W.H. Mumfrey - The Alien Invasion Survival Handbook: A Defense Manual for the Coming Extraterrestrial Apocalypse

Since aliens first raised their grotesque heads in H.G. Wells's 1898 novel, The War of the Worlds, we have known that when they come, it will not be in peace. And despite the valiant efforts of Hollywood producers, we know that they will not be the benevolent beings so lovingly portrayed in some movies. Their mission won't be to guide us to a higher level of consciousness or to solve our environmental woes.

Many believe that aliens are already here and have, since the dawn of civilization, been inexorably pursing a secret agenda, destroying the lives of people around the world through a regime of abduction and intimidation. Indifferent to our concept of human rights, they have systematically exploited, probed, and violated us and we are powerless to resist them.

It is time to say enough is enough. We will no longer passively offer ourselves as their intergalactic lab rats. We must take action.

This book is designed to prepare you for the battle of your life.

But how can we possibly fight an enemy that is so ruthlessly efficient, cunningly elusive, and technologically advanced? This book provides you with the answers. In it, you will find the complete step-by-step guide to combating the extraterrestrial menace in day-to-day situations. Want to know how to block alien mind control? Escape from an alien spacecraft? Survive in the vacuum of space? Stave off an alien attack with household appliances? Locate and destroy alien implants? It's all here. Compiled from genuine field research by our network of international experts, the advice offered in this book has been tried and tested during real-life extraterrestrial encounters.

Whether you have yet to encounter an alien or you have been the victim of repeated abductions, this book will provide you with all the necessary skills to defeat these nefarious adversaries and regain control of your life. It will be the only book you want in your back pocket when what if? becomes what the hell is that?

For those of you who think this is all make-believe or just some elaborate hoax designed by bespectacled nerds to fill their time between Star Trek conventions, think again. Please answer the following important questions before proceeding any further with this book.

Have you ever:

• Had the feeling that you were being watched?

• Lost or misplaced common household items, such as TV remote controls, pens, or single socks?

• Seen unusual lights in the sky?

• Discovered mysterious scars on your body that you could not explain?

• Experienced a lost period of time (e.g., while driving your car) in which you didn't know where you were or what you had just done over the preceding minutes?

• Felt the sensation of flying while asleep?

• Awoken with a sudden jolt from a deep sleep?

• Woken up with a sense of a strange person or presence in the room?

• Experienced tenderness or soreness in any part of your body without knowing why?

• Felt anxious or agitated for no apparent reason?

• Had feelings of disbelief about aliens or UFOs?

If you have answered yes to three or more of these questions, you have probably been abducted by aliens at some time in your life. Do not be alarmed. You are not the only one. A study by the U.S. based Roper Organization concluded, one out of every fifty adult Americans may have had UFO abduction experiences. That adds up to millions of people in the United States alone. Don't panic! Although you have been probed and violated without your knowledge or consent, you now, for the first time, have an opportunity to undo the damage you have received at the hands of our merciless interstellar visitors.

If you answered yes to only one or two of these survey questions, it's only a matter of time before they will come for you. Don't wait until you feel their gangly fingers around your neck to prepare; act now. If you don't protect yourself and your loved ones from the alien menace, who will?

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KNOW YOUR ENEMY

If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred batter. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.