I would like to extend my thanks to the following freakin fabulous folks for their help in making this book possible.
T RICIA B OCZKOWSKI , J ENNIFER B ERGSTROM , and J ENNIFER R OBINSON .
Youre all so damn smart and cool and fun. Lets make babies together! Not real babies, little papier-mch babies with bonnets made from wonton wrappers.
J ILL B ILLANTE , J ACKIE H AMADA , and J ULIA H ILL .
Thanks for working so hard at all things CK.
Youre a bunch of superstars, even if I do mess up your names all the time.
M Y LONGTIME LITERARY AGENT , L AUREN G ALIT .
Youve known me the longest of anyone on this list! Wow! Tell them what a dork I was back then and I will tell everyone how old you are.
P HOTOGRAPHER S TEVE G IRALT .
Dude, you are so chill and insanely talented. And youre not even slightly nuts. That is really rare for a photographer.
G RAPHIC DESIGNER J ANE A RCHER .
Youre the best at what you do! And you always look like your hair smells pretty. One day I might venture a sniff.
A LONNA F RIEDMAN .
For a mom of two, you have an incredibly firm hiney.
G ABRIELLE V OIGT -C INQUEMANI .
Youve bought and furnished a home, because I need so much help from the neck up. Stick with me for another eight years and you should be able to buy a palace.
CLINTON KELLY is the cohost of The Chew on ABC Daytime and TLCs What Not to Wear . Originally from Long Island, he lives in New York City.
Most of the materials you probably have right in your own home, or they are available at hardware, arts and crafts, fabric, or home improvement stores.
COLOR-BLOCKED TABLE RUNNER,
Fabric fabric stores
NAPKINS,
Old dress shirts or shirting fabric most fabric stores
1/2-inch or 5/8-inch iron-on hem tape Walmart or fabric stores
NAPKIN RINGS,
Metallic ribbon Michaels or most arts and crafts stores
Fabric stiffener amazon.com or Michaels
Fabric glue (Fabri-Tac brand) amazon.com or Michaels
REHABILITATED VOTIVES,
Straight-sided votives and cylinders IKEA or jamaligarden.com
Krylon Metallic spraypaint krylon.com
MERCURY GLASS LAMP,
Lamp base IKEA JONSBO OROD
Krylon Looking Glass mirror spray paint hardware stores or krylon.com
TEACUP CANDLES,
Japanese and Chinese teacups and sake cups Pearl River Mart, pearlriver.com
Premium paraffin wax Country Lane Candle Supplies, clcs.com or soapexpressions.com
Pre-wicked candle tabs for votives in large or medium soapexpressions.com
LAMPSHADE,
Lampshade IKEA JONSBO
Burlap and jute twine jamaligarden.com
DECORATIVE TERRARIUM, P. 139
Mason jars Walmart
Soil, sand, rocks, and plants garden center stores
BAMBOO MAT ART, p.141
Bamboo mat Pearl River Mart, pearlriver.com
PAINTED CEILING MEDALLIONS,
Ceiling medallions The Home Depot or other home improvement stores
Krylon indoor/outdoor gloss spray paint krylon.com
SILHOUETTES,
Oval frames Michaels
Any acrylic or latex paint will workmost arts and crafts stores or home improvement stores
DECOUPAGE PLATES,
Clear glass plate IKEA OPPEN
White plate (in same diameter)Crate & Barrel
Prepressed flowers and flower pressing supplies naturespressed.com
Mod Podge arts and crafts stores
OOK deluxe plate hanger amazon.com
BAMBOO SCREEN,
Room divider (Chinese screen)Target
EGLOMISE TABLETOP,
Coffee table IKEA LACK
Custom-cut glass specialized hardware stores and framing shops will do this
Paint (enamel/glass paint is best for durability)most arts and crafts stores or hardware stores
EGLOMISE SERVING TRAY,
Picture frames IKEA
DIP-DYE RUG,
Small wool braided rug Target
Liquid fabric dye by Rit in Fuchsia amazon.com, Walmart, or Michaels
Latex paint The Home Depot
LARGE-FORMAT ART,
All molding and remodeling materials The Home Depot
Upholstery fabric Mood Fabrics, moodfabrics.com
CORN HUSK VOTIVES,
Plain standard-sized votive candleholders jamaligarden.com
Dried corn husks Mexican food markets, or El Guapo brand corn husks available at amazon.com
String or twine most hardware stores, garden centers, or jamaligarden.com
GOURDS,
Krylon spray paint or acrylic paint and paintbrush in colors and/or metallic hardware stores or krylon.com
Krylon spray high-gloss coating hardware stores or krylon.com
Dried gourds amishgourds.com
Metallic leaf paint for stems arts and crafts store like Michaels
GLITZY CONES AND SNAZZY NUTS,
Mixed nuts nuts.com
Metallic spray paint in a variety of tones krylon.com or dmcolor.com
Fine glitter arts and crafts stores like Michaels
BALL ORNAMENTS,
Clear glass ornaments save-on-crafts.com ; also available almost all year at arts and crafts stores like Michaels
Glaze medium and acrylic/craft paints arts and crafts stores like Michaels
TREE FORMS,
Silk dupioni fabric fabric.com
Tree-shaped conical Styrofoam forms save-on-crafts.com or Michaels
Black felt arts and crafts stores (available by the piece)
P ICTURE IT : SICILY, 1922.
My Salvatore and I are on our way to a feast.
P ICTURE IT : LONG ISLAND, 1975.
My mother, Terri, dons her finest caftan and bell-bottoms to host a Tupperware partyavocado green and burnt orange are everywhere! And she puts out this spread of fabulous 70s hors doeuvres like Swedish meatballs and rumaki. The whole scene is pure heaven to six-year-old me, and I think,
And thats the moment I know my future adult life will include hosting fabulous parties.
love having people over to my place, and I know that I cant successfully entertain without serving great food. I also know that I can do it at a great price. This is the thing: A lot of fancy foods arent really that fancy or expensive to prepare. In fact, many high-end foods have very lowbrow origins. You might pay ten bucks for a side of polenta at a fancy Italian restaurant, but its still the same stuff poor farmers ate for centuries. And the next time you see a review for a sushi house charging hundreds of dollars, realize that those seaweed rolls began as cheap Japanese street food.