Paul Joannides Psy.D. - Guide To Getting It On

Hard as we tried, this Guide isnt perfect nor was it intended as a final authority on sex. There will be times when it is better to consult your beautician, bartender, or best friend. You might also speak to a physician or licensed sex therapist. Ultimately, it is your body and your sexualityventure beyond the bounds of common sense at your own peril.

This book talks about sex acts which are illegal in some parts of the universe. Know your state or nation's laws about sex and break them at your own risk; prison sentences, public stonings or beheadings could result.

No one involved with the writing or publishing of this book is a physician or licensed sex therapist, although members of these professions have been consulted on thorny issues. The people who have contributed ideas to this book are mostly psychologists, psychoanalysts, social workers, lawyers, teachers, writers, a couple of surfers, and even a prostitute and a priest. The actual writing was done by a mental-health professional. Just because some of these people have college degrees doesnt mean they know any more about sex or sexual relationships than you do. They all struggle at times. Still, their perspective might be helpful and even refreshing.

While the techniques mentioned in this book work well for some people, they might not be good for you. Check with a physician or licensed sex therapist before attempting any sexual act that you are unfamiliar with, or do so at your own risk and with the understanding that bad things might happen. Consult with a physician if you have any condition which precludes strenuous exercise or erotic activity.

All readers, except those who are trying to get pregnant, are encouraged to use birth control and to adopt a medically-sound strategy for avoiding sexually transmitted infections. However, no form of birth control is foolproof,
and diseases have been known to outsmart the finest of barriers. These are normal consequences of having sex and are not the fault of this book.

This book was written to help expand the consciousness of its readers. Neither Goofy Foot Press nor any of its minions shall be liable or responsible to any person or entity for any loss, damage, injury or ailment caused, or
alleged to be caused, directly or indirectly, by the information or lack of information contained in this book.

This book contains anatomical illustrations which are at best simple approximations. If your anatomy differs from what is shown, take heart. Hopefully there is at least some similarity with whats beneath your clothes and whats between these covers.

If you do not wish to be bound by this disclaimer, please return this book with a photocopy of the sales receipt to the publisher for a full refund.