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A book for sophisticated travellers who want to understand Paris and the Parisians and who appreciate English humour. Secrets of Paris contains no time tables or hotel phone numbers but is a humorous introduction to the heart and soul of the city (and the French) by a bestselling writer who loves Paris and knows it well.
This is a visitors guide to the exciting city of Paris, containing the sort of gossipy, inside information that a friend who knows Paris would give you. Vernon Coleman, an international bestselling author whose books have been published in 25 languages,
has been visiting Paris for over half a century and has had an apartment there since the 1990s. He knows and understand the city (and the Parisians) intimately and knows far more about the citys history than most travel writers and tourist guides. The book is packed with secrets and advice but its also funny and enormously readable. A sparkling introduction to Paris and the French by someone whose love for the city shines through brightly. Contains information on getting to know Paris and understanding France and the French. There is a list of 20 things you must do in Paris and 10 things NOT worth doing. Plus details of places around Paris worth visiting. Selected as Book of the Month by `French magazine and highly praised by `Destination France and other expert reviewers.
`Is it travel writing or reference? Actually it cleverly manages to combine both .Before youve finished reading I guarantee youll be planning a visit.
Secrets of Paris gives you just that - an insight into Parisian life, packed with local and personal anecdotes, and historical and socio-political information. Refreshingly, this isnt just a trite travel book but a readable, funny and intelligent guide to what to do and what not to do and see in the city. Imagine getting top tips from a trusted friend who has lived in Paris for a few years. - French Magazine
`This isnt a guide book although its sub-title is Paris for Beginners, an Insiders Guide. Rather, its a witty series of observations about life in Paris. A prolific writer Coleman has sold over two million books in the UK alone, covering genres (such as) medical matters and novels. He writes amusingly about flowers, the elderly, notaires, zebra crossings, hotels and almost anything else you can think of. Theres a list of 10 things not worth doing (including visiting the Bois de Boulogne) and 20 things you must do in Paris (from visiting Pere Lachaise to having a drink at Les Deux Magots or Caf Flore). Hugely entertaining. - Destination France
`Vernon Coleman...now gives us the sort of gossipy inside information that a friend who knows Paris well would give you...packed with secrets and advice, but also funny and enormously readable. A sparkling introduction to Paris and the French. - Stewart Peterson, Greenock Telegraph
`Hugely enjoyable. - Carol McGiffin
Vernon Coleman is a qualified doctor who has written over 100 books which have been translated into 25 languages. Many of them have appeared in bestseller lists around the world. He has presented countless TV and radio programmes and written columns for many of the worlds biggest selling newspapers and magazines.
There are details of his other books on his author page on Amazon and on www.vernoncoleman.com
What the papers say about Vernon Coleman and his books:
Coleman is a very funny writer - This England
Vernon Coleman writes brilliant books - The Good Book Guide
No thinking person can ignore him -The Ecologist
A godsend -Daily Telegraph
Compulsive reading - The Guardian
Marvellously succinct, refreshingly sensible - The Spectator
King of the media docs -The Independent
Probably one of the most brilliant men alive -Irish Times
Britains leading medical author - The Star
Britains leading health care campaigner - The Sun
The patients champion -Birmingham
He writes lucidly and wittily - Good Housekeeping
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Secret of Paris

Paris for Beginners: An Insider's Guide

The perfect book for your trip to Paris.

Vernon Coleman


CopyrightVernon Coleman 2014

The right of Vernon Coleman to be identified as theauthor of this work has been asserted in accordance with the Copyright, Designsand Patents Act 1988.

ISBN 978-1-898146-11-7

Dedication

There's a good reason for this book being written in thefirst person plural rather than the first person singular. The reason is DonnaAntoinette Coleman. She has worn out many pairs of shoes, and gained countlessblisters, tramping the streets of Paris and helping me research this book. WithDonna Antoinette by my side Paris always looks at its beautiful best. Secretsof Paris is dedicated to her with my thanks as well as all my love. It isher book just as much as it is mine. (Though, naturally, errors and omissionsare my responsibility.)


Contents List


Preface

There are some places in Paris which every touristvisits. The Eiffel Tower, Sacre Coeur, the place du Tetre, the Louvre and theChamps-Elyses are on everyone's list of `must-see'. You can't go to Pariswithout standing on a traffic island at the bottom of the Champs-Elyses andtaking a photograph of the traffic racing up towards the Arc de Triomphe. It'swhat everyone does. You have to stand at the bottom at Rond Point at night andlook up. Then walk up and down. Everybody does. No reason. They just do.

Nor can youvisit Paris for the first time without joining the throngs queuing to shuffleinto Notre Dame. (Well, you can. But it would be a pity. And, remember, if youend your trip to Paris with heaps of things left to do, then you will alwayshave something to look forward to for your next visit.)

But,wonderful as these iconic places are (and they all are wonderful and well wortha visit, there are many other places in Paris which are a real delight to visitbut which the usual tourist buses and official tours don't and won't take youto. Nor will the usual guide books recommend them.

We've spentyears putting together this list of our favourite Parisian secrets (and wornout many pairs of shoes and acquired countless blisters in the process). We'reconfident that if you spend a little time following our suggestion to wanderoff the beaten track, and look at Paris from a slightly different angleoccasionally, you won't regret it.

