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Wil Anderson turns his sharp gaze and wicked wit to the stupid, strange and perplexing quandaries of popular cultureHes often wrong, but always funny - Patrick Cook. Some of you will know Wil Anderson as the bloke who sits in the middle on that ABC-TV show with the weird name (The Gruen Transfer); or the one who wasnt Corinne or Hughesy on that show that used to get in trouble all the time (The Glass House); or maybe even the guy who hosts Spicks and Specks (Thats actually Adam Hills but he gets that a lot.) You might have also heard him on the radio playing the Wil part of Wil and Lehmo on Triple M, a show that was described by one critic as being on the same time as Hamish and Andy. For five years he also got up at a time most people consider last night to be the one who knew lots about Buffy but nothing about maths on the much-loved Triple J Breakfast Show with Adam Spencer. Wil also does a bit of writing, and authored a bestselling book called Survival of the...

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Some of you will know Wil Anderson as 'the bloke who sits in the middle on that ABC TV show with the weird name' (The Gruen Transfer); or 'the one who wasn't Corinne or Hughesy on that show that used to get in trouble all the time' (The Glass House); or maybe even 'the guy who hosts Spicks and Specks' (that's actually Adam Hills but he gets that a lot).

You might have also heard him on the radio playing the 'Wil' part of Wil and Lehmo on Triple M, a show that was described by one critic as 'being on at the same time as Hamish and Andy'. For five years he also got up at a time most people consider 'last night' to be 'the one who knew lots about Buffy but nothing about maths' on the much-loved Triple J Breakfast Show with Adam Spencer.

Wil also does a bit of writing, and for the last six years has written a regular column for the Sunday Magazine (Herald-Sun/Sunday Telegraph). He can happily boast that his first best-selling book, Survival of the Dumbest, is 'over 250 pages without pictures'.

But it is stand-up comedy that is Wil's true passion. He has proudly told 'dick jokes for cash' in pretty much every comedy club and festival in Australia, he's taken his knob gags international at all the major festivals from Edinburgh to Auckland to Montreal, and he's graced some of the most famous stages in the world in New York and LA.

In 2008, Wil was named GQ's Comedic Talent of the Year, and given an excellent trophy, which he immediately misplaced while drunk at the afterparty.

wilanderson.com.au

Also by Wil Anderson

Survival of the Dumbest

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Friendly Fire
ePub ISBN 9781864714548
Kindle ISBN 9781864717099

An Ebury Press book
Published by Random House Australia Pty Ltd
Level 3, 100 Pacific Highway, North Sydney NSW 2060
www.randomhouse.com.au

First published by Ebury Press in 2009

Copyright Wil Anderson 2009

The moral right of the author has been asserted.

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted by any person or entity, including internet search engines or retailers, in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying (except under the statutory exceptions provisions of the Australian Copyright Act 1968), recording, scanning or by any information storage and retrieval system without the prior written permission of Random House Australia.

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National Library of Australia
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Anderson, Wil, 1974.
Friendly fire.

ISBN 978 1 74166 926 8 (pbk).

Australian wit and humor.

A828.4

Cover design by Christabella Designs
Cover photographs by James Demitri
Internal design by Midland Typesetters
Typeset in Bembo by Midland Typesetters, Australia
Printed and bound by Griffin Press, South Australia

Random House Australia uses papers that are natural, renewable and recyclable products and made from wood grown in sustainable forests. The logging and manufacturing processes are expected to conform to the environmental regulations of the country of origin.

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AND WHAT DO YOU DO?

Sometimes I suspect that when I was a kid my parents dropped me on my head and something broke in my brain.

The thought occurred to me while celebrating Easter this year, when a ridiculous question formed inside my noggin: before Jesus rose again, did he push the snooze button and say, 'Ah, screw it. Ten more minutes, who will know?'

You might think this isn't a big deal, but this is the crap that preoccupies me.

Over the years I have lost count of the ridiculous rubbish that runs rampant through my brain: when librarians die do they get buried according to the Dewey decimal system? If 'upskirting' is looking up someone's skirt, what does that make 'updating'? And don't even get me started on 'downloading'. Do 'Weird Al' Yankovic parody acts sing the original versions of the songs? Is there any easier job in the world than a professional wrestling referee? Step one: learn rules. Step two: ignore rules.

If you had a mental condition that stopped you from using any form of electricity, would you be known as the Barmy Amish? And more importantly, during Earth Hour did those with OCD turn their lights off, then turn them back on again, then turn them off, then...

It takes only the smallest thing to set my brain off on a flight of fancy, and I can lose half the day. Recently, for example, I was listening to the radio when the newsreader reported that AC/DC tickets were 'selling like hotcakes'.

Really? I thought. Like hotcakes? Is there someone in this country who is selling 100,000 hotcakes in half an hour (for $150 bucks each)? I'm clearly in the wrong game.

I started wishing the rest of the report had been: 'AC/DC tickets are selling like hotcakes... for four bucks at Maccas, but only before 10.30.'

In fact, the radio tends to trigger my brain into Burke and Wills-style wanderings quite often. For instance, every time I hear that NASA has sent an 'unmanned probe' into space, it sounds less to me like a rocket and more like something lesbians might use to get pregnant.

And my brain isn't better served by TV. The other night I was watching a fascinating documentary about the guy called the Tree Man. Do you remember him? He had a disease that made him look like a tree. It was an amazing doco full of drama, courage and medical miracles, but as usual I missed all this because I was more fascinated by the fact that the Tree Man's teenage son was an emo.

Yes, that's right. Suddenly my brain was filled with questions: if your dad is the Tree Man and you are an emo, does that make you a treemo? Or maybe an Elmo?

When the Tree Man's emo son cuts himself, does he use a chainsaw? Does he bleed sap? Is the son ever referred to as 'a chip off the old block'?

But it's not just the Tree Man. I couldn't watch Ladette to Lady without thinking that it would be much more entertaining the other way around: if they'd got a bunch of posh, frigid chicks and sluttied them up a bit.

Speaking of reality TV, according to The Biggest Loser Club ads, all you have to do is 'replace two meals a day'. Okay, that seems fine, but what about the other seven?

Even when someone tells me good news my brain still takes the logic road less travelled. The other day I heard that advertising course enrolments had gone up 30 percent since the beginning of my show, The Gruen Transfer. Now this should have filled me with pride, but all I could think was: 'Wow, imagine the effect of Underbelly on those who want to get into organised crime!'

The other day I was in a pie shop that claimed it sold 'award-winning pies'. Clearly, I should have busied myself sampling these famous pies, but instead I was paralysed, wondering how it can be that every pie shop I ever enter seems to sell 'award-winning pies'. For a start, how do the pie-makers find time to actually make pies in between attending all those awards ceremonies?

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