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A mother of three children, two of whom have special needs, chronicles her humorous misadventures and how she found that not having your act together is sometimes the best way to find a deeper relationship with God.

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2015 by Sarah Parshall Perry Published by Revell a division of Baker Publishing - photo 1

2015 by Sarah Parshall Perry

Published by Revell

a division of Baker Publishing Group

P.O. Box 6287, Grand Rapids, MI 49516-6287

www . revellbooks .com

Ebook edition created 2015

All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any meansfor example, electronic, photocopy, recordingwithout the prior written permission of the publisher. The only exception is brief quotations in printed reviews.

Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is on file at the Library of Congress, Washington, DC.

ISBN 978-1-4412-2308-1

Unless otherwise indicated, Scripture quotations are from the Holy Bible, New International Version. NIV. Copyright 1973, 1978, 1984, 2011 by Biblica, Inc. Used by permission of Zondervan. All rights reserved worldwide. www.zondervan.com

Scripture quotations labeled ESV are from The Holy Bible, English Standard Version (ESV), copyright 2001 by Crossway, a publishing ministry of Good News Publishers. Used by permission. All rights reserved. ESV Text Edition: 2007

Scripture quotations labeled NLT are from the Holy Bible , New Living Translation, copyright 1996, 2004, 2007, 2013 by Tyndale House Foundation. Used by permission of Tyndale House Publishers, Inc., Carol Stream, Illinois 60188. All rights reserved.

Author is represented by WordServe Literary, Inc., www.wordserveliterary.com

Brokenness is part of our humanity and Sarah Perry gets it. Sand in My Sandwich is her story of living with transparency, grace, humor, and hope. Wife, mom, attorney, writer, Sarah is every woman. No matter your challenge today, you will find yourself in her story. This book is a must-read for every woman and the man who loves her.

Shannon Royce , president and CEO, ChosenFamilies . org

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For Noah , Grace , avnd Jesse ,
who make the very best messes .

And for Matthew ,
who reminded me it was always possible .

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Contents

Cover

Title Page

Copyright Page

Endorsements

Dedication

Acknowledgments

1. The Beginning of the End

2. Angst and the Type A

3. There Must Be Some Mistake

4. Sibling Misery

5. I Get Paid for This, Right?

6. Sandy Sandwiches, or How to Be Embarrassed in Public without Even Trying

7. Fortune Favors Anyone but Me

8. Leaning Towers and Other Structural Improbabilities

9. Mind Control and Major Mom

10. Exit Strategy

Notes

About the Author

Back Ads

Back Cover

Acknowledgments

I extend my deepest gratitude to Lonnie Hull DuPont, who turned editing into the highest of art forms, and who was patient with someone for whom things sounded better in her head than they did on paper and had a predilection for inappropriate comma usage. I also want to thank Twila Bennett and Lindsay Davis for approaching marketing with the kind of fervor that an author knows will result in the dissemination of her passionately held message. I also want to thank my parents, Craig and Janet Parshall, who have weathered their own challenges with aplomb, perseverance, and an unwavering faith that the best is yet to come. I am also thankful to my friends and extended family for whom You should really write a book about this was a recurrent theme in our conversations, Revell Books for believing I was a viable literary risk, and my agent Alice Crider for pushing a product in which she had confidence from the start.

I also want to thank my broodNoah, Grace, and Jessewho were living real life alongside my writing of it, and who were as tolerant as they could be when Mommy sequestered herself in the office. Every day in this life I am privileged to share with them is rife with material for multiple books and future embarrassment. I will undoubtedly be the mother at the rehearsal dinner regaling their future spouses with stories Im sure they will prefer I not share. In that case, I will just hand out copies of this book. They love me miraculously. They are my great reward.

Final and greatest thanks go to my husband, Matt, who began this chaotic journey with me, and to whom I can say my only wish is that it all had started sooner.

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The Beginning of the End

He lifted me out of the slimy pit,

out of the mud and mire;

he set my feet on a rock

and gave me a firm place to stand.

Psalm 40:2

I am not famous. I am just a mother, and a writer, and ordinary in about every way imaginable. I write most days in my pajamas facing a fine view out the second-story window of a sprawling, elegant property I do not own. That is actually part of this story: the story of a life, and a messy one at that.

Then? My life was neat and ordered and under control. Now? My lifes a mess. Ask my friends.

Actually, dont. They wont see it through the veil of forced perfection. I am the one who still sometimes suppresses the urge to fly hysterically through the house with the Windex when I hear from my husbandthe guy who doesnt believe in charades of any sortthat were about to have houseguests. He will greet you at the door in his pajamas, sporting slippers with holes worn through to the floor, and hair of the most profound bed-head variety. I, however, have learned to course-correct with little more than an hours notice, and by the time we open our door (if I am lucky), the floors might be swept and there is food on the counter. This food might be nothing more than a half bag of tortilla chips Ive unearthed in our pantry, or a cup of questionably fresh mixed nuts. Please dont look in the closet. Youre likely to be hit by the avalanche of unhung coats. And for the love of Pete, dont smell the carpets. The dogs are in some kind of territorial pee-off.

Mine could be described as a typical mothers life: the life of a typical mother with a typical control problem, and a pretty swell grasp on how to out-Jones the Joneses. Think Stepford Wife with fewer mechanical gears; a wife and a mother who could never stand the mess.

Let me set the stage.

Imagine an ever-so-slightly uptight lawyer with vacuum lines in her carpet, an immaculate Toyota, and an apartment that smells of orchids. Her spice cabinet is arranged alphabetically. Her taxes are finished in January. Then, imagine a small-town hero with a giant Ford pickup, sheets he cant remember washing, and no college degree. Now, imagine a brief courtship, a hastily set wedding date, and the lawyer thinking to herself, I can change him.

Dont ever, EVER think this about another person.

Once, when things were orderly, when I was a single girl with a singular fixation on controlling everything, I took a trip to Jerusalem and placed into a gap in the citys ancient Western Wall a folded note telling the Lord that Id had enough of the incessant striving, the deep soul unrest that was keeping me awake at night. I told him I needed patience to wait for that right man, someone who, in my partnership with him, would nudge me closer to God. His response was something like, You sure about this? Six months later, the man with the blue pickup and a wild, impassioned faith showed up. He also had food on his shirt. To this day, the man ends up with as much on his clothes as he does in his mouth.

Matt and I bonded quickly and married within a year of meeting. This is where things stop sounding like a Nicholas Sparks novel. It was, in fact, the beginning of the end. It was the first step toward termination of a way of life to which Id held fast for two decades.

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