Bob Wiltfong - The BS Dictionary: Uncovering the Origins and True Meanings of Business Speak

When I worked with Bob Wiltfong at The Daily Show it was clear he was full of BS. Im glad to see hes found an outlet for it.

Stewart Bailey, Former Co-Executive Producer,
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

This is the book I wish I had written.

Tripp Crosby (of Tripp & Tyler), Entertainers and Creators
of A Conference Call in Real Life

As a corporate executive, I thought I understood all the business jargon known to (wo)man. But no BS, this dictionary has shown me Ive only scratched the surface. Im now on a mission to push the envelope and circle back to this hilarious, sometimes cringe-inducing book again and again whenever I need a magic bullet for corporate translation.

Christine Walters, Television Development Executive

Page-turner is not a word I would normally associate with a dictionary, but this book is just that. It is filled with one delicious entry after another, giving insight into some of the most commonly used business words and phrases in todays corporate world. At Four Day Weekend, we have taught thousands of business leaders the power of yes, and at their jobs. I say yes, and to another volume of The BS Dictionary!

David Ahearn, Co-Founder, Four Day Weekend Comedy

I referred to Bob Wiltfongs Daily Show field pieces to learn how to do the job. Im glad he wrote a book I can use to finally figure out what the hell everyone in the office is saying.

Ronny Chieng, Standup Comedian and Reporter,
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

The BS Dictionary is a cross between an old school dictionary and an Urban Dictionary, with a huge dose of biting personality. This book is hilarious
and addictive.

Bob Kulhan, Founder and CEO, Business Improv

This is fantastic book not only clearly defines many of the business words and phrases in the corporate world, but it also gives the origin of each phrase in a very fun and informative way. I cant think of a better way to learn (and laugh about) the foreign language that is todays business speak.

Kathleen OConnor, Professor, London Business School, Visiting
Associate Professor, Cornell Johnson Graduate School of Management

In addition to being an actually helpful resource, The BS Dictionary is also a joke book, a history lesson and a trivia fans delight. If you love to learn and laugh, youll agree it gets on the green.

Jane Borden, Journalist
Author, I Totally Meant to Do That

One thing I know about Bob Wiltfonghes a funny guy. And thats no BS! If anyone can make business humor more than an oxymoron, its him. This book should be required reading for anyone who thinks an occasional laugh is a good way to cope with the corporate world. Ill force all my employees to keep a copy on their desk. Or is that pushing the envelope?

Pat Dolan, Owner, Newsday

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Bob
To my wife, Jill: You are my unicorn, my rock star,
my GOAT. In a nutshell, I love you!
To my kids: If you ever feel like youre in the weeds and life has left you holding the bag, know that we are all attending a series of lunch & learns on this Earth and that Mom-and-Pop love you to the ends of the universe.

Tim
To my mom and dad, the two best people I know.
To my wife, Julie, and sons, Alex and Eric: You give me joy every day.
To the town and people of Lakewood, Ohio: You are where you come from.
And Im proud to say I come from there.
Lastly, to my friends: Thank you for always being there.