N ot too long ago, I was whining to my teenage daughter. I dont know what I want to be when I grow up!
She took me by the shoulders, looked me dead in the eye, and said, I hate to break it to you, Mom, but this is it for you! You are all grown up! Youre cooked!
I jumped out of my chair. Not so! I shot back. You may think Im over, but Im not done yet! Im still a work in progress, and Im writing my next act now.
I told her, You wait and see just who I will be!
She rolled her eyes, turned up her iPod, and went off to find a saner person to talk to, like her little brother.
When she left, I wondered, Is she right? Is this really it? Am I cooked? Am I over?
Or do I get another shot at asking What do I want to be when I grow up?
Back when I was a kid, I spent a lot of time wondering just that: What am I going to be when I grow up? Whats my life going to be like? I worried about it, because all my friends seemed sure about their futures. They wanted to be doctors, lawyers, teachers, politicians. Me, I didnt have a clue.
Then when I was sixteen, my dad ran for Vice President of the United States. (Thats me at sixteen on the back of this book cover at the 1972 Democratic National Convention.) I was lucky enough to fly in the back of his campaign plane with all the working journaliststhe ones who were asking all the questions and seemed to be having all the fun. Right then and there, I discovered what I wanted to be when I grew up: a TV journalist.
I wanted to be the woman on your television screen, telling you what was going on in the world, telling you what you needed to know. I wanted to be that smart, successful TV newswoman.
At first, I was too scared to tell anyone about my dream, worried that people would think I was crazy. After all, back then there werent that many women on television. And I came from a family where everybody was in politics. So wanting to be a journalist was a weird choice, to say the least.
But after college, I set out to make my dream a reality anyway. I started at the bottom getting coffee and worked my way up to be a news producer, then a reporter, then a correspondent, then an anchorwoman. And I loved it. I just assumed I would be in TV news for the rest of my life. After all, thats who I was . Thats what people called me: TV newswoman Maria Shriver.
But sometimes life happens to you, andbingo!your idea of who you think you are just goes up in smoke. Thats what happened to me.
One day out of nowhere, my movie-star husband announced he was running for Governor of California. Just sixty days later, he was elected. And because NBC News was worried that there might be a perceived conflict of interest between my news job and his political job, I was asked to resign.
Just like that my career was gone, and with it went the person Id been for twenty-five years. And before you could say, Toto, were not in Kansas anymore!I became someone new, someone they called the First Lady of the State of California.
Say what? I thought to myself. The First Lady of the State of California? Youve got to be kidding! Thats not me! I didnt grow up wanting to be First Lady of anything !
But there I found myself, and I didnt have a clue what to do. And if that werent enough of a shock, then this little incident just about pushed me over the edge:
I was out shopping in Santa Monica with my son. Along comes a guy handing out leaflets. He gives one to my son and then motions to me and says to him, Are you with that woman?
Yep! my son says.
The man asks, Is she a model? I give my hair a toss.
Naaaah, my son says, looking over at me. Shes a housewife.
My neck snaps. My big beautiful movie-star glasses just about fly off my face. As the nice gentleman walks away, I grab my thirteen-year-old sons collar and shriek, That man just asked you if I was a model, and you told him Im a housewife?
He says, MOM! Thats because you are a housewife!
Im still shrieking. No, I am not , I am NOT! Im a journalist !
WERE a journalist, Mom! he shoots back.
And I snap right back at him: Im an author! I write books!
Now hes digging in. Youre not writing any books noware you, Mom?
Well, Im a mother, for Gods sake! A mother of four! You could have told him Im a mother!
Everyones a mother! he says. Face it, Mom! You dont have a job !
I hate to admit it, but I grabbed him by his lapel and got in his face: Listen, you! I hollered. I am the First Lady of the State of California!
He rolls his eyes that awful way teenagers do and says, Mom! I hate to break it to you. Daddy was elected, not you! Get used to it. Youre a housewife!
Talk about comeuppance. It didnt matter that Id always trumpeted childrearing and the work done at home as the most important job in our society, because I believe it is. But at that moment, I was shocked by my sons description of me, because for thirty years when I wrote something after the word occupation, it was never the word housewife.
Right about then, smack-dab in the middle of what felt like a world-class identity crisis, my nephew called to ask me to speak at his high school graduation.
Youve got to be kidding! I bellowed at him. How can I give you kids any words of encouragement when Im struggling myself?
Like any eighteen-year-old boy, he didnt hear me and just kept pressing on. He insisted I was the number-one choice of his senior class. I didnt believe him for a second, so I turned him down again.
He got creative. He said several presidential candidates had called begging to be the graduation speaker. He said various young movie stars had their publicists working the phones, trying to wangle an invitation. He said a certain real estate tycoon called and threatened to humiliate the entire senior class and their parents in the Wall Street Journal if he didnt get to speak at this graduation. None of it was true, of course, but he was trying to make his case.
He said, See, Maria? You should be proud my class turned all of them down and picked you! Hes such a suck-up. But I held my ground.
So he did what any good Catholic would do: he played the Guilt Card. Im a sucker for guilt.
Mar-EEEE-a! he whined. Youre my one and only godmother! Im only gonna graduate once! Dont you love me? Dont you care about me?
So I caved.
Now, Ive been giving speeches to audiences big and small for years, so youd think this one would be the easiest thing in the world. But forget it. I went into a tailspin.
I couldnt for the life of me figure out what on earth these students wanted to hear from me. Did they want to hear from the Old Me or the New Me? And who was that? And what could I tell them? My own kids make sure I know that everything that comes out of my mouth is either boring or, worse, uncool, and that they know all of it already, anyway.
I stressed out trying to figure out what I could say. I ate licorice.
I stressed some more. I ate Dots.
I stressed out even moreand wiped out a bag of Swedish fish.
And then I wrote. I wrote in longhand on legal pads. I wrote in my room, in my office. I ripped it up, I threw it out. I wrote on the Lifecycle, on airplanes. Early in the morning and late at night. Starting over and over, driving myself nuts, trying to figure out exactly what these high school seniors expected to hear from me.