Brian Stableford - Asgard's Secret

For the Most Reverend LIONEL FANTHORPE, Primate Archbishop of the Interdenominational Templar Church of the Holy Lands and Good Friend

An earlier version of this story entitled Journey to the Center was published by DAW Books in 1982. A partly-revised edition was published in the UK by NEL in 1989. In the present version all the chapters that were unrevised in the NEL edition have been thoroughly rewritten, so none of the text of the original version has survived into this (much better) one, although the basic plot remains much the same.

If I had had more of a social conscience, events on Asgard might have developed very differently. In factor so I have been assuredthe ultimate future of the human race might have been affected, perhaps for the worse, by my lack of charity. I find this a very sobering thought, and Im sure that theres a moral in it for us all. This isnt my purpose in telling the story, however; Im not in the business of writing moral fables.

Perhaps things would have been different if the call hadnt come through in the middle of the night. No one is at his best when summoned from sleep at approximately 12.87 standard metric. I only had a wall phone in those days, which couldnt be reached from the bed; to answer it I had to wriggle out of my sleeping bag and stagger across the room. I usually tripped over my boots en route. Thats why I habitually answered the phone with a grunt that sounded more like a curse than a greeting.

The voice that replied to my grunt didnt seem in the least put out. He didnt have his eye switched on, but his cultured voice immediately identified him as a Tetron. Pangalactic parole, being a Tetron invention, uses a range of phonemes that makes it difficult for anyone except a Tetron to speak it in a cultured tone, although the Chinese seem to manage much better than other humans. I speak three languagesEnglish, French and Japanesebut in parole I still sound like the interstellar equivalent of a country bumpkin.

Am I speaking to Michael Rousseau? asked the Tetron.

Probably, I answered.

Are you in doubt as to your identity? he inquired solicitously.

This is Mike Rousseau, I assured him. Theres no doubt about it. What do you want?

My code is 74-Scarion. I am the officer on duty at Immigration Control. There is a person desirous of entry to the city that identifies himself as a member of your species. I cannot admit him unless one of his own kind is willing to accept formal responsibility for his well-being, but he has no previous acquaintance with anyone on Asgard. As you know, your race has no consulate on this world, and there seem to be no official channels into which I can direct his request.

Why me? I asked in a pained tone. There must be at least two hundred humans on Asgard. How come your version of alphabetical order puts my name at the top of your list?

Your name was suggested to me by a Mr. Aleksandr Sovorov, who is a member of the Co-ordinated Research Establishment. I naturally approached him first, on the grounds that he is the one member of your species who is in a position of notional authority. He informed me that he is unable to accept responsibility for what he terms scavengers and fortune-hunters and suggested that you would be more likely than he to have something in common with an individual of that sort.

You will doubtless infer from this incident that I was by no means the only person on Asgard lacking in charity.

I groaned. What, exactly, am I supposed to do for this character? I asked.

You would be required to provide him with accommodation until he can make arrangements of his own, and to familiarize him with the law and local customs. It is a temporary arrangement, until he is ready to make his own waya matter of friendship and courtesy. Did no one perform the same function for you when you first arrived on Asgard?

Actually, they hadnt. Things had been less formalized in those days. There hadnt been so many different species intent on getting a slice of the actionand the human race hadnt been at war.

I cursed Aleksandr Sovorov for the malicious impulse that had prompted him to throw my name into the ring, and told myself that I didnt have to knuckle under to that kind of whim, no matter how badly I needed his help. I cant do it, I said, firmly. Im just about broke. I only came back to the city to stock up on supplies, and then Ill be going out into the cold again. I cant afford to take in any stray cats.

I do not understand, said 74-Scarion, frostily. Id had to use the English phrase stray cats because it couldnt be translated into parole. If there were cats on the Tetron homeworld, I didnt know how to describe them in parole, and it probably wouldnt have done much good if I had. The Tetrax didnt seem like the kind of folk whod tolerate their pets going astray. They werent the kind of folk who approved of people casually dropping vernacular terms into their carefully crafted artificial languages eitherthey tended to view such actions as a kind of pollution, if not as flagrant insults.

I cant do it, I repeated. I probably dont even speak his language. Unlike you, we have quite a lot.

74-Scarion was unperturbed by this suggestion. A new voice chipped in, sayingin EnglishMy name is Myrlin, Mr. Rousseauwith a y, not an e. I also speak Russian and Chinese, if that would help to find me a sponsor. I wouldnt want to force myself upon you, as youre so clearly reluctant, but I wonder if you could suggest someone who might be willing to accept temporary responsibility for me. I really would like to get down to the surface tonight, if possible.

He sounded so polite that I felt profoundly guiltyso guilty, in fact, that instead of following Aleksandr Sovorovs example and trying to think of someone I disliked enough to book them an untimely wake-up call, I tried to think of someone who might be willing and able to take the poor guy in, if only to get him admitted to the city.

I know someone who might be able to help, I said, eventuallyin parole, for the Tetrons benefit. I met Saul Lyndrach yesterdayhes just back from a trip into the levels and he seemed quite pleased with the way things had gone. Its bound to take him a while to trade his cargo, but his credit must be good, and he probably wont be in any hurry to get back out again. Hes your man. He lives over in sector six. Give me a minute and Ill look up his number.

That will not be necessary, Mr. Rousseau, 74-Scarion assured me. I shall obtain it from the central database. I am sorry to have troubled you. Thank you for your assistance.

The minute hed hung up, of course, I began to get curious. Id been so eager to avoid getting the newcomer dumped on me that I hadnt bothered to ask where hed come from, or why, or any of a dozen other things I might routinely have asked of a fellow human being. Even if he hadnt come from Earth, he was bound to have news, and I really should have been interested in news, given that there was a war on. Even if there hadnt been, it would have been pleasant to see a new human face. When there are only a couple of hundred members of ones own species in a city whose population runs into the tens of thousands, on a world thousands of light-years from Earth, its worth making an effort to be friendly. Aleksandr Sovorov might be the kind of person who took pride in looking down on his own species, but I wasnt, and I regretted having given the mysterious Myrlin the impression that I might be.

I assured myself, though, that Saul Lyndrach would put him right. As I flopped back down on the bed and struggled into the sleeping bag, I resolved that I would definitely make the effort to visit Saul some time in the next couple of days, to apologise to him and to his guest. I also resolved to keep a close guard on my tongue when I went to see Aleksandr Sovorov at the C.R.E., sternly resisting any temptation to tell him what I thought of his little joke. If I wanted his help, I had to be very careful indeed and I certainly needed his help.