Hoppy Holiday Homicide Pet Whisperer P.I.
Molly Fitz
2019, Molly Fitz.
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Contents
About This Book
Authors Note
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Whats Next?
Sneak Peek: Retriever Ransom
Whats After That?
More from Blueberry Bay
More Mags!
More Molly!
About This Book
Nobody does the holidays like small-town Maine, and my particular small town just so happens to be the very best at decking the halls and rocking around the big Christmas tree downtown.
Yes, every year, Glendale puts on a Holiday Spectacular thats grander and greater than the one that came before. Unfortunately, the only thing everyones going to remember this year is the two dead bodies that show up in the center of the ice sculpture garden.
With the whole town having come out to play, everyones in close proximity to the crime sceneand everyones a suspect. A great many fingers are pointed my way, too, since it was me and my cat that discovered the deathly duo. With only my whacky Nan, recently discovered cousin, overly optimistic Chihuahua, and snarky feline to help me, can I clear my name and save Christmas all in one perfectly executed investigation?
Hold on to your jingle bells, because its going to be a wild ride.
Authors Note
Hey, new reader friend!
Welcome to the crazy inner workings of my brain. I hope youll find it a fun and exciting place to be.
If you love animals as much as I do, then Im pretty sure youre going to enjoy the journey ahead.
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If youre ready to dive right in to more Pet Whisperer P.I., then you can even order the next books right now by clicking below:
Retriever Ransom
Lawless Litter
Legal Seagull
Scheming Sphynx
Deer Duplicity
Persian Penalty
Grizzly Grievance
And make sure youve also read the books that come before Hoppy Holiday Homicide in the series. They can be read in any order, but youll enjoy yourself more if you start at the beginning!
Kitty Confidential
Terrier Transgressions
Hairless Harassment
Dog-Eared Delinquent
The Cat Caper
Chihuahua Conspiracy
Raccoon Racketeer
Himalayan Hazard
Okay, ready to talk to some animals and solve some mysteries?
Lets do this!
Molly Fitz
To anyone who wishes she could talk to her animal best friend
Well, whats stopping you?
Chapter One
Hi. Im Angie Russo, and while you may not immediately recognize it, Im probably one of the most unusual people youll ever meet.
Why?
Well, how many other people do you know who can communicate with animals? And, no, Im not talking meows, woofs, and chirps. We have actual conversations, and we even solve crimes togetherbut Im getting ahead of myself here.
Before I say any moreshhh!my strange ability is a secret that must be protected at all costs. Not because Im in danger or anything, just because Id rather people not know.
Okay?
And, no, Im not a witch, werewolf, or other kind of fictional supernatural creature. Im just a normal girl in her late twenties who got electrocuted by an old coffee maker and woke up with the power to communicate with animals.
First, it was just the one cat, Octo-Cat as I call him. He was in the room when I got zapped. We were both there for a will reading, me as the lowly paralegal and him as the primary beneficiary.
When he realized I could understand him, he revealed that his late owner had been murdered even though everyone thought the rich old lady had died of natural causes. Turns out that wasnt what had happened at all.
Shed been murdered, and now he needed me to help him prove it.
Well, we got justice for Ethel Fulton and eventually wound up living in her stately manor home. Since none of the relatives wanted Octo-Cat and I really, really wanted him, we ended up together, too.
We live with my eccentric grandmother, whos known around these parts simply as Nan. A few months ago, we also adopted a rescue Chihuahua named Paisley. Shes the sugar to Octo-Cats spice, and the cute little thing can never say a bad word about anyone
Well, except the naughty raccoon named Pringle who lives in our backyard. He used to live under the porch, but then he kind of blackmailed us into building him a custom treehousetwo treehouses, actually. Oh, boy, is that a long story.
Speaking of long stories, Ive got several of those. Just you wait.
You see, a lot has changed in the months since Octo-Cat and I officially opened our P.I. business together. We havent had a single paying client yet, but were still getting tons of experience by accidentally stumbling into one mystery after the next.
Hey, whatever works. Right?
Oh, also, Im in love with my boyfriend and former boss, Charles Longfellow, IIIalthough I havent exactly told him that yet. Octo-Cat is also in a long-distance relationship with a former show cat and minor Instagram influencer named Grizabella. And he never stops telling heror anyone who will listenjust how much he loves her. Hes even started giving me guff about how slow Charles and I are moving by comparison.
Then theres the fact that weve discovered Nan isnt actually biologically related to me or my mom, but were still working on digging up the full story there. Yes, this entire time, she hasnt understood the reason we were shoved together, either.
On the positive side of that crazy bit of news, we have connected with long-lost family in Larkhaven, Georgia. I was supposed to visit them last month, but a murder derailed our travel plans just a bit. So, instead, my cousin Mags showed up here and is staying through the end of the month.
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