Mostguidebooks are filled with dull and immediately forgettable information aboutthe dates buildings were commissioned and the dates their architects were bornand died. You might, for example, discover that Paris used to be called Pariseaand before that was known as Lutetia. But, quite frankly, who cares?Unashamedly and unapologetically we haven't included any so-called `useful'information in this book. Secrets of Paris is designed to give you thesort of gossipy, genuinely helpful information a friend who knows Paris wouldgive you. Paris is one of the easiest cities in the world to understand and tofind your way around - once you know the secrets. We've also included someparagraphs designed to introduce to you the Parisians; to help you learn how toenjoy Paris and understand the French.

You willsee, incidentally, that this book contains none of the advertisements or overtrecommendations which so often seem to be scattered in modern guide books. Thismeans that as authors our only allegiance is to you, the reader. And we wouldalso like to assure you that we have received no sponsorships or freebies orcut price anythings (or have we ever tried to obtain any). Where we recommendparticular services or shops it is purely because we have found them to beworth recommending.

Finally,we've tried to make this a book you'll find fun to read as well as to use as areference guide.

EnjoyParis. It's difficult not to.

VernonColeman, Paris


Part 1: The Planning

1. Don't go to Paris in August

However tempted you may be by the special offer pricesavailable from your travel agent, don't, please don't go to Paris in August.Almost any month of the year will be fine (we prefer September and early Octoberto April) but going to Paris in August is not a good idea.

Unless youhave lived in Paris, or explored away from the main tourist haunts you willprobably have no idea of the extent of the August shutdown. Even in the touristareas many shops and attractions are shut. Tourism lasts all around the year inParis. To the French August is a month for holidays away from the city.

We too hadno idea just how complete the shutdown is until we discovered that we had aleak in our Parisian apartment. We have a 24 hour a day, 7 days a week servicecontract with a plumbing company and the idea is, of course, quite simple. Ifwe have a plumbing problem we ring them and they send someone round to dealwith it. For this service we give them money.

We shouldhave known that something was wrong from the fact that we had to ring fivetimes before anyone answered the telephone.

`We havewater leaking from a pipe,' we told the rather bored sounding man whoeventually picked up the receiver.

`What isyour address?' he asked.

We toldhim.

`Someonewill come in September,' he said.

`September!'we cried, aghast. `We have water pouring from a leaky pipe.'

`It isAugust,' he explained. We could hear the shrug of indifference. `Everyone is onholiday.'

What was sosurprising was his astonishment that we should expect a plumber to be availablein August.

In the endwe decided, in the best French fashion, that the leaky pipe was not ourproblem. It was the problem of the people in the apartment below. And they, ofcourse, were away for August. In Paris, thats the way things are done. Cestla vie.

You are, ofcourse, unlikely to need a plumber if you're going to Paris on holiday. ButAugust is still not a good time to visit. Not only are many cafs, bars andshops closed for the month but you will also find that the streets and parksare empty of Parisians and full of sweaty tourists most of them wearing heavybackpacks. If you visit Paris in August you will come away with a very low viewof the place.

The otherreason for not going to Paris in August is the weather. August has always beena hot month in Paris but since global warming took a hold on the world thetemperatures in the capital have become unbearable (July has now become toohot, too). A candle in our apartment actually drooped and melted into ashapeless lump of wax during one particularly nasty heat wave. Even the pigeonswere feeling too knackered to fly. They just sat on ledges and did nothing. Theheat is, of course, why the Parisians spend August somewhere else. And it's whyyou, too, should keep away. Ignore the fact that hotels offer good prices inAugust. The prices are low then for a very good reason. If you do not followthis advice you will regret it. `We should have done what the book said,' oneof you will say, as you both lie exhausted and soaked on your hotel beds. `But itwas 10% cheaper,' the other will reply. And then the row will start and youwill end up paying a fortune to abandon your holiday and go back home.

2. Make sure youwear comfortable clothes and shoes

Wear comfortable shoes and comfortable clothes - preferablywith loads of zip pockets. But if you don't want the Parisians to depress youwith their sneers we suggest that you wear something that is reasonably chic.Don't wear shorts or anything that would look well suited to a Spanish beach.The Parisians are offended by anything made out of shiny nylon or materialwhich contains pictures of palm trees. We don't wish to offend you bymentioning these things, simply to help you avoid finding yourself the objectof scorn and pity.

If youcan't stuff everything you need into your pockets, and you need to take a bagwith you when you are out and about, make sure that it is light and has zippockets. Zips on pockets and bags will provide you with some protection againstpick pockets (especially if the zips stick a bit and are difficult to open) butwe suggest that you carry valuables (passport and money) in a hidden moneybelt. Just keep enough money for each day's needs in the wallet you carry inyour pocket or handbag. This, incidentally, will be the wallet you hand over ifyou are robbed - it is what we call a `mugger's wallet'. To make your `mugger'swallet' look authentic add a couple of old, expired membership cards, whichwill be no loss to you and of no value to anyone else. Our mugger's walletscontain: a membership card for a video library which was converted into aChinese take away in 1996, an impressive looking discount card for a fish andchip shop which has been a mobile phone shop since 1994 and an expired entrancepass for the Casino in Monte Carlo.

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