Joe Bovino - Bitchology: Truth and Lies about Who Men Love and Marry

Praise for #1 Bestselling Author Joe Bovinos First Book, Field Guide to Chicks of the United States

Judge, 2013 Global eBook Awards (Gold Medal, Humor)

The illustrations were fantastic. The book was hilarious. I laughed through the whole thing (and Im a chick... LOL).

Tamazon, Night Owls Reviews (Top Pick)

Field Guide to Chicks of the United States by Joe Bovino is a hilarious look into the women of the USA. If you like people watching and commenting I can say you need to check this book out today. You and your friends will want to read this together for the most laughs My husband and I enjoyed this book. For those who dont find this hilarious feel free to seek your comedy somewhere else.

Kimberly McClain Cardenas 5 of 5 stars Goodreads.com

I won this from Goodreads.com. This is a seriously funny although fairly spot on kind of book. It is very straight forward and not for those who take offense to stereotypes. Yes even a girl like me was represented almost to a tee. I am sending it next to my brother so he can pick and choose his next girlfriend a little more carefully next time and with a lot more knowledge behind him.

Colleen Schilinski 5 of 5 stars Goodreads.com

This was a great book. Its funny and all my guy friends want to borrow it. Ill have to put my information on the inside of this book, so I get it back. It is a must read for anyone, because Joe Bovino did a great job telling us the way it is about woman in different citys all across the United States. I even have quite a few pages marked for future references, and to show certain men in my life. This is definitely a GOODREAD for me.

Baniva 5.0 out of 5 stars Amazon.com

Im gay and I love it! This book is so funny, I met Joe at an event and he told me about his masterpiece. I was a little hesitant at first but I decided to go ahead and buy one! It is painfully accurate as I was able to match up some characteristics of my girlfriends to their cartoon counterparts. Its the most genius thing ever. Loved it so much I bought another for a friend who I consider a connoisseur of the female species!

Marissa 5.0 out of 5 stars Amazon.com

This book is hilarious! Not to miss, easy read, light hearted and will make you laugh. Everyone might be a little thrown off at first, some maybe offended, but once you actually read it you will see the humor and love it. Not only is it a great convo starter and even better gift, but it is the written out guide to chicks...! Read, compare and enjoy. Guys will love it and girls too... Definitely recommend it for good laughs and fun. Find out who you are ladies and guys, your dream girl awaits... Well done and I look forward to sharing this book with friends.

Arktik Fitness Michelle (Juneau AK) 5.0 out of 5 stars Amazon.com

So Glad I Downloaded! Starting reading last night & was worried about waking the husband up with my laughing! Irreverent, hilarious & spot on in some spooky ways :) Youve done your research Joe!

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To the women in my family. Thanks for showing me how great American women can be and for loving me even when Im a pain in the butt. I love you with all my heart and always will.

Id also like to thank you, the one holding this book and reading this line, for your interest in the study of bitches and the truth about who men love and marry. I sincerely hope this book makes a difference for you and wish you all the best.

Watch any sitcom, commercial, movie comedy, the go-to punch line is always the tight-ass, limp-dick, Dockers-wearing, tiny penis, bland-food eating, white guy. White men cant jump. They cant dance. They cant fuck... Really?

BILL MAHER, REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER:
BEIGE AGAINST THE MACHINE (HBO), 4/22/16.

S herry Argovs perennial #1 bestselling book for women on dating and mate seeking, Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to DreamgirlA Womans Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship, has been sending the wrong message to American women at the worst possible time. That book, with a lie for a title, is a wrecking ball. As a public service, she should retitle it Why Men Loathe and Leave Bitches: from Doormat to DipshitA Feminists Guide to Holding Him in Contempt, but she wont because her sales would tank.

Bitchology doesnt play silly word games or engage in feminist groupthink. This is a tough-love relationship guide for women who think theyre too nice or too bitchy to succeed with men and who havent abandoned common sense. It demonstrates that the choice between being a submissive doormat and a man-hating bitch is a false one. You lose either way, but theres another approach that works like a charm.

Men with options in an increasingly global dating market are looking for a different kind of womana confidently feminine one or Keeperand Keepers are in short supply in many parts of the country.

That thesis should come as encouraging news to most of you, but its not as easy as it seems. Perfection isnt necessary, of course, but you normally wont change your luck with men in a meaningful way by being confident or feminine. You need an abundance of both confidence and femininityto really crush it out there.

How do I know and who am I to provide guidance on this subject? The short answer is: Im a nice guyarguably too nicewhos been-there-done-that when it comes to dating and relationships short of marriage, has always liked women, and cares enough about you to write this book and take the heat from some of the most vile feminists on the planet. Ive also been blessed with amazing parents, grandparents, younger sisters, and loyal friends, including women of all kinds whom Ive had the pleasure of dating and getting to know over the years in the United States and abroad.

After working as a lawyer and international business consultant for twenty years, I decided to do something completely different write a book. I ultimately chose to write about women from different American subcultures because I wanted to write about something that I loved and could speak about authoritatively. The project also appealed to me because, after so many years of practicing law in a stressful environment, I wanted to write something humorous, and many of the funniest and most interesting stories of my life dealt with women, dating and relationships.