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INTRODUCTION
ANGEMI ANATOMY CRASH COURSE
A / ABDOMEN
EAGLE-BARRETT SYNDROME
ENDOMETRIOSIS
LINEA NIGRA
ADRENAL GLAND
ADDISONS DISEASE
CUSHING SYNDROME
PHEOCHROMOCYTOMA
ANUS
CANCER
HEMORRHOIDS
PROCTECTOMY
APPENDIX
APPENDICITIS
PSEUDOMYXOMA PERITONEI
ARM
TRAUMA
B / BLADDER
CANCER
BONE
EWINGS SARCOMA
GIANT CELL TUMOR
PECTUS EXCAVATUM
THORACIC OUTLET SYNDROME
BRAIN
SUBARACHNOID HEMORRHAGE / ANEURYSM
BREAST
CANCER / IMPLANTS
GYNECOMASTIA
PHYLLODES TUMOR
MASTITIS
C / CIRCULATORY SYSTEM
ARTERIOSCLEROSIS
DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS
HEMATOMA
RAYNAUDS PHENOMENON
VENOUS MALFORMATION
D / DIGESTIVE SYSTEM
BEZOAR
CELIAC DISEASE
COLON CANCER
STOMACH CANCER
ESOPHAGEAL ULCER
E / EAR
ACCESSORY TRAGUS
PERICHONDRIAL HEMATOMA
MICROTIA AND ATRESIA
KELOID
EYE
CHALAZION
COLOBOMA
CORNEAL ABRASION / SUBCONJUNCTIVAL HEMORRHAGE
HERPES
TRAUMA / PROSTHETIC
F / FASCIA
NECROTIZING FASCIITIS
FEET
HALLUX VALGUS (BUNIONS)
PLANTAR WART
POLYSYNDACTYLY
G / GALLBLADDER
GALLSTONES
H / HAIR
ALOPECIA
POLIOSIS CIRCUMSCRIPTA
PILONIDAL CYST
HANDS
ACROSYNDACTYLY
SYMBRACHYDACTYLY
GUNSHOT WOUND
HEART
AORTIC ANEURYSM
TRANSPLANT
I / IMMUNE SYSTEM
ALLERGY
LUPUS
RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS
J / JAW
ODONTOGENIC MYXOMA
JOINTS
EHLERS-DANLOS SYNDROME
GOUT
K / KIDNEY
DUPLICATED URETER / HYDRONEPHROSIS
LIVING DONOR
ONCOCYTOMA
POLYCYSTIC KIDNEY DISEASE
L / LIVER
ALCOHOLIC CIRRHOSIS
BILIARY ATRESIA
LYMPHATIC SYSTEM
PRIMARY LYMPHEDEMA
SECONDARY LYMPHEDEMA
M / MALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM
ORCHIECTOMY
VASECTOMY
PENIS TRAUMA
N / NAILS
BEAU LINES
AVULSION
CLUBBING
NERVOUS SYSTEM
PARAPLEGIA
NOSE
PERFORATED NASAL SEPTUM
TRAUMA / NECROSIS
O / OVARIES
MALIGNANT MIXED GERM CELL TUMOR
TERATOMA
TORSION
P / PANCREAS
WHIPPLE
PLACENTA
VELAMENTOUS CORD INSERTION
Q / QUADRICEPS
TENDON RUPTURE
R / RESPIRATORY
CYSTIC FIBROSIS / LUNG TRANSPLANT
S / SALIVARY GLAND
SIALOLITHIASIS
SKIN
GIANT CONGENITAL MELANOCYTIC NEVUS
MELANOMA
RADIATION DERMATITIS
T / TEETH
NATAL TEETH
THROAT
GONORRHEA
THYMUS
MYASTHENIA GRAVIS
THYROID
GOITER
TONGUE
FISSURED TONGUE
TRAUMA
PYOGENIC GRANULOMA
U / UTERUS
FIBROIDS
UTERINE DIDELPHYS
V / VAGINA
EPISIOTOMY / INFECTION
VULVA
VULVAR INTRAEPITHELIAL NEOPLASIA
W / WOMB
HEMORRHAGIC SHOCK
AMNIOTIC BAND SYNDROME
X & Y / X & Y CHROMOSOMES
KLINEFELTER SYNDROME
Z / ZYGOMATIC
FRACTURE
INDEX OF SEARCHABLE TERMS
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
INTRODUCTION
Im no different than any other middle-aged, married mother of three. I drive my kids around to their soccer games and jiujitsu training, have movie nights with my family, cook dinner, and enjoy doing arts and crafts projects around my house. Oh, and I also dissect humans on the side!
Aside from being a wife and mother, I am a pathologists assistant. A pathologists assistant, or PA, is a trained medical professional that works in a hospitals pathology department. PAs specialize in human anatomy, abnormal anatomy, and disease. Some PAs work in a hospitals surgical pathology laboratory dissecting organs and body parts that are removed from live patients, while others work in hospital morgues performing autopsies.
Throughout the course of my career, Ive dissected thousands of humans and human body parts using my specialized training and experience. By carefully looking at the anatomy, Im able to determine whats normal and what causes a patient to have pathology both in life and in death.
Growing up, I never felt normal or like I fit in until I found pathology. Finally, I began to feel normal when I discovered the abnormal. This was my calling!
As a child, I wasnt an academic and hated school. Bored and rebellious, I often got myself into trouble. Detentions, suspensions, and frequent phone calls to my parents just touched the surface of the problems I dealt with growing up. My stubbornness and impulsivity eventually led me to a teen pregnancy at fourteen years old.
After months of anger and sadness, my parents and I decided the best thing for our family and our beliefs was to keep the baby. At fifteen years old, I gave birth to my daughter, Maria. Keeping her was the best decision Ive ever made. In fact, she saved my life.
Being a teen mom was rough, both socially and academically. I struggled in school with friends, and dating. My life was so different from anyone I knew. The years following my pregnancy were difficult. I had a kid, yet was a kid myself, and trying to find my way. At sixteen, I dropped out of high school and hopped from job to job with no real direction.
A couple of years later, my parents were notified that my daughter and I would both no longer be covered under their health insurance. I was only nineteen and had to get a job with benefits quickly. Having no motivation or interest in anything, this was really a blessing in disguise. I was forced to get my shit together.
Remember how I said I hated school? I really did. The very thought of it made me want to take a nap. Suddenly, I found myself enrolling in my local community college in the summer of 1999 after deciding I would try to be a nurse.
Why did I choose nursing? It was not because I was compassionate, nurturing, and wanted to help people. I had a cousin who was an RN. It seemed like it was a solid, dependable, well-paying career she obtained in less than three years. At this time, being in school for the least amount of time possible was a huge motivating factor.
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