Brooks Deanna - The bunny book : how to walk, talk, tease, and please like a Playboy bunny

And that little scientific fact affirms the idea that how you look on the outside affects how you feel on the inside. So if you want to feel sexy, youve got to dress the part. As a great philosopher once wrote: Get your nails done get a pedicure get your hair did!

In L.A., where we all live, people spend a lot of time trying to look like they dont care how they look. But we think dressing up can be a source of pride, as well as an opportunity for fun. Dress up for yourself sometimes. Other times, dress up for him. Always dress for the occasion. If you want to go to places where they wouldnt let just anyone in, then you have to dress the part.

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That said, sometimes theres nothing sexier than a nice pair of jeans and a tee. After all, you dont ever want to look too unavailable or high-maintenance. So show up to a date early on in a relationship in casual wear; answer the door in a ponytail, wifebeater, jeans, and flip-flops.

Of course, were not talking about baggy jeans and an oversized tee. Were talking about well-fitting jeans, a cute fitted T-shirt, and nice accessories. Chuck the huge, holey undershirt you inherited from your last boyfriend. If you like the crisp, clean, white look of a new Hanes, then get one from the boys department, so itll fit more snugly (if youre average-sized, an X-Large boys T-shirt should do). Better yet, try a nice James Perse tank top. Then add a thick belt.

Have different looks; be a chameleon. What you wear can affect your mood, so play around with different outfits to see how they positively affect your psyche. Soon youll discover that the role-playing benefits of costumes can spice up a relationship! Whatever you wear, make sure you feel good about it. Because if you feel good, youll feel confidentand thats sexy.

* The Difference Between a Bunny and a Playmate

A Bunny is a woman who worked at the Playboy Clubs of yesteryear. A Playmate is a Centerfold in the magazine. A Bunny could become a Playmate, but Playmates rarely became Bunnies (because Playmates are meant to be fresh facesthe undiscovered girls next door). Today, since there arent clubs anymore, theyve brought back the Bunny costume by popular demand for select Playmates to wear. In the new Palms Playboy Tower in Las Vegas, there will once again be Bunnies.

* The Bunny Suit

Anyone who wears the Bunny costume must go through a whole day of training just to learn how to wear it properly: how to stand in it, how to sit in it, how to walk in it, how to bend in it (legs together, bend at the knees never the waist). It should sit perfectly on the Bunnys curves; two pairs of stockings (one nude, one black) are regulation, so everyones legs are the same shade; no jewelry with the exception of a watch under the cuffs; cuff links must have the Rabbit Head logo facing inward (we say, Bunnies kissing); the collar and bow tie should be straight and snug; the headband is always worn fitting just behind the ears; the Bunny ears dont have to stand straight up (Deanna bends the right ear slightly tilted more than the left), but they shouldnt look spazzy; and the tail should always be hooked firmly and centered. There are very few Bunny costumes out in the wild; close tabs are kept on the whereabouts of each one, and Bunnies are rarely allowed to take them home with them lest one end up on eBay. (Hey, not just anyone can wear the suitand their rarity adds to the mystique!) And just as ass-grabbing is only perpetrated by Neanderthals, its an unwritten law that people never ever touch a Bunnys tailits a part of her anatomy!

* Flaunting It

Accentuate your best feature. If youve got great boobs (even if theyre small), show a little cleavage. If you like your legs, wear a short skirt or a long one with a slit up the side. If your stomach is your thing, then exposing a little midriff is cool (not too much midriff, thoughthat looks very 90s!). But flaunting all of them is overkillyou dont want to look trashy. One is the magic number.

Love-Your-Butt Jeans The best way to love your butt (besides just loving it for being yours) is to find a pair of jeans that fit you just so. Designer denim is totally worth the splurge! You cant tell us its not worth a few hundred bucks to you to be able to check out your booty in the mirror and say, Aw, yeah! If so, try brands like Rock & Republic, True Religion, Blue Cult, Citizens of Humanity, 7, and Hudson. (High-end department stores should stock em.) When youre shopping, here are a few things to remember:

* What you want

Boot-cut jeans slim your butt and thighs.

Low-rise jeans make your butt look smaller.

Decent-sized back pockets make your butt look smaller.

Close-together back pockets make your butt look narrower.

Dark denim is slimming.

Low pockets make your butt look higher (and thats a good thing!).

* What you could probably do without

Tiny back pockets make your butt look bigger.

Lighter denim is less slimming.

Dont hide in baggy jeansjeans that dont hug your butt make it look saggy! Try jeans with Lycra for a comfy lift.

* What you definitely dont want

Capri jeans make everyones butt look bad.

No back pockets makes your butt seem like an endless expanse.

Too-tight jeans are uncomfortable and unflattering. No one wants muffin tops (flesh squeezing out over the waistband).

These Boots Are Made for Lovin Women arent the only ones obsessed with shoes. Guys are too! Wed guess that about 98 percent of them have shoe fetishes. After all, there is nothing sexier than a pair of fuck-me shoes. Good oneswith the right curvesmimic the shape of a womans body.