Warm thanks to my family, Caroline, Alexander and Nicholas Ash, Felicity and Julian Page, my agent John Saddler and my editors Val Hudson and Lorraine Jerram, who have all encouraged me in the project - despite my endlessly presenting them all with yet another strange name and asking, what do you think of this? To their names, I should like to add those of Paul Dickson, Robert Easton, Cassie and Rory Fairhead, Virginia Nicholson, Barry Simner, Augusta Skidelsky and Howard Spencer.
Thanks are also due to Gerry Toop and the staff of the National Archives and Family Record Centre and the many county record offices and their dedicated archivists and researchers - especially those with senses of humour. They include: Bedfordshire - James Collett-White; Cambridgeshire - Gill Shapland; Cheshire - Caroline Picco; Cumbria - David Bowcock; Devon - Rene Jackaman; Dorset A. Munro; Gloucestershire - Pauline Nash; Herefordshire John Harnden; Hertfordshire - Bonnie West; Isle of Wight - Richard Smout; Lancashire - John Benson; Lincolnshire - Mike Rogers; Norfolk - Claire Bolster; Northamptonshire Eleanor Winyard; Nottinghamshire - William Bell; Pembrokeshire Nikki Bosworth; Shropshire Alison
Healey; Somerset - Liz Grant; Suffolk - Dave Feakes; West Sussex - Richard Childs.
The Cornwall Record Office deserves special mention for its inspirational Silly Names List, compiled by archivist Rene Jackaman (now at the Devon Record Office). Although this has since been removed from the CRO website, I am grateful to Rene for granting permission for it to appear on minesee: www.RussellAsh.com/CornwallSillyNames .
And finally, all the volunteers who have valiantly (and sometimes imaginatively) transcribed often almost indecipherable records.
Although the subject of unusual British names is mentioned in passing in numerous general books on names, this is the first book devoted to the subject. There is therefore no bibliography as such, but I would like to pay tribute to some nineteenth-century writers who observed the phenomenon of odd names, notably:
In an uncharacteristic display of humour for an official publication, the Sixteenth Annual Report of the Registrar - General of Births, Deaths, and Marriages in England (London: HMSO, 1856) included A list of peculiar surnames in England and Wales, selected from the Indexes of Births registered in the Quarter ending 31st March 1851, and of Deaths registered in the corresponding Quarter of 1853.
Names that form themes (food, animals, musical instruments and so on) were identified and listed by the Lewes antiquarian Mark Antony Lower in his magisterial Patronymica Britannica: A Dictionary of the Family Names of the United Kingdom (Lewes: G. P. Bacon, 1860) and by Christopher Legge Lordan of Romsey in his Of Certain English Surnames and their Occasional Odd Phases When Seen in Groups (London: Houlston & Sons, 1874).
In 1892, Allen Batchelor, a Guildford hairdresser and umbrella-maker, published a poster featuring An Alphabetical List of Over 2200 Curious Surnames of Her Majestys Subjects, especially adapted for education in all places where the working classes assemble, such as Coffee and Dining Rooms, Institutions, Inns, Public Houses, Solicitors and other Offices, Political Clubs, and especially at Railway Stations. (Its good to know that Victorian plebs could be educated as they waited for their trains.)
Charles Wareing Bardsley, Curiosities of Puritan Nomenclature (London: Chatto & Windus, 1897) is an exhaustive survey of all those Praise-god and Fly-fornication names.
RUSSELL ASH is best known for his annual Top 10 of Everything and other reference books. He is the author of numerous humor titles, and his extensive research work encompasses biographical studies and genealogy. His ancestors include Claudius Ash (the inventor of false teeth) and Serjeant (his name, not his rank) Ash, and he married into a family that celebrates its ancestors, the Cobbledicks.
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THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY
In which we meet a diverse array of people
whose names are remarkable, baffling, uncategorizable,
or just plain weird.
Alf Abbet
Born Teddington, Middlesex, c.1849 (Teddington, 1891 census)
George Sneezum Acock
Born Woolwich, London, 1873
Herbert Slap Aldhous
Born Islington, London, 1874
Agent Mildred Allsop
Born Barrow upon Soar, Leicestershire, 1904
Phil Ander
Born Westminster, London, c.1842
(St Martln-in-the-Fields. London, 1871 census)
Furious Andrews
(Female) Born Great Horwood, Buckinghamshire, c.1821
(Steeple Claydon, Buckinghamshire, 1881 census)
B. Ann Angel
(Female) Born Bedwelty, Monmouthshire, 1894
Onesiphorous Ankers
Married Blackburn, Lancashire, 1910
John Anonymous
Born np c.1865; died West Ham, Essex, 1868
Rameses Arblaster
Born Cannock, Staffordshire, 1910
Ann Archy
Born Haslingden, Lancashire, 1886
Annie Argument
Born Durham 1887
Wow Ashworth
(Female) Born Lancashire c.1771 (Blackburn, Lancashire, 1841 census)
Herbert Abcdef Atkinson
Born Tynemouth, Northumberland, 1904
Betty Auckward
Baptized All Saints, Hereford, 6 June 1755
Fairest Babbett
Died Manchester, Lancashire, 1864
Eileen Back
Born Merthyr Tydfil, Glamorgan, 1908
Helen Back
Born Tiverton, Devon, 1849
Shepherdess Jane Backhoffner
Born St Marylebone. London, 1845 (St Marylebone, 1851 census)
Shepherdess was the daughter of George H. Backhoffner, Professor of
Chemistry and Natural Philosophy and Registrar of Births & Deaths.
Ptolemy Tom Backholer
Born Sherborne, Dorset, 1872
Bedding Badding
Born Holborn, London, c.1889 (Lambeth, London, 1901 census)
Lilian Comforter Badman
Born West Ham, Essex, 1902
Earthly Emma Bailey
Born Mitford, Norfolk, 1879
Bertram Cannon Ball
Born Stourbridge, Worcestershire, 1875
Intercydonia M. Ball
(Female) Married James Jarvis, Wolstanton, Staffordshire, 1912
Mother Balmforth
Born Bramley, Yorkshire, 1866
Banger Balster
Married Manchester, Lancashire, 1855
Aberycusgentylis Balthropp
Baptized Iver, Buckinghamshire, 25 January 1648
Dimple H. Bangle
(Male) Born Barnstable, Devon, c.1825 (Instow, Devon, 1871 census)
Piggy Banks
Born Kimmeridge, Dorset, c.1810 (East Stonehouse, Devon, 1851 census)