Mike Tovar - We Spanked God: Biblical Thoughts

Life isnt hard; its death thats hard; life is wonderful. There may be life on other planets, but theres death on this one, and Jesus is the answer. As God is the God of all comfort, so a mans beard should evidence that comfort, soft n fluffy. We live and we learn, if we want to. Character counts, but does it add up ? How can a bad man have a good day? ( I didnt say Im a bad boy, per the Cops show )! The mystery of my story is in Gods history. A lady is an older woman who has earned the distinction.

Gods light casts no shadow. The god of forces bows to the God of all power. Only mark Gods Word. Decadence thinks it has another decade to waste Are you watching your TV or is it watching you ? Low esteem of others is the real problem. Gratitude is one great attitude. Leave it to God to decorate a tree.

Come to Christ for comfort. Gods sign is in his design. Meek out a living. Jolly is not joyful. Got it all figured eight, doya ? Jonah had a whale of a time running from God. Let Golgotha be your Rock of Gibraltar.

A wise man is an honest man. Honesty isnt the best policy, its the only policy. A womans hair covering is quite the blanket statement. Gambling on the alphabet is a mega mistake. Mans imagination is a perpetual commotion machine. Gods heart is an eternal combustion engine.

If it takes Jesus blood to wash sin, then the problem isnt dirt. The poor have no food to eat that we know not of. In the beginning, God wasnt just getting started. After God created Adam, he said to anybody listening, Now, watch this. Hope to hear Jesus yell, Suppers ready; come and eat ! The window of mans soul needs washing. Gods mystery steers the misty wind.

Jesus Esther stands on the moon, is clothed with the sun, and is crowned with twelve stars. Understanding the Godhead is easy as one, two, three. Fervent prayer is short for effervescent supplication. One things for sure, mankind is not. Where Satan leads, man will wallow. Man lost his souls car key; call locksmith Jesus.

God created man upright (but he tends to slouch). When you wash your brothers feet, be sure to get between the toes. The bible is alive and reads you like a book. I may wear my heart on my sleeve, but I dont have anything up it. The bible has all the unfit news we dont want printed. The root of the word gimmick is gimme.

Gods tornado puts the straw I was grasping clean through the cross of Christ. Asking for help is the best question. Behind everything legal is something regal, God in charge. Gods legal policy has one loophole, his Sons scarred body. In Christs righteousness, God clothes mankind with the shirt off his back. God expresses his druthers through fathers and mothers.

A couch potato and comfort food are bosom nobodies. Young man, choose one as your wife, pet, playmate, or friend. In Christ, God has gone public. Jesus is Gods formula for you and me. Mans success is deaths mess. Oh good egg, do you have a surprise inside ? A Christian is a professional confessional, laying up treasure in the Bank of Heaven.

Could a woodchuck chuck wood as much as Satan has sifted me ? Imagine the Ancient of Days making an image of himself, Jesus Christ. Nice or nasty, kind or cruel, wise man or fool. Life is what you make of it, death what you break of it. Historys personification of hope is Baby Jesus. Christian discipleship is a voluntary imperative. The world loves its own for nought.

In Christ, turn over an eternal new leaf. The truth is plain and the lie fancy. Co-laboring with Christ is divine employment. The Great Physician tests our souls knee-jerk reaction. My spirit in Christ has Made In Heaven proudly stamped upon it. Dont even think of parking your soul here.

Did you know that pretty coral islands drop off into black abyss ? Some new name ideas for D.C.s football team--the: Palefaces or Honest Injuns or White Liars. Lurch on The Adams Family took the word right out of Jesus mouth. Japheth asserts himself on his brothers, Shem on Ham, Ham on Ham, Gods curse on Canaan. Pardon, only Jesus can promise Gods heavenly rose garden. Only the great I Am can tell it like it is. Jesus tears put out the fire of my fears.

What God says goes, and as Jesus, says Come! Only a constant conscious conversation with God keeps me from choking on my food. Jesus invented the wheel of life. American architectural design once assumed a prayer closet. I prefer to drink the blood of Jesus than any nectar of the gods. That last drop of Christs blood may have been for me. Theres outer space and inner space and were right where were supposed to be.

Before there was babble there is bible. One thing leads to another; question is, what ? The glorious God glows in the dark, and Im glad He does. Liar beware, dont go there. If ever someone was somebody, it was Jesus, who lived a nobody. To be fun filled is not necessarily fulfilled. The clothing of Christs righteousness suits me just fine.

Teen problems are best solved routinely. Good humor senses you more than me. Got Bible ? Milk it out ! Marked cars and Jesus scars go hand-in-hand. Muse upon God and amuse not man; for example, was the River Jordan originally, Garden ? Some womens spiritual head coverings resemble a banty hen thats adopted a gosling. Only Jesus is pure and simple. The bible is thee love story.

God created man conscious, but sin made him self-conscious. The bible is absolute non-fiction and perfect romance. Consider the odd fellow next to you even more than yourself. God didnt use scissors to emphatically sever the temple veil top-to-bottom. The evolutionary hypothesis makes my spirit sneeze. Poor Ol Jacob, still working overtime to make ends meet.

Josephs brothers dug a hole for themselves. After all was said and done, Joseph got his moneys worth. Joseph really made up for lost time. Joseph spoke their language. Joseph bore his familys sorrows, his fathers grief. Correctly sprinkle baptismal water, and not throw Baby Jesus out with unbiblical bath water.

Of baptizing or christening googly little babies, would you build a plane with that logic ? Jesus not only walked the extra mile, he also ransomed for us. Just for fun doth not an angel rejoice. Gods bible-book is one long adoption process. The next familiar bible translation may contemptibly read, Mary was found with kid. Gods mercy is the greatest show on earth. Beware lifes little pleasures are not deaths big treasures.

Souped up engines lack salt. In Jesus, God ransoms us and then some. Be a goodabout, not a gadabout. State religions are for spiritual stool pigeons; n follow the money in whatever denomination. God shakes us well before using and waits for us to catch up. Anything truly interesting is inner-resting.

Notice how the earth is turning like its geared ! No, freedom isnt free; and yes, neither is it for dummies, so lets Pray God for wisdom. Gods sublime angel Lucifer became the subliminal criminal Satan. Gold doesnt refine in boiling fire; so, dont plan on trying it in Hell. Science news is out, Heavens clear gold is possible; only thru Jesus Christ. Evolution is a monkey-wrench thrown into Gods beautiful work. Evolutions supposed adaptation is a mistaken perception of Gods very style of Life Himself.