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Stephen Colbert - I Am A Pole

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The sad thing is, I like it - Maurice Sendak
The perfect gift to give a child or grandchild for their high school or college graduation.
Also Fathers Day.
Also, other times.
- Stephen Colbert

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THISBOOKBELONGSTOBUTHEHOPESYOUREADANDENJOYITAFTERA - photo 1
THISBOOKBELONGSTOBUTHEHOPESYOUREADANDENJOYITAFTERALLYOURETHEGREATESTPOLEINT - photo 2
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THISBOOKBELONGSTO:BUTHEHOPESYOU,,READANDENJOYIT.AFTERALL,YOURETHEGREATESTPOLEINTHEWORLD!
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IAMAPOLE(ANDSOCANYOU!)bySTEPHENCOLBERTNewYorkBostonwithillustrationsbyPAULHILDEBRAND
IAMAPOLE(ANDSOCANYOU!)WRITTENANDEDITEDBYStephenColbertandAaronCohenWITHCONTRIBUTIONSFROMPaulDinello,RobDubbin,andScottShermanILLUSTRATIONSBYPaulHildebrandSPECIALTHANKSTOLizRussomanno-DoyleandMauriceSendakBOOKDESIGNBYAaronCohenandPaulHildebrandCoverbasedondesignbyDoylePartnersBACKCOVERPHOTOGRAPHBYAndrewMathesonCopyright2012bySpartinaProductions,Inc.GrandCentralPublishingHachetteBookGroup237ParkAvenueNewYork,NY10017www.HachetteBookGroup.comFirsteBookEdition:May 2012GrandCentralPublishingisadivisionofHachetteBookGroup,Inc.TheGrandCentralPublishingnameandlogoisatrademarkofHachetteBookGroup,Inc.Thepublisherisnotresponsibleforwebsites(ortheircontent)thatarenotownedbythepublisher.TheHachetteSpeakersBureauprovidesawiderangeofauthorsforspeakingevents.Tofindoutmore,gotowww.hachettespeakersbureau.comorcall(866)376-6591.eISBN978-1-455-52340-5Allrightsreserved.InaccordancewiththeU.S.CopyrightActof1976,thescanning,uploading,andelectronicsharingofanypartofthisbookwithoutthepermissionofthepublisherisunlawfulpiracyandtheftoftheauthorsintellectualproperty.Ifyouwouldliketousematerialfromthebook(otherthanforreviewpurposes),priorwrittenpermissionmustbeobtainedbycontactingthepublisheratpermissions@hbgusa.com.Thankyouforyoursupportoftheauthorsrights.
Forpoleseverywherekeepdreaming - photo 6
Forpoleseverywherekeepdreaming
IAMAPOLEThatmuchiscleartomeButjustwhattypeofpoleIsitIshouldbe - photo 7
IAMAPOLE!Thatmuchiscleartome...Butjustwhattypeofpole,IsitIshouldbe?
IknowIhaveapurposeImsurethismaysoundoddButapolewithoutajobtodoIsreallyjustaro - photo 8
IknowIhaveapurposeImsurethismaysoundoddButapolewithoutajobtodoIsreallyjustaro - photo 9
IknowIhaveapurpose,Imsurethismaysoundodd:Butapolewithoutajobtodo,Isreallyjustarod.*SoIvespentalotoftime,Inpursuitofonecleargoal:FindingoutwhereIfitin.Whatismytruepolerole?*Fortherecord,someofmybestfriendsarerods.Betweenyouandme,theyrealotbetterthansticks.****Dontgetmestartedonsticks.
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MycousinBobsalamppole,Buthedoesntseemthatbright.SowhatisitthatIcando?Theremustbesomething...right?
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FirstIhelpedabarber,Sellingshavesforhairynecks.ThenItriedsometetherball,Buttherulesweretoocomplex.
ImnotapoleforvaultingBecauseforthatIdneedtobend - photo 13
Imnotapoleforvaulting,BecauseforthatIdneedtobend.
AndIdlovetobeaskipoleButforthatIdneedafriend - photo 14
AndIdlovetobeaskipole,ButforthatIdneedafriend.
IwishedIwastheNorthPoleAndmarkedthehomeofSanta - photo 15
IwishedIwastheNorthPole,AndmarkedthehomeofSanta...
OrevenjustaGalluppollCallingvotersinAtlanta - photo 16
OrevenjustaGalluppoll,CallingvotersinAtlanta.
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Imaypoledforamonth,Learningpagansarentmytype...IdidntcutitasatotemMenosmoke-umthepeacepipe.
ItoldmyselfthattadpoleWasapossiblesolution - photo 18
ItoldmyselfthattadpoleWasapossiblesolution.
ThatdidntworkouteitherGoshdarnitevolution - photo 19
ThatdidntworkouteitherGoshdarnit,evolution!
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Ibrieflywasapoleax,ForabravemedievalknightItturnsoutImnotthatsharp,AndImmuchtooscaredtofight.
TheresalwaysfiremansorfishingButthosejobsarehardtofind - photo 21
Theresalwaysfiremansorfishing,Butthosejobsarehardtofind.
SoIinternedasastripperpoleButIcouldntstandthegrind - photo 22
SoIinternedasastripperpole,ButIcouldntstandthegrind.
ItriedandfailedatotherthingsThatIshouldnttalkabout - photo 23
Itriedandfailedatotherthings,ThatIshouldnttalkabout.
LikethatsummerwiththephonepolesGettingtotallystrungout - photo 24
Likethatsummerwiththephonepoles,Gettingtotallystrungout.
ForpeopleitseemseasyTofindarolethatsuitsyoumostLikeajoboftrueimportanceSuchasl - photo 25
ForpeopleitseemseasyTofindarolethatsuitsyoumost,Likeajoboftrueimportance,SuchaslatenightTVhost.
ButIdonthavethatoptionAndfromwhatIcandeduceTheonlypoleImgoingtobeIsonewithnog - photo 26
ButIdonthavethatoptionAndfromwhatIcandeduceTheonlypoleImgoingtobeIsonewithnog - photo 27
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ButIdonthavethatoption.AndfromwhatIcandeduce,TheonlypoleImgoingtobe,Isonewithnogooduse.Itseemsthattheresnoplaceforme.ForgetIeverspoke.IguessImjustapunchline,Tosomeawfulpole-ishjoke.
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WhoisthisthatIseecoming,Inthedepthsofmydespair?SomescoutsbringingOldGlory,Asafrockformetowear!BUT,WAIT!
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Ivealwaysthoughtred,white,andblueWentnicelywithmyeyes.AndhorizontalstripessuredoShowoffmyshapelythighs.
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