Meg Cabot - All American Girl

TO THE REAL AMERICAN HEROES OF

9/11/01

Table of Contents

Prologue

Okay, here are the top ten reasons why I . . .

1

She says she didnt mean to.

2

Catherine couldnt even believe it about . . .

3

Theresa was the one who ended up driving . . .

4

When I told Jack about itwhat had . . .

5

Fortunately, it was raining on Thursday . . .

6

It turns out if you jump onto the back of . . .

7

I guess, even then, it didnt really hit me.

8

Even though I have lived in Washington, D.C., . . .

9

Well, how was I supposed to know . . .

10

Heres what happens when you stop a crazy . . .

11

I have been to the White House many times.

12

I couldnt believe it. Busted! I was so busted!

13

So whered you go, then?

14

It only took about two hours for it to get . . .

15

On Tuesday, when Theresa drove up to the . . .

16

He said yes!

17

I began to regret having asked David . . .

18

Oh my God, you came!

19

Its not your fault, Catherine, across the . . .

20

The next week was Thanksgiving.

21

They made me come out of my room . . .

22

When I got home from the White House . . .

23

I stood on Susan Boones front porch, . . .

24

I chose Candace Wu.

25

Do you see this skull?

26

A week later, they had the award ceremony.

Acknowlegdments

About the Author

Books by Meg Cabot

Credits

Copyright

About the Publisher

Okay, here are the top ten reasons why I cant stand my sister Lucy:

10. I get all her hand-me-downs, even her bras.

9. When I refuse to wear her hand-me-downs, especially her bras, I get the big lecture about waste and the environment. Look, I am way concerned about the environment. But that does not mean I want to wear my sisters old bras. I told Mom I see no reason why I should even have to wear a bra, seeing as how its not like Ive got a lot to put in one, causing Lucy to remark that if I dont wear a bra now then if I ever do get anything up there, it will be all saggy like those tribal women we saw on the Discovery Channel.

8. This is another reason why I cant stand Lucy. Because she is always making these kind of remarks. What we should really do, if you ask me, is send Lucys old bras to those tribal women.

7. Her conversations on the phone go like this: No way. . . . So what did he say? . . . Then what did she say? . . . No way. . . . That is so totally untrue. . . . I do not. I so do not. . . . Who said that? . . . Well, it isnt true. . . . No, I do not. . . . I do not like him. . . . Well, okay, maybe I do. Oh, gotta go, call-waiting.

6. She is a cheerleader. All right? A cheerleader. Like it isnt bad enough she spends all her time waving pom-poms at a bunch of Neanderthals as they thunder up and down a football field. No, she has to do it practically every night. And since Mom and Dad are fanatical about this mealtime-is-family-time thing, guess what we are usually doing at five thirty? And who is even hungry then?

5. All of my teachers go: You know, Samantha, when I had your sister in this class two years ago, I never had to remind her to:

double space

carry the one

capitalize her nouns in Deutsch

remember her swimsuit

take off her headphones during morning announcements

stop drawing on her pants.

4. She has a boyfriend. And not just any boyfriend, either, but a nonjock boyfriend, something totally unheard-of in the social hierarchy of our school: a cheerleader going with a nonjock boyfriend. And it isnt even that hes not a jock. Oh, no, Jack also happens to be an urban rebel like me, only he really goes all out, you know, in the black army surplus trench coat and the Doc Martens and the straight Ds and all. Plus he wears an earring that hangs.

But even though he is not book smart, Jack is very talented and creative artistically. For instance, he is always getting his paintings of disenfranchised American youths hung up in the caf. And nobody even graffitis them, the way they would if they were mine. Jacks paintings, I mean.

As if that is not cool enough, Mom and Dad completely hate him because of his not working up to his potential and getting suspended for his antiauthoritarianism and calling them Carol and Richard to their faces instead of Mr. and Mrs. Madison.

It is totally unfair that Lucy should not only have a cool boyfriend but a boyfriend our parents cant stand, something I have been praying for my entire life, practically.

Although actually at this point any kind of boyfriend would be acceptable.

3. In spite of the fact that she is dating an artistic rebel type instead of a jock, Lucy remains one of the most popular girls in school, routinely getting invited to parties and dances every weekend, so many that she could not possibly attend them all, and often says things like, Hey, Sam, why dont you and Catherine go as, like, my emissaries? even though if Catherine and I ever stepped into a party like that we would be vilified as sophomore poseurs and thrown out onto the street.

2. She gets along with Mom and Dadexcept for the whole Jack thingand always has. She even gets along with our little sister, Rebecca, who goes to a special school for the intellectually gifted and is practically an idiot savant.

But the number-one reason I cant stand my sister Lucy would have to be:

1. She told on me about the celebrity drawings.

She says she didnt mean to. She says she found them in my room, and they were so good she couldnt help showing them to Mom.

Of course, it never occurred to Lucy that she shouldnt have been in my room in the first place. When I accused her of completely violating my constitutionally protected right to personal privacy, she just looked at me like, Huh? even though she is fully taking U.S. Government this semester.

Her excuse is that she was looking for her eyelash curler.

Hello. Like I would borrow anything of hers. Especially something that had been near her big, bulbous eyeballs.

Instead of her eyelash curler, which of course I didnt have, Lucy found this weeks stash of drawings, and she presented them to Mom at dinner that night.

Well, Mom said in this very dry voice. Now we know how you got that C-minus in German, dont we, Sam?

This was on account of the fact that the drawings were in my German notebook.

Is this supposed to be that guy from The Patriot? my dad wanted to know. Who is that youve drawn with him? Is that . . . is that Catherine?

German, I said, feeling that they were missing the point, is a stupid language.

German isnt stupid, my little sister Rebecca informed me. The Germans can trace their heritage back to ethnic groups that existed during the days of the Roman Empire. Their language is an ancient and beautiful one that was created thousands of years ago.

Whatever, I said. Did you know that they capitalize all of their nouns? What is up with that?

Hmmm, my mother said, flipping to the front of my German notebook. What have we here?

My dad went, Sam, what are you doing drawing pictures of Catherine on the back of a horse with that guy from