James Patterson - I, Michael Bennett

A book in the Michael Bennett series, 2012

ORANGE LAKE, NEW YORK

SIXTY MILES NORTH OF NEW YORK CITY

STARTING TO GASP as she climbed the increasingly steep slope of the tangled hiking trail, Mary Catherine was about to take a breather when the tree line opened. Glancing out over the open ridge, she immediately halted in her tracks, as what was left of her breath was suddenly taken.

Off to the right, the flat lake and majestic foothills of the Catskill Mountains glowed in the soft morning light like a priceless Hudson River School landscape come to life. Mary Catherine stood for a moment, mesmerized by the exhilarating vista, the distant golden hills, the mile-long expanse of silvery blue water, smooth and perfect as a freshly tucked-in sheet.

Only for a moment.

Two geese floating by the near shore of the lake took frantic, honking flight as a large projectile landed in the water beside them with a tremendous, booming slap.

Youkilis tries to tag from third! Eddie Bennett yelled as the baseball-size rock hed just chucked sent violent ripples over the serene water. He dropped to his knees as he threw his arms up in dramatic triumph. But the Yankees new center fielder, Eddie the Laser Beam Bennett, throws him out by a mile. Ball game over. Pennant over. Thuuuuh Yankees win!

Mary Catherine! protested one of the girls from the front of the long, single-file line of children already on the move through the trees farther down the trail.

There were ten of them in all, six girls, four boys. Being a mix of Spanish and Asian, black and white, and ranging in age from seven to sixteen, they were often mistaken for a small Montessori school.

But they werent, Mary Catherine knew. They were a family, believe it or not. A large, raucous, often aggravating, but ultimately always loving family. One she found herself smack-dab in the middle of again and again for some reason.

Who was she kidding? she thought as she hauled Eddie up and sent him scurrying ahead of her along the forest path. She knew the reason, or at least the main one. His name was Mike Bennett, the NYPD detective father of these ten crazy kids, stuck back in the city on a case. Which meant she was on riot patrol without backup here at the Bennett family lake house. At least until the weekend.

This latest frenzied fiasco of an outdoor adventure was actually courtesy of the two littlest ones, Shawna and Chrissy: a first-ever Bennett family vacation breakfast picnic. But it was Jane, the Girl Scout, who had turned it into a full-blown nature walk with her Orange County field guide. An activity Ricky, Eddie, and Trent were determined to tease into oblivion at every turn, of course.

Less than a minute later, Mary Catherine watched helplessly as, midway down the hiking line, Ricky Bennett suddenly hopped up on a rock and began making drumbeat sounds with his mouth. It was a rap beat, Mary Catherine knew. The very same one the thirteen-year-old had driven them all crazy with on last nights two-hour ride up here.

Uh-oh. Here we go. More dissension in the ranks, Mary Catherine mumbled as she hurried forward through the column of kids.

His brother Trent, seizing the moment, immediately jumped up beside Ricky and joined in the fun with a manic, high-pitched, scratching-squeaking sound.

Yall, Im sick of this wood. Get me back to my hood, Ricky rapped in a bellowing voice before the two knuckled-headed boys collapsed in bursts of laughter.

Mary Catherine! fourteen-year-old Jane shrieked this time.

Mary Catherine finally arrived from the rear of the file, forcing a scowl across her face to hide her smile.

She thought the boys were actually pretty funny but, of course, being an experienced nanny and nobodys fool, she would take that secret to her grave.

Boys, you will cease this instant, Mary Catherine said to them as sternly as her lilting Irish brogue would allow. Nature walks are about relaxation. Well not have your human beat-bashing nonsense.

Its beatboxing, Mary Catherine, Ricky said helpfully, between giggles. Human beatboxing.

Ill box you about your human head and shoulders in about three seconds, Mary Catherine said, pulling his hat down over his face. She whirled around and busted Eddie making faces over her shoulder.

And for you, Eddie Andrew Bennett, she said, poking his chest, another rock near one of Orange Countys fine feathered friends and well see if that portable PlayStation of yours can throw Youkilis out from third!

HEADING BACK TO the rear of the line, Mary Catherine looked pleadingly at the two oldest Bennett kids, Juliana and Brian, for some much-needed assistance, but they avoided her gaze-eyes expressionless, zombielike, as if they were sleepwalking. Wasnt looking like any help was on the way from the teen ranks this early in the a.m. She was on her own and surrounded on all sides, she thought, flicking a drop of sweat from her nose.

After they got up here late last night, maybe this was a bit too much too soon. But then again, wasnt the entire point of vacation to get these kids out of the concrete jungle of Manhattan and up here into the clean, fresh country air? They would happily laze around in their pajamas until noon if she let them. Like all good Marine Corps drill instructors and nuns, she knew it was better to get an ironclad routine going straight off the bat, and then get them used to it, no matter how painful it was at first. If shed learned anything in the last few years as the worlds hardest-working nanny, it was that.

And despite all the tomfoolery, Jane was making the best of it, at least. The head of their expedition thumbed through her guidebook as they continued along the path. She brought the party to a halt as she came upon some small gray birds making creaking chirps as they bathed in a forest creek. She lifted the binoculars from around her neck.

Is that a dove? Fiona whispered as she crouched alongside her. No, wait. A plover, right?

Yes, very good, Fiona, Jane whispered back, flicking and stopping on a page to make a notation. That is a plover. A semipalmated plover, I believe.

As they continued on, a loud croak began echoing through the trees.

Is that a bird, too? said seven-year-old Chrissy, looking around excitedly.

No, Chrissy, Jane said, patting her little sister on the head. Im pretty sure its a frog.

I believe its a semipalmated frog, to be exact, Chrissy, called Ricky from the back, to the snickering delight of the boys.

Thats when it happened. Trent saw it first. He stopped as if hed hit an invisible wall and began jumping up and down as he repeatedly stabbed a pointing finger toward the undergrowth to the left of the trail.

Yeah, well, what the heck is that? he screamed.

Arriving at the scene of the commotion, Mary took a couple of seconds to piece together what was going on. Between the shafts of sunlight, sprawled along the forest floor beside an elm tree, was a large gray silhouette. When the form snorted out a breath, Mary realized it was a deer, a large doe, lying on her side. She also realized there was something on the loamy forest floor beside her, a bulbous gray-green form, slick with moisture. Wisps of steam were rising off the curious blob. It was moving slightly.

As the prone deer turned and began to lick at the form, Mary Catherine realized what they were witnessing. The deer had just given birth.