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Portia Porter Esq. - Can You Stiff Your Divorce Lawyer: Tales of How Cunning Clients Can Get Free Legal Work, As Told by an Experienced Divorce Attorney

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Not Your Grandparents Practice Management GuideThis hilariously no-nonsense guide addresses the single most importantand the most overlookedpart of lawyers practice: getting paid for the work.Laugh at Portias misadventures and learn how to:
Get paid for your work
Prevent grievances
Avoid malpractice suits
Weed out bad apple clients
Too many law practice management books sell young lawyers on the unicorn dream of living balanced lives while doing good. Not this book. This book gives lawyers tools for keeping the doors open and a shot at paying off those pesky student loans.No, there is no silver bullet. Yes, it is the sort of thing one learns by experience. Unless one can learn from somebody elses mistakes. Which you can, with this guide. Good luck.

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How To Stiff Your Lawyer

Portia Porter

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This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, locales, and incidents either are the product of the authors imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to an actual person, living or dead, or to events or locales is entirely coincidental. Nothing in this book should be construed as legal or business advice.

Copyright 2016 by Portia Porter

All rights reserved.

Published in the United States by Cheetah Press

Logo art by DolphyDolphiana

CHEETAH PRESS and the portrayal of two cheetahs with a book are trademarks of Cheetah Press

Library of Congress Registration Number TXu 1-995-455

Porter, Portia

How To Stiff Your Lawyer (Tales of How Cunning Clients Can Get Free Legal Work, as Told by an Experienced Divorce Attorney)

Second Edition 2016

ISBN 978-0-9975555-0-9 paperback

ISBN 978-1-9975555-1-6 large print

For Valentina

A Note from Portia

This book is inspired by people who stiff divorce lawyers.

It was written by a divorce lawyer who learned what is in these pages through painful experience. Really!

For folks who might think about stiffing their lawyer, this book lays out the hows and the whys, the dos and the donts, and the many traps to avoid. To avoid what? Answer: to avoid inadvertently screwing up your own case while trying to cheat your lawyer. There are stories in the book about masterfully skilled stiffers who, without causing any unintended consequential damage, succeed in bilking their lawyers out of amazing quantities of free legal services. And then there are stories of less adroit stiffers, who not only barely get anything done for themselves, but also do grievous legal harm to themselves and to innocent others. Some of these folks ignorantly and unintentionally trigger more collateral damage than a dirty bomb.

I fervently hope, dear reader, that you belong to that select, conscientious subset of the human race that would never ever nourish the slightest intent to bilk a lawyer. Even if, as you have now learned, a lawyer can be stiffed. Although you might not imagine yourself ever to be using any unscrupulous stiffing wiles, this book treats you to hopefully amusingand, and many instances, probably quite surprisinglessons about How Things Really Work in the world of divorce lawyers and the people who try to cheat them. So, how did this book come to be?

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My agent was puzzled.

Stiffing? said the Agent. Why, thats like stealing. Whod want to read about people stealing from their own lawyers? asked the Agent.

People who do not want to pay their lawyers, I countered. So, almost everybody?

But that just confuses the reader. Whos your hero, and whos your villain? What are you, a divorce Robin Hood?!

You see, I said, Its like a gas station heist. Suppose youre tending to a gas station, and....

He abruptly terminated the Skype session, changed his status to busy, then on medical leave, then to no such user.

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My friends who are not lawyers couldnt understand.

Wait just a minute! You are still a divorce lawyer, arent you? Telling people how to stiff yourself? You tell people where you keep your spare house key too? That a joke?

You do not understand, I said, Its a safety matter. Imagine you own a gas station, and one day....

That got them talking about owning gas stations, which got them distracted from thinking about stiffing lawyers.

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My friends who are divorce lawyers, though, did not get distracted at all. They erupted in outrage at my proposal to betray the location of vulnerable chinks in the bill-payment armor of our profession:

We ought to report you to the State Bar for aiding and abetting fraud, threatened my friends who are lawyers.

Its interference with the contracts, what you are doing. You want the profession to suffer for your private amusement!

Listen to me, I said, Have you read Getting to Yes, in law school... but they did not want to get to anything.

You are betraying our professional guild! complained my divorce lawyer peers, Its an ethics breach! Its treachery! We are writing you up!

Divorce lawyers can be a hard-headed (as well as hard-hearted) bunch.

It seemed my professional peers were seriously determined to report me, even though they at least dimly realized that what I proposed was neither unethical nor illegal. Maybe my mother was right, and my divorce lawyer friends are not, in the end, really my friends.

My mother, always dependable, said: No, I get it. Its like... imagine you are minding a gas station and three masked teenagers come in and try to rob you for the thirty bucks thats in the register.

Exactly, I said.

And then they get all spooked and shoot the rusty rifle they dug up somewhere and smash two thousand dollars-worth of glass, and one of them shoots another in the leg, and then they all end up behind bars.

Yep, I said. Sort of like Donny.

I remember Donny, said my mother.... And you feel bad for these no-goodniks because they are like kids and do not know what they were doing.

I was not sure if she was still with the metaphor or actually talking about Donny. In any event, I was glad that I did not have to resort to the hopelessly careworn example of the hapless bull in the china shop.

Right on, I said. Donny. I wrote about him. But its upsetting to the Union.

Write it anyway! she said. People are going to stiff divorce lawyers either way; always have. This might at least guide them to do less damage to themselves?... Tell the Union to like it or lump it!

Well, dear reader, although the lawyers guild will have to lump it, I avidly hope that you like it.

Part One
Chapter One
Five Reasons Not to Panic

I am going to open your eyes to how to stiff a lawyer successfully.

Yes, a lawyer.

Doubtless to the eternal displeasure of my legal colleagues, I will tell you the tricks, all illustrated by stories based on my own experience as a divorce lawyer. You may not want to stiff your lawyer, but many people do. In any event, I daresay that you will find what follows to be both surprising and amusing. When you have no experience of stiffing lawyers, it is easy to worry about trivial matters and unlikely complications.

This is a lawyer, after all, you might think to yourself. If I stiff a trained and licensed lawyer, whats to stop my legal beagle from suing me for unpaid fees and getting them? With collection costs. And penalties. And what do you call that punitive thingtriple damages?

Do not let your imagination run amok, entertaining visions of bankruptcy court and debtors prison. None of it will happen. Worrying about such unlikely outcomes only distracts from your real problems.

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