John Scalzi - This Must Be the Place

Hart Schmidt took the shuttle from the Clarke to Phoenix Station and an interstation tram to the stations main commuter bay, and then he caught one of the ferries that arrived at and departed from Phoenix Station every fifteen minutes. The ferry headed down to the Phoenix Station Terminal at the Phoenix City Hub, which aggregated most of the civilian mass transportation for the oldest and most populous city of the oldest and most populous human interstellar colony planet.

Upon exiting the ferry, Hart walked through spaceport terminal C and boarded the interterminal tram for the PCH main terminal. Three minutes later, Hart exited the tram, went from the platform to the immensely long escalator and emerged in the main terminal. It was one of the largest single buildings humans had ever built, a vast domed structure that housed stores, shops, offices, hotels and even apartments for those who worked at the hub, schools for their children, hospitals and even a jail, although Hart had no personal experience with the last two.

Hart smiled as he came out into the main terminal and stepped onto the terminal floor. In his mind, as always, he imagined the mass of humanity bustling through suddenly grabbing the hands of the people next to them and waltzing in unison. He was pretty sure hed seen a scene like that in a movie once, either here in the main terminal or in a terminal or station much like it. It never happened, of course. It didnt mean that Hart didnt keep wishing for it.

His first stop was the PCH Campbell Main Terminal Hotel. Hart checked into a one-step-above-standard-sized room, dropped his bag at the foot of the queen-sized bed and then immediately gloried, after months of sharing his broom-closet-sized officer quarters on the Clarke with another diplomat, in having nearly forty square meters of no one else in his living space.

Hart sighed contentedly and immediately fell into a nap. Three hours later he awoke, took a shower that was indecently hot and indecently long and ordered room service, not neglecting a hot fudge sundae. He tipped the room service delivery person exorbitantly, ate until he felt he would explode, switched the entertainment display to the classic movies channel and watched hundred-year-old stories of early colonial drama and adventure, starring actors long dead, until his eyes snapped shut seemingly of their own accord. He slept dreamlessly, the display on, for close to ten hours.

Late the next morning, Hart checked out of the Campbell, took another interterminal tram to train terminal A and hopped on train 311, with travel to Catahoula, Lafourche, Feliciana and Terrebonne. Schmidt stayed on the train all the way to Terrebonne and then had to run to connect with the Tangipahoa express, which he caught as the doors were closing. At Tangipahopa, he boarded the Iberia local and got off at the third stop, Crowley. A car was waiting for him there. He smiled as he recognized Broussard Kueltzo, the driver.

Brous! he said, giving the man a hug. Happy Harvest.

Long time, Hart, Brous said. Happy Harvest to you, too.

How are you doing? Hart asked.

The same as always, he said. Working for your dad, hauling his ass from place to place. Keeping up the Kueltzo family tradition of being the power behind the Schmidt family throne.

Come on, Hart said. Were not that helpless.

Its okay for you to think that, Brous said. But I have to tell you that one day last month I had to take Mom into the hospital for tests, and your mother was out at one of her organization meetings. Your dad called my moms PDA, asking how to work the coffee machine. Shes getting blood drawn and shes walking him through pressing buttons. Your dad is one of the most powerful people on Phoenix, Hart, but hed starve in a day if he was left on his own.

Fair enough, Hart said. How is your mother? Magda Kueltzo might or might not actually be the power behind the Schmidt throne, but there was no doubt most of the family was deeply fond of her.

Much better, Brous said. In fact, shes busy working the meal youre going to be stuffing down your throat in just a few hours, so we better get you to it. He took Harts bag and swung it into the cars backseat. The two men hopped into the front; Brous punched in the destination and the car drove itself.

Its not a very demanding job, Hart ventured as the car pulled itself away from the station.

Thats sort of the point, Brous said. In my quote unquote spare time, I get to work on the poetry, which incidentally has been doing very well, thanks for asking. That is insofar as poetry does well, which you understand is a highly relative thing and has been for centuries. I am an established poet now, and I make almost nothing for it.

Sorry about that, Hart said.

Brous shrugged. Its not so bad. Your dad has been generous in that way of his. You know how he is. Always thumping on about people having to make their own way in the world and the value of an honest days labor. Hed rather die than fund a grant. But he gives me a ridiculously easy job and pays me well enough that I can work on my words.

He likes being the patron, Hart said.

Right, Brous said. I won the Nova Acadia Poetry medal last year for my book and he was more proud of it than I was. I let him put the medal in his office.

Thats Dad, Hart said.

Brous nodded. He did the same thing with Lisa, he said, mentioning his sister. Had her scrub toilets at the house for a year, then paid her enough for it to survive grad school in virology. Went to her doctoral ceremony. Insisted on getting a picture. Its on his desk.

Thats great, Hart said.

I know you and he have gone a few rounds on things, Brous ventured.

Hes still irritated that I went into the Colonial Union diplomatic service rather than into Phoenix politics, Hart said.

Hell get over it eventually, Brous suggested.

How long are you going to keep the job? Hart asked, changing the subject.

Its funny you should ask, Brous said, catching the attempt and rolling with it. The medal helped me get a teaching position at University of Metairie. It was supposed to start at the beginning of the fall, but I asked for them to set it back a semester so I could help your dad through the election season.

How did it go? Hart said.

Oh, man, Brous said. You havent been following it at all?

Ive been in space, Hart said.

It was brutal, Brous said. Not for your dad, of course. No one even ran against him here. Theyre going to have to wheel him out of his office. But the rest of the PHP took a thumping. Lost sixty seats in the regional parliament. Lost ninety-five in the global. The New Greens formed a coalition with the Unionists and put in a new prime minister and heads of department.

How did that happen? Hart asked. Ive been away for a while, but not so long that Phoenix should have suddenly gone squishy. I say that as a squishy sort, understand.

Understood, Brous said. I voted New Green in the regional myself. Dont tell your dad.

Deep dark secret, Hart promised.

The PHP got lazy, Brous said. Theyve been in power so long, they forgot they could be voted out. Some bad people in key positions, a couple of stupid scandals, and a charismatic head of the New Green party. Add it all up and people took a chance on someone new. It wont last, I think; the New Greens and the Unionists are already arguing and the PHP will do some housecleaning. But in the meantime your dad is in a foul mood about it. Even more so because he was one of the architects of the global party strategy. The collapse makes him look bad personally, or so he feels.

Oh, boy, Hart said. This will make it a cheerful Harvest Day.

Yeah, hes been moody, Brous said. Your mother has been keeping him in line, but youre going to have the whole family at home this Harvest, and you know how he gets with the whole clan there. Especially with Brandt rising in the Unionist party.