Distant Greens
Distant Greens is an intimate golfing tour that travels to all corners of the planet and brings us into the heart, mind and soul of the game that we all love.
R ICK L IPSEY , Sports Illustrated
Distant Greens reminds us why we play the game. These enthralling stories take us to some of the worlds strangest golf courses. They are more than travel stories; they are insightful, funny, and often touching human tales that provide new insights on why we play the game. Proves the adage that the quality of sports writing is inversely proportional to the size of the ball.
M ICAH W OODS , director, Asian Turfgrass Center
Travels to golf courses where they oughtnt be, visits with some of the most intriguing golfic characters the world over, and never strays far from the readers heart. A quirky, funny, layered, insightful, beautifully-written collection for golfers who ponder the meaning of this ever-fascinating, eternally-frustrating, always-satisfying game.
D ANIEL N AVID , president, International Golf and Life Foundation
An impressive volume that links reportage on golf around the world with insights on the personal aspects of the game. But what makes Distant Greens so important, and a must-read, is how Sochaczewski addresses the role of golf in environmental destruction and, surprisingly for some, how golf can be a force for conservation. He offers new directions that golfers, and golf course owners and managers, should heed, for the good of the game and for the good of nature.
J EFFREY M C N EELY , chief scientist, IUCN-International Union for Conservation of Nature
More than a golf travel book; more than a discourse on the spiritual nature of the game, this collection of insightful (and funny) essays and exceptional reportage explores new vistas about some of golfs most interesting people and places, and gets to the heart of the very reason so many of us love this game.
F RED S HOEMAKER , coach, author and founder of Extraordinary Golf
Distant Greens gets to the core of golfs eco-spiritual essence with a collection of charming, insightful and often amusing stories, anecdotes and commentary that traverse the globe yet reside happily in the realm of good heart.
S TEVE C OHEN , president, The Shivas Irons Society, which promotes community, discovery and transformation through golf
Paul brings insight, awareness, vision and clarity to the unconventional and unsung parts of this historic game. His writing informs and illuminates while drawing attention to the importance of environment to the integrity and future of golf. Indeed, this is big writing.
R ON F REAM , golf architect, has designed golf courses in 65 countries
C ONTENTS
Golf isnt a real sport, is it?
The worlds greatest golfer? Hint: He rolled a perfect game the first time he tried bowling
In Zimbabwe, as in New Jersey, all fathers live their dreams though their kids
Self-described Golf Nuts risk life, liberty and marital bliss
Asian caddies suggest I might make the shot in the afternoon of the next life
Japanese monk invokes Goddess of Holes-in-One
Theres always possibility
And it never hurts to listen to your mother
Rule abuse is rampant among amateurs, yet professionals exhibit saint-like ethics
Why do we take such delight in golfs screwups instead of the great moments of success?
The love affair for the ages continues on a golf course perched on the shoulder of a volcano
Seeking protection and the long ball on the golf trail in Bhutan
And its coming home to the Middle Kingdom
The Indian Army controls the worlds highest golf course, bringing a breathtaking set of challenges
Could golf in Iran help people love one another?
Nat spirits, hermit monks and a farm boy who plays off eight make Mount PopaGolf Course an other-worldly experience
A visionary zillionaire has built a diabolical, eco-feel-good, fuzzy-spiritualistic (and vegetarian) course
Playing golf near the rainforest which revolutionized the game
That boom you hear in Vietnam is an explosion of golf courses
Natural golf roams the range in Mongolia
Solving the conundrum
Yes, theyre out there, and theyre pretty terrific
What could golf course owners and tax authorities do?
Taking golf personally
Even though they might be unredeemable; 14 tips to self-serving salvation
The eco-spiritual-golf-trend ten years from now
Unworldly bounces
LADAKH, India
Can a Tibetan monk explain the way stations on the road to golfing nirvana? Can this wise man help me understand the capricious nature of the golfing gods? And does he guard the secret of the ultimate swing thought?
Photo: Paul Sochaczewski
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Golf isnt a real sport, is it?
GENEVA, Switzerland
G olf or sex?
For many golfers, Augusta National in Georgia, the home of the Masters, is the holy grail of golf courses. St. Andrews, in Scotland, is probably more iconic, but thats a partly-public course which any golfer can play. Augusta National is a highly exclusive members-only course, so playing it is like dating movie stars Aishwarya Rai or George Clooney something to dream about but very unlikely to happen.
But if an average golfer could play Augusta National, what would he/she be willing to give up?
A Golf Digest survey asked: You have the opportunity to play Augusta National, but in exchange you will have to abstain from sex for one year. Do you accept the tee time? Of the respondents, 32 percent of men and 31 percent of women wanted the tee time.
When I was growing up I would never have imagined that golf could have that kind of hold on otherwise normal people.
My earliest golf experience was when I was about ten. My dad, who was no sportsman, decided that he and I should engage in some father-son bonding activities fishing (he got sunstroke and I got seasick), hiking (my mother made us crazy with her fears of snakes and poison ivy), and golf. We played on a municipal course somewhere in the Catskills, in New York State, using rented clubs and forced to hire a caddie, a teenaged kid probably earning a few bucks for college. Neither my father nor I had the slightest idea what we were doing, and we hacked our way around the course for several un-fun hours.
And then I never picked up a club again until I was in my late-40s and living near Geneva, Switzerland.
Up to that point I had perceived golf as an activity yearning to become a sport. Sort of like bowling or shuffleboard. It was a pastime for old men wearing gawky clothes, a bit like outdoor gin rummy. I enjoyed real sports squash and tennis and tough wilderness hiking and mountain biking and skiing. Sports that made you gasp for air and shout with exhilaration. But a number of my otherwise reliable friends were keen golfers and I took a few lessons and started to fill my head with swing thoughts swing like its a baseball bat was one of the earliest. I bought spiffy golf shoes. And took a few more lessons and overwhelmed my head with more swing thoughts: On the follow through take a step as if youre walking towards the hole.