Officer Chuck Skid Skidmore wished he hadnt indulged in that last cup of coffee. If it wasnt for the new waitress at the diner, he would have stopped at just one. But damn she was cute. So hed sat at the counter the entirety of his dinner break and sucked down caffeine like a ten-year-old gorging on Kool-Aid. Brandy obliged by keeping his mug full, and entertaining him with her twenty-something chitchat and a full two inches of jiggling cleavage.
Hed been eating at LaDonnas Diner every night for two months now, since the chief assigned him the graveyard shift. He hated working nights. He respected the chief, but he was going to have to have a talk with her about getting back on days.
Skid turned his cruiser onto Hogpath Road, a desolate stretch of asphalt bounded by Millers Woods to the north and a cornfield on the south side. The cruisers tires crunched over gravel as he pulled onto the shoulder. He was reaching for the pack of Marlboro Lights in the glove box when his radio crackled.
Three-two-four. Are you 10-8?
Mona was the third-shift dispatcher and his sole source of entertainmentafter the diner closed, anyway. Shed kept him from dying of boredom many a night. Roger that, Dispatch.
So did you talk to her?
Thats affirm.
You ask her out?
Throwing open his door to keep the smell of smoke out of the cruiser, Skid lit the Marlboro. I dont see how thats any of your business.
Youre the one whos been talking about her for the last two months.
Shes too young for me.
Since when does that make a difference?
Youre tying up the radio.
Mona laughed. Youre chicken.
Wishing hed never told her about his crush on Brandy, he drew on the cigarette. Whatever.
Are you smoking?
He mouthed the word shit.
You said you were going to quit.
I said I was going to either quit drinking or smoking. I sure as hell aint going to do both in the same week. He sucked in a mouthful of smoke. Especially when Im stuck working nights.
Maybe the chiefs still pissed about that old lady you roughed up.
I didnt rough her up. That old goat was drunk out of her mind.
She was sixty-two years old
And naked as a jaybird.
Mona giggled. You get all the good calls.
Dont remind me. The sight of her wrinkled ass has damaged me for life. He sighed, his bladder reminding him why hed stopped in the first place. I gotta take a piss.
Like I need to know that. She disconnected.
Grinning, Skid got out of the cruiser. The crickets went silent as he walked around to the bar ditch. Dry cornstalks crackled in a light breeze. Beyond, a harvest moon cast yellow light onto the tall grain silo and barn roof of an Amish farm. It was so quiet, he could hear the cacophony of frogs from Wildcat Creek a quarter mile to the south. Skid relieved himself and tried not to think about the long night ahead. Yeah, he was going to have a talk with the chief. Get back on days. Hed had enough of this vampire hours shit.
He was zipping up when a distant sound snagged his attention. At first he thought maybe a calf was bawling for its cow. Or maybe a dog had been hit by a car. But when the sound came again, he realized it wasnt either of those things. It was a mans scream. Looking out across the cornfield, he felt the hairs on his nape stand straight up.
Skid rested his hand on the .38 strapped to his hip. He scanned the field beyond where the corn whispered and sighed. Another scream sent a chill scraping up his spine. What the hell?
Yanking open the door of the cruiser, he leaned in and flicked on the strobes, then pulsed the siren a couple of times. He hit his lapel mike. Mona, Im out here at the Plank farm. Ive got a 10-88. They used the ten-code radio system at the Painters Mill PD; 10-88 was the code for suspicious activity.
Whats going on?
Some crazy shits screaming his head off.
Well thats strange. She went silent for a moment. Who is it?
I dont know, but I think its coming from the house. Im going to check it out.
Roger that.
Back in his cruiser, Skid turned into the long gravel lane that would take him to the house. The Planks were Amish. Generally, the Amish were quiet and kept to themselves. Most were up before the sun and in bed before most folks finished their suppers. Skid couldnt imagine one of them out this time of night, raising hell. Either some teenager on rumspringatheir running around time before joining the churchwas drunk out of his head, or thered been an accident.
He was midway down the lane when a figure rushed from the shadows. Skid braked hard. The cruiser slid sideways, missing a man by inches. Holy shit!
The man scrambled around the front of the cruiser, hands on the hood, eyes as big as baseballs. Skid didnt recognize him, but the full beard and flat-brimmed hat told him the guy was Amish. Setting his hand on his .38, Skid rammed the shifter into Park and got out of the cruiser. What the hell are you doing? I almost hit you.
The man was breathing hard, shaking harder. In the moonlight, Skid saw sweat glistening on his cheeks, despite the October chill, and he wondered if the guy was high on drugs. Mein Gott!
Skid didnt understand Pennsylvania Dutch, the Amish dialect, but he didnt need to be fluent to know the guy was terrified. He didnt know what hed walked into. The one thing he was certain of was that he wasnt going to let this cagey-looking sumbitch get any closer. As far as he knew, the guy was on crack and armed with a machete. Stop right there, partner. Keep your hands where I can see them.
The Amish man put his hands up. Even from ten feet away Skid could see his entire body was trembling. His chest heaved. It was tearsnot sweatthat glistened on his cheeks. Whats your name? Skid asked.
Reuben Zimmerman! he choked.
The Amish mans eyes met his. Within their depths, Skid saw fear and the sharp edge of panic. The mans mouth worked, but no words came.
You need to calm down, sir. Tell me what happened.
Zimmerman pointed toward the farmhouse, his hand shaking like a flag in a gale. Amos Plank. The children. There is blood. They are dead!
The guy had to be out of his mind. How many people?
I do not know. I saw... Amos and the boys. On the floor. Dead. I ran.
Did you see anyone else?
No.
Skids gaze went to the darkened farmhouse. The place was silent and still. No lantern light in the windows. No movement. He hit his lapel mike. Mona, Ive got a possible 10-16 out here. A 10-16 was the code for a domestic problem. Im going to take a look.
You still out at the Plank place?
Thats affirm.
You want me to call the sheriffs office and get a deputy out there?
Im going to check it out first. Will you run Reuben Zimmerman through LEADS for me? LEADS was the acronym for the Law Enforcement Automated Data System police departments used to check for outstanding warrants.
Roger that. Computer keys clicked. Be careful, will you?
You got that right.
Anxious to get to the scene, Skid approached the Amish man. Turn around and put your hands against the car, partner.
Zimmerman looked bewildered. I did not do anything wrong.
Its procedure. Im going to pat you down. The handcuffs are for your protection and mine. All right?
As if realizing he didnt have a choice, Zimmerman turned and set his hands against the cruiser. Quickly, Skid ran his hands over the man, checking pockets, socks, even his crotch. Then he snapped the cuffs into place. What are you doing here at this time of night?
I help with the milking. Work begins at four A.M .
And I thought I had bad hours.
The Amish man blinked.
Never mind. Opening the cruiser door, Skid ushered him into the backseat. Lets go.