Holden Blunts - The Quotable Stoner: More that 1,100 Baked, Lit-Up, and Zonked-Out Quotes in Tribute to (and as a Result of) Smoking Weed

I dont know what they have done to pot in the last thirty years, but it rocks!

Meryl Streep as Jane, Its Complicated

The average narc might think there isnt much culture to pot, but we know whats up. Anyone whos ever burned through a Tuesday smoking an eighth of Egyptian Christmas Tree and watching sixteen straight hours of cable courtesy of the downstairs neighbor knows that America is built on weed. Just look at some of the potheads who have made their mark on the lives we liveClinton. Clapton. Spicoli. Hey, the dude with the Jew-fro from Pineapple Express has built an entire career on pot culturewithout selling so much as a dime bag. From the poorhouse to the White House, everyone smokes weed, manand some of these people have had some pretty interesting shit to say.

So roll yourself a fat one, grab yourself a Dr Pepper and some of those Taco Bellflavored Doritos, and treat yourself to some witty ramblings from and about some of our favorite pot heads in popular culture.

This is not 60s marijuana anymore. Were finding marijuana with a THC content in the 20s20 percentile. Were talking back in the 60s and 70s of 34 percent THC. Now its in the 20s. This is very potent stuff now.

M ARK R. T ROUVILLE , M IAMI DEA S PECIAL A GENT IN C HARGE

This classic strain is your grandfathers sativa. The awesomely ill spread of sativa strains we have today most likely wouldnt be possible had it not been for this forerunner. As the name suggests, its a Mexican national that we are stoked got across the border.

C HEECH M ARIN

The best thing it does is just makes you open to the human experience.

K EVIN S MITH , SM ODCAST

Experience is only half of experience.

J OHANN W OLFGANG VON G OETHE

I got this at the bake sale for the environment that those boys were having. You know you dont often see white boys with the dreadlocks.

J ULIE W HITE AS J UDY W ITWICKY IN T RANSFORMERS 2: R EVENGE OF THE F ALLEN

The person who doesnt scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.

P ROVERB, OFTEN ATTRIBUTED TO H UNTER S. T HOMPSON

They have done study after study after study on this issue of marijuanaevery administration since, like, FDR. You know what they found out? It makes you want to eat SpaghettiOs right out of the saucepan. Thats the worst thing.

B ILL M AHER

Im really good at chillin. I noticed that I can sit for hours. Im really good at that. I think in life that theres too much pressure to produce and have something to show for yourself. I would definitely put myself in a situation where I didnt have to have a lot of productivity.

M ITCH H EDBERG , S AUSAGE F ACTORY: T HE C OLLEGE C RIERS I NFAMOUS I NTERVIEWS OF THE F REAKS AND THE F AMOUS

You can stump any stoner with one question on any show: Alright, stoners, you ready for the big money question: What were we just talking about?

J IM B ;REUER

Life seems to be very complicated in every place of the world. Most of us are anxious from time to time. Most of us are depressed from time to time. We want to change that. In many cases, such a change can be brought forward by cannabis. Thats why people use it.

R APHAEL M ECHOULAM, PIONEERING THC RESEARCHER

S NOOP DOGG

Can we admit that medical marijuana is a complete fucking joke? The clinics dont even try anymore. Theyll try to feign a healthy environment, like, theyll have a green cross, but then right next to it in, like, old school Beastie Boys graffiti font itll be like Get your fucking smoke on, dawg!