Kwame Alexander - The Crossover

Table of Contents

Title Page

Table of Contents

Copyright

Warm-Up

Chapter

Josh Bell

How I Got My Nickname

At first

Filthy McNasty

Jordan Bell

On the way to the game

Five Reasons I Have Locks

Mom tells Dad

Conversation

Basketball Rule #1

First Quarter

JB and I

At the End of Warm-Ups, My Brother Tries to Dunk

The Sportscaster

Joshs Play-by-Play

crossover

The Show

The Bet, Part One

Ode to My Hair

The Bet, Part Two

The game is tied

In the locker room

Cut

calamity

Mom doesnt like us eating out

Missing

The inside of Mom and Dads bedroom closet

patella tendinitis

Sundays After Church

Basketball Rule #2

Girls

While Vondie and JB

pulchritudinous

Practice

Walking Home

Man to Man

After dinner

After we win

Dad Takes Us to Krispy Kreme and Tells Us His Favorite Story (Again)

Basketball Rule #3

Joshs Play-by-Play

The new girl

I Missed Three Free Throws Tonight

Basketball Rule #4

Having a mother

Mom shouts

hypertension

To fall asleep

Why We Only Ate Salad for Thanksgiving

How Do You Spell Trouble?

Bad News

Gym class

Second Quarter

Conversation

Conversation

Basketball Rule #5

Showoff

Out of Control

Mom calls me into the kitchen

3518

Too Good

Im on Free Throw Number Twenty-Seven

He probably

ironic

This Is AlexisMay I Please Speak to Jordan?

Phone Conversation (I Sub for JB)

JB and I

Boy walks into a room

At practice

Second-Person

Third Wheel

tipping point

The main reason I cant sleep

Surprised

Conversation

Game Time: 6:00 p.m.

This is my second year

Basketball Rule #6

Joshs Play-by-Play

Before

Third Quarter

After

Suspension

churlish

This week, I

Basketball Rule #7

The Nosebleed Section

Fast Break

Storm

The next morning

profusely

Article #1 in the Daily News (December 14)

Mostly everyone

Final Jeopardy

Dear Jordan

I dont know

No Pizza and Fries

Even Vondie

Uh-oh

I run into Dads room

Behind Closed Doors

The girl who stole my brother

Things I Learn at Dinner

Dishes

Coachs Talk Before the Game

Joshs Play-by-Play

Text Messages from Mom, Part One

The Second Half

Tomorrow Is the Last Day of School Before Christmas Vacation

Coach comes over

estranged

Schools Out

The Phone Rings

Basketball Rule #8

When we get to the court

At Noon, in the Gym, with Dad

Fourth Quarter

The doctor pats Jordan and me on the back and says

myocardial infarction

Okay, Dad

Mom, since you asked, Ill tell you why Im so angry

Text Messages from Vondie

On Christmas Eve

Santa Claus Stops By

Questions

Tanka for Language Arts Class

I dont think Ill ever get used to

Basketball Rule #9

As were about to leave for the final game

During warm-ups

Text Messages from Mom, Part Two

For Dad

The Last Shot

Overtime

Article #2 in the Daily News (January 14)

Where Do We Go from Here?

starless

Basketball Rule #10

There are so many friends

Free Throws

About the Author

For Big Al and Barbara,

also known as Mom and Dad

Copyright 2014 by Kwame Alexander

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Dribbling

At the top of the key, Im

MOVING & GROOVING,

POPping and ROCKING

Why you BUMPING?

Why you LOCKING?

Man, take this THUMPING.

Be careful though,

cause now Im CRUNKing

CrissCROSSING

FLOSSING

flipping

and my dipping will leave you

S

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P

P

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G on the floor, while I

SWOOP in

to the finish with a fierce finger roll . . .

Straight in the hole:

Swoooooooooooosh.

Josh Bell

is my name.

But Filthy McNasty is my claim to fame.

Folks call me that

cause my games acclaimed,

so downright dirty, itll put you to shame.

My hair is long, my heights tall.

See, Im the next Kevin Durant,

LeBron, and Chris Paul.

Remember the greats,

my dad likes to gloat:

I balled with Magic and the Goat.

But tricks are for kids, I reply.

Dont need your pets

my games so

fly.

Mom says,

Your dads old school,

like an ol Chevette.

Youre fresh and new,

like a red Corvette.

Your game so sweet, its a crpes suzette.

Each time you play

its ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL net.

If anyone else called me

fresh and sweet,

Id burn mad as a flame.

But I know shes only talking about my game.

See, when I play ball,

Im on fire.

When I shoot,

I inspire.

The hoops for sale,

and Im the buyer.

How I Got My Nickname

Im not that big on jazz music, but Dad is.

One day we were listening to a CD

of a musician named Horace Silver, and Dad says,

Josh, this cat is the real deal.

Listen to that piano, fast and free,

Just like you and JB on the court.

Its okay, I guess, Dad.

Okay? DID YOU SAY OKAY?

Boy, you better recognize

greatness when you hear it.

Horace Silver is one of the hippest.

If you shoot half as good as he jams

Dad, no one says hippest anymore.

Well, they ought to, cause this cat

is so hip, when he sits down hes still standing, he says.

Real funny, Dad.

You know what, Josh?

What, Dad?

Im dedicating this next song to you.

Whats the next song?

Only the best song,

the funkiest song

on Silvers Paris Blues album:

FILTHY

McNASTY.

At first

I didnt like

the name

because so many kids

made fun of me

on the school bus,

at lunch, in the bathroom.

Even Mom had jokes.

It fits you perfectly, Josh, she said:

You never clean your closet, and

that bed of yours is always filled

with cookie crumbs and candy wrappers.

Its just plain nasty, son.

But, as I got older

and started getting game,

the name took on a new meaning.

And even though I wasnt into

all that jazz,

every time Id score,

rebound,

or steal a ball,

Dad would jump up

smiling and screamin,

Thats my boy out there.

Keep it funky, Filthy!