To Tony and Katiwho love to telland listen togood clean jokes
Barnaby: What candy do kids on the school playground like to eat?Basil: I have no clue.Barnaby: Recess pieces.
Barnaby: Whats green and red all over?Basil: I dont know.Barnaby: A cucumber with a sunburn.Barnaby: Why did the man with amnesia take up running?Basil: I have no clue.Barnaby: He wanted to jog his memory.Barnaby: What do you call a chicken running down the road?Basil: I cant guess.Barnaby: Fast food.Barnaby: Whats green, black, and white?Basil: I have no idea.Barnaby: A car-sick zebra.Barnaby: What do you put on a pig when it hurts itself?Basil: You tell me.Barnaby: Oinkment.Barnaby: What animal goes to bed with its shoes on?Basil: I give up.Barnaby: A horse.Barnaby: What is a mosquitoes favorite sport?Basil: Who knows?Barnaby: Skin diving.Barnaby: What kind of paper do mosquitoes like?Basil: Youve got me.Barnaby: Scratch paper.Barnaby: What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?Basil: My mind is blank.Barnaby: Hurry and get ready. The doctor is taking us out tonight.Barnaby: What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?Basil: Thats a mystery.Barnaby: This is a stickup.Barnaby: What newspaper do cows read?Basil: Im blank.Barnaby: The Evening Moos.Barnaby: What is full of ink and doesnt have any hair?Basil: I dont have the foggiest.Barnaby: A bald-point pen.Barnaby: What do you get when you cross a dalmatian and a pig?Basil: Its unknown to me.Barnaby: Spotted bacon.Barnaby: What did the penny say to the dime?Basil: Im in the dark.Barnaby: Why dont I have more cents?Barnaby: What did one computer say to the other at lunchtime?Basil: Search me.Barnaby: Lets grab a byte to eat!Barnaby: What do you call a cat that drinks lemonade?Basil: Youve got me guessing.Barnaby: A sourpuss.Barnaby: What has 18 legs and catches flies?Basil: How should I know?Barnaby: A baseball team.Barnaby: What is purple and swings from a tree?Basil: I dont know.Barnaby: A gr-ape!Lisa: What do you get when you cross a monster and a new baseball player?Lola: I have no clue.Lisa: Rookie Monster.Lisa: What did the big flower say to the little flower?Lola: I dont know.Lisa: Whats up, Bud?Lisa: What is a doctors favorite musical instrument?Next pageFont size:
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