Praise for Enslaved by Ducks
All of us who feel a deep emotional connection with animals will respond to this book. As Bob Tarte realizes, there is no drug or therapy as effective as an animal who loves you.
Jeffrey Masson, author of When Elephants Weep
A beautiful, honest, hilarious, and touching book about the subtle and blatant ways animal companions take over our lives. Its impossible to read Enslaved by Ducks and not fall just a little in love with Bob Tarte, his charming, heroic wife, Linda, and their menagerie.
Jana Murphy, author of The Secret Lives of Dogs
As the adoring owner or former owner of dogs, cats, parrots, rabbits, and six hundred gallons of saltwater fish, I was utterly delighted with Enslaved by Ducks. Bob Tarte profoundly understands and brilliantly articulates the extraordinary connections between humans and animals.
Robert Olen Butler
If you thought one backyard duck was much like another, wait till you meet the tiny, indomitable Peggy, who laid down her life to save her fellow ducks. What May Sarton did for cats in The Fur Person, Bob Tarte does for ducks. And destructive parrots and fierce rabbits and a talking baby starling and a whole house and yard full of demanding oddballs that, by comparison, will make you feel better about your own domestic life.
Barbara Holland, author of They Went Whistling
I started to read a page and ended up reading the book! As Bob Tarte shows, with animal after animal, its not enough in the end to provide just the basics of food, water, and shelter; you have to love them like family. And hes right: if you are an animal lover, your bond with animals goes far deeper than just companionship. It really is a way of life.
Marty Becker, D.V.M., Good Morning America
In his hilarious debut, Tartea city boy at heartchronicles how his blissful, animal-free life took an unexpectedly raucous turn when his nature-loving wife decided to share their spacious, early-twentieth-century Michigan farmhouse with a menagerie of furry and feathery friends: a malicious bunny with an appetite for live wires, a homicidal turkey, a horny ring-necked dove, a trash-talking African grey parrot, and more than a dozen other quirky creatures. Though each new animal is wackier and more demanding than the last, Tarte rebels against his urban instincts and learns to love his personal zoo. After reading this delightfully punchy account, you may never look at Fido the same way again.
Entertainment Weekly
Hilarious and poignant not just for animal lovers, but for all who have loved another living thing.
The Charlotte Observer
The wholly disarming story of a music reviewers move to the country, where he gradually, inexorably gathered about him a ragtag band of animals. His furred and feathered companions took Tarte out of himself, gave him a satisfying flinch of pleasure, taught him to live within chaos, introduced him to the strange ceremonies of animal care. As well, they pulled his chain, broke his trust, ate up his time and patience, showed him a thing or two about violence, and died on him. His chronicle of those processes ties them all neatly together, and it sounds like love. Why didnt anyone warn me? Tarte asks about the consequences of sharing a home with animals. Its a good thing they didnt, or we might not have had this affecting debut.
Kirkus Reviews
This rich and funny personal account of Bob Tartes noticeably never-ending (and largely inadvertent) acquisition of pets will warm your heart. For anyone who has ever opened heart and home to an animal or experienced the love-hate relationship of being owned by pets.
The Dallas Morning News
With dead-on character portraits, Tarte keeps readers laughing about unreliable pet store proprietors, a duck named Hector who doesnt like water, an amorous dove named Howard, a foster-mother goose, patient veterinarians and increasingly bewildered friends. Tarte has an ordinary-Joe voice that makes each chapter a true pleasure, while revealing a sophisticated vision of animals and their relationship to humans.
Publishers Weekly
Heres a challenge: Try reading Bob Tartes Enslaved by Ducks without laughing out loud over and over. Even if youre not a pet person, it simply cant be done.
Sanford Herald
Bob Tartes deprecating humor, honesty, sarcasm and fine style will keep you turning pages as you fall in love with the animal family he and his wife, Linda, have adopted. Youll be thankful Tarte endured the domestic chaos that comes with being owned by a multitude of pets.
Grand Rapids Press
Hilarious. Part Gerald Durrell and part Bill Bryson, this heartwarming book will find many readers among Rascal and That Quail, Robert devotees.
Booklist
A book that will be enjoyed by pet owners, animal lovers, and anybody who knows what its like to have room for more than one critter in his heart.
Council Bluffs (Iowa) Daily Nonpareil
Highly recommended for those who appreciate the value of good humor and a positive outlook on life.
Library Journal
E NSLAVED BY D UCKS
by BOB TARTE
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Published by
ALGONQUIN BOOKS OF CHAPEL HILL
Post Office Box 2225
Chapel Hill, North Carolina 27515-2225
a division of
Workman Publishing
225 Varick Street
New York, New York 10014
2003 by Bob Tarte. All rights reserved.
First paperback edition, October 2004.
Originally published by Algonquin Books of Chapel Hill in 2003.
Printed in the United States of America.
Published simultaneously in Canada by Thomas Allen & Son Limited.
Design by Anne Winslow.
While the people, places, and events described in the following pages are real, location and human names have been changed for the sake of privacy.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Tarte, Bob.
Enslaved by ducks / by Bob Tarte.1st ed.
p. cm.
ISBN-13: 978-1-56512-351-9 (HC)
1. PetsMichiganLowellAnecdotes. 2. AnimalsMichigan
LowellAnecdotes. 3. Human-animal relationshipsMichigan
LowellAnecdotes 4. Tarte, Bob. I. Title.
SF416.T37 2003
636.08870977455dc22 2003057756
ISBN-13: 978-1-56512-450-9 (PB)
10 9
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To my wonderful wife, Linda, who somehow keeps the chaos at bay.
Contents
Cast of Characters
(Listed more or less in order of appearance and by type)
INDOOR ANIMALS
Bunnies
Binky: stubborn dwarf Dutch troublemaker
Bertha: feral Netherland dwarf, captured in suburbia
Bertie: Netherland dwarf, brother to Rollo
Rollo: Netherland dwarf, brother to Bertie
Walter: large-headed Checker Giant, rescued from barn
Parrots
Ollie: ill-tempered brotogeris pocket parrot
Stanley Sue: gender-switching African grey Timneh
Dusty: chatty, author-biting Congo African grey
Other Birds
Howard: amorous ring-neck dove
Chester: non-hand-tamed canary
Elliott: feisty canary, successor to Chester
Farley: parakeet senior citizen
Rossy: Ollies female parakeet suitor