Cambridge Womens Pornography Cooperative - Porn for Women of a Certain Age

PORN FOR WOMEN of a Certain Age

Middle-aged womenHumor.
3. Man-woman relationshipsHumor. I. LeMaistre, Gretchen.
PN6231.M45P68 2009
817.60803522dc22
2008029839 Chronicle Books LLC
680 Second Street
San Francisco, California 94107 www.chroniclebooks.com In our previous published studies, we at the Cambridge Womens Pornography Cooperative focused on women across the age spectrum. But porn is not one-size-fits-all. When women of a certain age came to us asking for a more trenchant examination of their particular desires, we rose to the challenge.

Sure, the hunks in Porn for Women, Porn for New Moms, and XXX Porn for Women raised their pulses, but as women evolve, so too do their desires. So what exactly turns on the more mature, more experienced woman? Going into this study, we had plenty of theories. We spent weeks holed up in the lab, sorting through thickets of data; compiling stats; classifying our hypotheses; making pie charts, flow charts, bar graphs; and finally testing our theorems. Here, in this steamy treatise, were proud to present our groundbreaking findings. Witness the results of our research now, simply by turning these pages (actually, please pay for the book firstwe at the Cambridge Womens Pornography Cooperative have laboratory overhead to cover, too). In this revolutionary body of work, youll enter a world where youre reminded that you look perfect, every day, just the way you are where bathroom scales are all discovered to be reading high by ten pounds and where throw pillows are given all the cultural import they deserve.

So sit back, turn down the lights, and let Porn for Women of a Certain Age steam up those progressive lenses. Wait. This date of birth cant be right. I just dont get this whole trophy wife thing. Wow. Theres something to be said for a
woman with experience. I figure that if I
give up my football tickets,
we can buy that property in
Hawaii
this year. I saw you
admiring this
the other day,
so I went back
and got it for you. Explain it to me again.
Why did all your friends
at the reunion look
so much older than you? Hot flash?
Let me fan you
for a while. You wouldnt believe some of
the guys at my gym ...
bushels of hair
in their noses and ears.
Can you imagine a guy
letting himself go
like that? Arent you glad Ive been taking
cooking classes
since I was in my 20s? Well, fishing sounds nice, but
we never miss the flower show. If it detects more than
two decibels of snoring,
it jolts me awake
and I roll over. Works for me.
You pick out the plants.
Ill do the weeding.A facelift??? Dont be ridiculous. Youre perfect. I got in a half hour early, so your side would be nice and toasty. My doc says
I have the prostate
of a 29-year-old. Now well never have to search for the car keys again! AARP, Kiss my ass! You know what this could use?
Some throw pillows. I just want to make sure
your friends stay
a little bit jealous of you. No, this is a
good time to talk.