RIDICULOUSLY OLD AND GETTIING BETTER:
Ageless Lessons from a Very Old Stand-Up Comedian
By Lynn Ruth Miller
Second Edition, 2021
2021 Eldership Academy Press.
All rights reserved. No portion of this book, except for brief reviews, may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise without written permission of the publisher.
Published by Eldership Academy Press
March 2021, San Francisco, California
Paperback Second Edition ISBN: 978-0-98470-979-3
eBook First Edition ISBN: 978-0-64511-171-2
1. Comedy | 2. Aging | 3. Gerontology
4. Stand Up | 5. Philosophy | 6. Psychology
Printed and distributed worldwide by IngramSpark
FOREWORD
At sixty-three I am caught in the middle of a busy life. I am smitten by Lynn, her freedom to move any which way she is called: Pacifica, San Francisco, London, Berlin, Dortmund, Brighton, Paris. A few years ago she lost her house in foreclosure. She had lived in it for some twenty-eight years. A few years earlier, she had broken her heel. Living on a hill in Pacifica, she had a difficult time getting around. Her neighbors were not around to helpeither they were busy or they just ignored her. I told her that she did not want to be living in such a neighborhood, so it was good that she lost the house. The universe takes care of our attachments.
Its a common belief that older adults are always tired, ornery and unhappy. Movies, TV commercials and late night punch lines all assume older adults are hapless buffoons with nothing better to do than yell Get off of my lawn! They also prefer to complain endlessly about their physical ailments to anyone who will listen.
This is largely a myth. While physical and cognitive decline are a natural part of the aging process, the truth of aging is very different than popular culture would have us believe.
Humans are actually the happiest at the early and late times of their lives. Stanfords Laura Carstensen calls it The Happiness Curve or the U-Curve of Happiness and shes spent over three decades researching the topic. Head of the Stanford Center on Longevity, Carstensens research on happiness found that older adults were actually happier overall than at any other time in their life since childhood. They are happier than their teenage years, their twenties and thirties, happier even than when they became wealthy and successful.
Carstensen says there is one key to her findings: time. When humans realize that they have less time left, they savor life more. They shift their perspective and spend more emotional energy on what matters.
In his forties, author of The Happiness Curve Jonathan Rauch had noticed both in himself and his middle-aged friends a steadily rising dissatisfaction with their existence. It didnt seem to correlate with the external world since he and his friends were all successful by societys standards, with good jobs and plenty of money. It wasnt depression or anxiety, but more accurately a confusing malaise, an almost existential ennui, something he termed an accumulated drizzle of disappointment. Drip, drip, drip.
What Rauch had discovered was precisely what wisdom traditions have known for centuries, even millennia. True happiness doesnt spring from wealth or success. It arises spontaneously when we learn to value compassion and connection over competition and achievement.
The great 13th century Persian love poet Rumi wrote that the fruit thats the ripest hangs the lowest a nod to the aging process. Chinese sages tell us the bamboo that stands the tallest also bows the deepest. The German philosopher Goethe said that the highest achievement in life means deepening both our personalities and our understanding of the world. Lynn Ruth Miller tells us to live our lives at any age.
Nader R. Shabahangi
CO-DIRECTOR, ELDERSHIP ACADEMY PRESS
BERLIN
INTRODUCTION
Looking back on 86 years What I have learned.
Old age and the passage of time teach all things.
SOPHOCLES
We all wish we knew what life has taught us when we were younger. We would have made wiser decisions. We would not have worried so much about who we were and what we would become. When I think of the uncertainties and the fears I grappled with when I was young and the terror I felt at the prospect of not being able to take care of myself now that I am in my eighties, I realize that most of those worries were meaningless. And that is why I have written this book.
It occurred to me that if I could share some of the lessons I have learned from living this life with people younger than I, perhaps I could save them from the stress and worry that I suffered as I traveled through the years.
But what exactly has my life been? I was born in 1933 in a very different world than the one we live in today. My life was peppered with false starts, near misses and failures, but somehow I managed to become a new person every few years. I have been with varying degrees of success a student, a wife, an elementary school teacher, a telephone Madame, a TV producer, a watchman, an art teacher, a professor, a journalist, a secretary, a novelist, a storyteller and a reviewer when at seventy years of age, I discovered standup comedy. That career graduated into burlesque and cabaret. It took me across the ocean to London and it is what I do today.
All those vocations and all those adventures taught me a lot about living. I figured out what kind of person I wanted to be, and I learned to accept the kind of person I became. I learned that I alone am responsible for my happiness and that the art of living a full and rich life is to recognize opportunity when it comes my way. I learned that all fear is counterproductive and that hope fuels success. I figured out that no dream is impossible if you put the necessary work into it to make it happen. I discovered that the only way to have a successful relationship with another is to forge a solid one with yourself. I realized that I am not perfect and that I do not want to be. Perfection is boring. It is our flaws that make us interesting to others and most important, to ourselves.
I wish I had known all this when I was struggling to cope with an unhappy childhood, two disastrous marriages, career obstacles and all the glass ceilings society builds so that who we are and what the world tells us we should be cannot ever match.
I realize now how useless fear and doubt are and how they block us from finding our true path. I want to share all this understanding that took me eighty-five years or more to figure out. I am hoping it will save you from a few false steps and erase a lot of unnecessary uncertainties. I love being old. I love it because I am not afraid of anything anymore. Nothing is going to happen to me that I havent faced and conquered before. In this book, I will give you my observations on what life has taught me. I am hoping these stories will give you new insights and encourage you to grab life by the tail and run with it.