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Guide
Contents Welcome to the wonderful world of quizzes. Within these pages, youll learn if youre more Elle Woods or Bridget Jones, the annoyingly clean or disgustingly messy roommate, a T-rex or a triceratops and much, much more. Obviously, this isnt Myers Briggs.
But it will be hours upon hours of fun. By answering a few insightful, fun, and oftentimes, silly questions, youll uncover secrets and reveal truths about your life, personality, relationships, and future. You can take the quizzes by yourself or with a group of friends, where youd simply read each question out loud and have your pals keep track of their own answers. Then, youd read their results to the group. Grab a pen or pencil, flip to any page in the book, and start discovering who you really are! And please tweet me (@kourtneyjason) with any results youd like to share. (Shout out to my fellow Ariels out there!) Which 90s TV Character Are You? From popular cheerleaders to angsty wallflowers, strong females were abundant on 90s TV.
But dont bug, whatever result you get here will be totally righteous! How would you describe your hairstyle? a. Long, flowy, and perfect b. Usually in a ponytail c. A bright, wild color that is totally not natural Your group of friends are: a. The popular kids at school b. Totally average c. The edgy, angsty crowd Your favorite after-school hangout would be: a. The diner near campus b. Your bedroom c. A parking lot Whats your relationship like with your parents? a. You have to work to help pay the bills. b. Its typical, you guess. c. Ugh, they like totally wont leave you alone. Hows your dating life? a. Youre totally in love with your soul mate. b. Youve got a crush, but you dont spend too much time worrying about his feelings for you. c. Youve got a mad crush and you hope he notices you.
What after-school activity are you into? a. Youre a cheerleader. b. You write for the school paper. c. None. You cant wait to leave school each day. How would you describe your style? a. Bright, trendy, and colorful b. Funky, with lots of patterns c. Monotone What saying would be your catchphrase? a. Uh, as if! b. Jerkweed. c. You dont have a catchphrase; you just like to talk about life.
Whats the biggest problem in your life right now? a. Trying to figure out how youll afford something thats important to you b. Your brother being so nosy c. Having to live at home and go to school What are your career aspirations? a. You want to work in fashion. b. You want to be a writer. c. You havent figured it out yet, but youve got plenty of time. Do you tend to get into a lot of trouble? a. Life can be dramatic, but isnt that normal? b. Nothing out of the ordinary. c. You dont, but your friends do. Answer KeyMostly AsYou are Saved by the Bells Kelly Kapowski! Like popular head cheerleader Kelly Kapowski, you had an epic time in high school.
You had the most popular guys competing with each other to date you. You always had a fun date to the school dances, where youd be crowned queen. And your friends adored you. But as you know, things arent always as perfect as they appear. Whether its a financial struggle or trouble focusing in class, youve always had to work hard to get to where you want to go in life. Mostly BsYou are Clarissa Explains It Alls Clarissa Darling. You are the coolest girl in the schoolhowever, cool doesnt always translate to popular! You are way ahead of your time with your interests, like journalism, gaming, and computer programming.
With the exception of journalism, the other career fields could lead to major money in the bank! Your friends love you because youre down to earth and incredibly frank about lifes normal problems. You always have the best advice to get them through their latest crisis. Mostly CsYou are My So-Called Lifes Angela Chase. You and Angela both know what its like to go through extreme growing pains in high school. You arent sure who you are yet, and youre really trying to take the time to figure out who you want to be. You have some decent friends, but even they can bring the drama and backstabbing. You recognize high school isnt the best place to be and youre eager to get out, have some space, and learn to be independent.
College is where youll truly blossom. Name the Show! Using these character names, can you guess the show? 1. Gunther; Janice Hosenstein; Jack Geller 2. Kimmy Gibbler; Rebecca Katsopolis; Steve Hale 3. Geoffrey Butler; Vivian Banks; Carlton Banks 4. Angelica Pickles; Chuckie Finster; Stu Pickles 5.
Jonathan Turner; Stuart Minkus; Shawn Hunter 6. Susan Ross; Uncle Leo; Newman 7. Andrea Zuckerman; Steve Sanders; Donna Martin 8. Cordelia Chase; Dawn Summers; Spike 9. Al Borland; Wilson; Heidi Keppert 10. Friends 2. Full House 3. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 4. Rugrats 5. Boy Meets World 6. Seinfeld 7. Beverly Hills, 90210 8. Buffy the Vampire Slayer 9. Home Improvement 10. ER
Are you one dirty dish left in the sink away from getting kicked out of your apartment? Get confirmation of acceptable untidiness here. ER
Are you one dirty dish left in the sink away from getting kicked out of your apartment? Get confirmation of acceptable untidiness here.
Check all the statements that apply. Your roommates have asked you to help out more. Your roommates have yelled at you to help out more.