Kourtney Jason - Lights Camera Booze: Drinking Games for Your Favorite Movies including Anchorman, Big Lebowski, Clueless, Dirty Dancing, Fight Club, Goonies, Home Alone, Karate Kid and Many, Many More

Text Copyright 2013 Kourtney Jason and Lauren Metz. Illustrations Amanda Lanzone. Design Copyright 2013 Ulysses Press and its licensors. All rights reserved. Any unauthorized duplication in whole or in part or dissemination of this edition by any means (including but not limited to photocopying, electronic devices, digital versions, and the Internet) will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

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ISBN: 978-1-61243-254-0

Library of Congress Control Number: 2013938282

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Acquisitions Editor: Keith Riegert

Managing Editor: Claire Chun

Editor: Lauren Harrison

Proofreader: Elyce Berrigan-Dunlop

Cover design: Amanda Lanzone

Interior design and layout: Jake Flaherty

Distributed by Publishers Group West

IMPORTANT NOTE TO READERS: This book is an independent and unauthorized publication. No endorsement or sponsorship by or affiliation with movies, celebrities, products, or other copyright and trademark holders is claimed or suggested. All references in this book to copyrighted or trademarked characters and other elements of movies and products are for the purpose of commentary, criticism, analysis, and literary discussion only.

A huge thank you to the oh-so-creative minds at Ulysses Press, whose energy and enthusiasm helped us shape this book into the best addition to a party since the invention of the red Solo cup.

To our friends and family, hugs for your love and support. We eagerly look forward to playing a game or two or thirty-three with you.

Now, everyone, please raise your glasses. To you! Two great friends had a blast writing this book hoping itd lead to you and your crew making hilarious new memories together. (You know, the ones you can actually remember.)

Cheers!

Kourtney and Lauren

Table of Contents

Introduction

Movies are so much better with booze.

Libations and cinema come together in Lights Camera Booze, where youll find drinking games for all your favorite movies in one awesome place (this book, duh).

Featuring 33 movies released throughout the past four decades (hey, just like a fine wine, the movies from 1975 get better with age!), Lights Camera Booze will transform any regular ol movie night into a superfun partybut dont blame us if parts of the magical evening become a little hazy.

Flip through the book and youll find a variety of movies for all kinds of cinema tastes. Weve got movies you loved from your childhood or teenage years (The Goonies, The Princess Bride, Scream), instant classics of the last decade (Mean Girls, Anchorman, Magic Mike), and the flicks you can watch over and over and over again (Fight Club, Office Space, Legally Blonde).

Each movie drinking game consists of five elements:

1. A movie-themed suggested cocktail (with recipe) to imbibe during the game

2. Two pages of drinking game rules with illustrations

3. Jaw-dropping trivia

4. Movie-related questions to ask your friends post-movie watching (youll learn new secrets about your pals!)

5. And a final challenge to see who can best hold their liquor!

Take a look through the book and pick which movie youll screen for your friends. Be sure to read through the whole game prior to the party, since some games require props for the final challenge. Youll also need to know what booze and ingredients to pick up for the cocktails.

Before you watch the movie, go over the drinking game rules with everyone. When its time to drink based on the rules provided, only take sipsdo not chug your drink! We repeat, do not chug your drink. You can also divide the rules among you and your friends. Split into two teams, with each team assigned to only the even or odd numbered rules. Or assign each player one or two rules, and they will only sippy-sip to those.

The book is intended to lie flat on your coffee table and the rules are drawn big enough to see from most angles. Plus, itll give you a chance to glance down if you happen to forget a few.

We also suggest which rules to omit if youre a light drinker. Getting drunk with your friends is fun. Becoming the asshole who cant take care of themselves and doesnt know when to stop drinking is not fun. Just a friendly reminder from your drinking game goddesses.

Bottoms up!

Theres nothing quite like your first time. Its just so awkward! But no matter how bad, weird, or short it was, you always want to do it again. And is there anything more hilarious than a group of high school boys with raging hormones making a pact to lose their V-cards by prom night?

American Pie was one of the first movies to take the high school comedy to a new level of raunch, gross-out humor, and embarrassing sexcapades. Take Jimbo (Jason Biggs), who gets caught masturbating by his parents, busts a nut too quickly (twice! And while its being broadcast across the web!), and ends up getting used for sex on prom nightwhich actually is kind of cool.

American Pie lets you laugh (and drink!) at other peoples sexual misfortunes, while also allowing you to pretend these embarrassing moments have never happened to you.

Note:If youre a light drinker, skip rules 12 and 18.

DRINK OF THE GAME

KEG O BEER

A pony keg serves approximately 60 (16-ounce) beers. A regular keg serves about 125 (16-ounce) beers. Purchase accordingly. And make sure youre drinking a jizz-free beer.

Put the keg on ice. Tap it. Pump it. Pour into a red Solo cup. Drink. Repeat.

TRIVIA

SAUSAGE FEST

What did the crew cook, stick on a pencil, wrap in aluminum foil, and then place between Jason Biggss legs? Yup, it was a sausage! To replicate an erection, in fact. And the meat was still warm when it was put in place.

TOO CRUDE, TOO LEWD

It took four edits to get the film an R-rating instead of NC-17.

MS. AMERICAN PIE

The pie Jim violates wasnt actually homemade. It was from Costco.

CERVEZA CON JIZZ

The brewski Stifler drinks is actually beer with egg whites in it, a concoction that would still make us vomit.

QUOTE IT

In the sex scene between Jim and Michelle, Alyson Hannigan ad-libbed the line, Say my name, bitch. Everyone found it hilarious that it was kept in the final cut.

HOT TOPICS

Tell us about your first time.