Audacia Ray - Wicked Quickies: 52 Ways to Get it On Anytime, Anywhere

AUDACIA RAY

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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

Ray, Audacia.

Wicked quickies : 52 ways to get it on anytime, anywhere / by Audacia Ray.

p. cm.

1. Sex instruction. 2. Sexual excitement. I. Title. HQ56.R39 2009

613.96dc22

2009025668

Printed and bound in the United States of America.

SP 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

The quickie.

At the most basic level, a quickie is a speedy sex act. And speedy plus sex often gives the impression that not everyone walks away happy.

But it doesnt have to be that way.

A hasty coupling can add a little jolt to your day, a little satisfaction on the go. Wicked Quickies is your guide to making the most of such fast and furious action. Packed with fifty-two ways to get it on anywhere, anytime, Wicked Quickies boasts an entire years worth of spontaneous ecstasy. Flip to an entry once a week, let the erotic sketches inspire you, and read on for a brief description of the selected quickie along with sexy anecdotes and useful tips.

Now comes the best part: get down and dirty using each entry as inspiration. Because each suggested act has a risqu rating of one, two, or three (with one being somewhat tame and three being extra naughty and erotic), you can tailor the experience to your mood or personality.

Not one to play by the rules? Make up your own. Pick a page, but dont show it to your lover. Then surprise him with this mystery quickie when he least expects it! Or leave a copy of this book where you know shell discover it and let her savor the anticipation all day long.

Note that the beauty of a quickie isnt always in reaching the finish line. Sprinkled throughout Wicked Quickies are entries focused on quick encounters that will leave you wanting more.

Whatever your pleasure, getting down and dirty in a hurry has never been more fun.

A note of caution: having sex in public places is sometimes against the law. Be aware of the attention your activities may cause!

Pronunciation: Kwik-ee

Meaning: Spontaneous sexual activity

Function: Instant gratification

Maybe its the heat, the speed, the feeling of freedom and escape, or just the naughtiness, but cars can make lovers feel extra frisky! Turn your own car into a road-going sex machine.

Pull over in a parking lot or the breakdown lane for a fast quickie while youre on the road, and re-create your teenage years. You know youll enjoy the ride.

QUICKIE HOT TIP

Sitting positions are best suited for car sex, unless you have the option of spreading out in the back of your SUV or pickup. (See Quickie 41, Truckin.)

The washing machines spin cycle is a great moment to take time out for a spin with your partner. Turn a mundane chore into a fun frolicand turn an unsexy appliance into a giant vibrator. Quickies arent really designed to encourage female orgasm, but a little mechanical nudge can go a long way toward achieving it. Even though the washing machine cant offer direct clitoral stimulation, ladies, it can help relax all kinds of muscles when you sit on it.

QUICKIE HOT TIP

Dial up the risk level if you dare. For level one, stick to your basement laundry room. For level two, test out an empty room in an apartment or condo building. Partner action in a Laundromat earns you a three.

Like many quickies, this one is best performed as a sneak attack. Wait until his focus is on the delicate act of shaving before dropping to your knees to take care of business. Guys, part of the fun is how careful you both have to be so you can survive the shave without any nicks, cuts, or early climaxes.

QUICKIE HOT TIP

If you have extra time and want to get a little carried away, decorate yourself. Ladies, create a full-on shavingcream bikini to really send him over the edge. Before you know it, you both will be rinsing it off in a hot shower.

Sorting out service issues with your phone, cable, or electric company is never fun, but a blow job can do wonders to make an irritating conversation with a customer service representative much more bearable. Why not reach out and touch someone?

One of the little things I do for my wife is deal with the cable company, because they always seem to be messing something up. I was on a particularly long and irritating call when she came into the room with a seductive grin and got down on her knees in front of me. Good thing I was on hold most of the time I wouldnt have been able to stop moaning even if there was a person on the other end of the line!

-Peter, 38

Turn your usual after-work routine into a sexy surprise. On a day when you know hell be working late, use the time to your advantage. Rush home, undress, and put on a sexy pair of panties and heels. Then strike a pose when you know hell be walking through the door.

And guys, dont let working girls miss out on the fun. Strip off that shirt and slide on only a tie so her day at the office has a happy ending.