CHAPTER ONE
The Calendar
Beatrice was sitting at her desk, making a list. The list was called The List of Lists I Need to Make.
She had a stack of paper and all her list-making supplies handy: a ruler (for underlining), a blue pen (for regular list items), a red pen (for special ones) and a stapler (because her lists often ran over many pages).
She had already written:
1. How to Deal with Possible Frustrations in Third Grade (e.g., gunky water fountains, classmates who chew with their mouths open, messy coat/boot areas, etc.)
2. Things That Need to Be Organized (e.g., the spice cupboard, the front closet, my thoughts and dreams, etc.)
3. Ways My Lazy Dog, Edison, Can Get More Exercise (e.g., fun games, use of whistles, any kind of treat, etc.)
4. The Many, Many Ways I Need to Help My Little Sister Get Ready for Kindergarten (e.g., practicing reading and spelling, using a hairbrush, avoiding being weird, etc.)
5. Important Things Happening in July and How to Prepare for Them
Beatrice paused. Today was June 30. They had moved into their new house only two weeks earlier. It seemed like longer than that. She had already made two good friends in the neighborhoodSue and Jill. Beatrice had gotten her family unpacked and organized the very first day they moved in. But she noticed that the house was slowly getting messy again.
There was no getting around ither family was simply never going to be as neat or as professional as she was.
Beatrice looked around her room and smiled with relief. No mess here. Her room was perfectly tidy and organized.
What is happening next month? she wondered. She reached for the calendar and flipped the page to July. Only one date, Saturday, July 14, was neatly circled twice in red pen.
Beatrice was shocked.
Sophies birthday! How could I have forgotten? I usually start planning birthday parties months in advance! This move has put me off schedule.
Beatrice ran out of her room. There was no time to lose. She had to start planning this minute, this second! But where was Sophie? The planning had to be a secret. She wanted Sophies party to be a surprise.
Beatrice tiptoed quietly across the hall to Sophies room and put her ear to the door. She heard Sophie talking to her favorite toy, Mrs. Cow, who was actually a crabby-looking doll, not a cow.
We gots to ride this stuffed frog because we got no horse, thats why, Mrs. Cow! Sophie explained. Then there was a huge crash. Beatrice jumped, then knocked at the door.
Sophie? Sophie? Are you okay?
IN OKAY, BEE! Sophie yelled. YOU CANT RIDE A FROG WITHOUT HIM BEING A SLIPPERY LITTLE SUCKER SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW! WANNA RIDE?
Uh, maybe later, said Beatrice. She ran downstairs to find her mother.
CHAPTER TWO
The Planners
Beatrice found her mother in the kitchen, taking something burned out of the oven.
Hi, Bee, she said cheerfully. Want a square? Theyre ready to go. A teensy bit overdone maybe. But Im sure we could chip them out of the pan
Mom, we need to plan Sophies birthday party, Beatrice exclaimed. Its in two weeks. Less than two weeks, if you dont count today and you dont count the actual day! Twelve days!
Gosh, said her mother, youre right! She chipped at the squares. Small burned pieces flew into the air. Their dog, Edison, gobbled them up as they fell and then licked the floor just to make sure. His tail wagged at this fun game.
Anyway, said Beatrices mother, seeing as we dont know many people yet, maybe we should just have a family party for Sophie. Something simple.
Beatrice took a deep breath. Mom, she said in a quiet voice, Sophie is the best sister in the whole world. I have a long list that proves this! She didnt mention that Sophie was also on her list of People Who Make Me Feel Like Exploding, because everyone was on that. She deserves a spectacular party, a perfect party!
Well, who am I to argue with one of your lists? Her mother smiled, but she looked a little worried. What do you have in mind, Bee?
I brought down a list I made several months ago. Its called Fantastic Birthday Party Ideas.
Uh, okay, lets hear it, said her mother.
Number one is Shuttle to the Moon. That would indeed be fantastic, Beatrice said, but it probably would take more than twelve days to arrange.
Probably.
Beatrice ran her finger down the list.
Deep Sea Diving?
Her mom shook her head. No sea around, Bee, deep or otherwise.
Hmmm. So, I guess Luxury Cruise is out too?
Lets think a little bit smaller, suggested her mom.
Hot Air Balloon Ride? Skydiving? Horse-Drawn Carriage? Private Circus? A Room Full of Puppies?
Even smaller, Bee. You know Sophie. She likes little things. Simple things. Shell be happy with a regular birthday party. She saw Beatrices face and said quickly, And by regular, I of course mean an extra-special birthday party, with all the usual birthday things.
Well, obviously itll be a surprise party with decorations, cake, balloons, games and prizes, right? Right?
Absolutely, Beatrices mom said, looking relieved. That sounds great. Ill make one of my famous birthday cakes! Her mother chipped more burned squares out of the pan.
Beatrice opened her mouth, then closed it again. She swallowed. Her mothers birthday cakes were famousfamous for being lumpy, burned messes. But she put a lot of love into baking them, and Beatrice felt a little sorry for her that they were never successful.
Excellent, Beatrice said bravely. Now we have to have a theme. You cant have a party without a theme. What should it be? Magic? Cats? Soccer? And a color. Well have to get matching decorations in Sophies favorite color.
Beatrice paused. Her own favorite color was purple. Everyone knew that. But Sophies?
Whats Sophies favorite color, Mom?
Hmmm. Im not sure, said her mother. I dont think shes ever picked one.
Everyone has a favorite color. Ill find Sophie and do some research, said Beatrice.
There was a crash in the living room.
Beatrice and her mom looked at each other.
Sophie? called her mom.
There was a loud thunk, thunk, thunk.
Its okay, everboddy! Sophie yelled. That big crash wasnt actually my body! Or even my head!
Beatrice closed her eyes.
Okay, Ill go find out about her favorite color and what she wants for her birthday, said Beatrice.
And Ill look for a new cake recipe! Beatrice and her mother high-fived.
Party planners on the job, Beatrice said. Her mother winked.