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MELISSA RIVERS:
OK, Scott,
why
did you convince me to do this
book, besides the fact that after my
mother died, I found myself
swimming in boxes and boxes and
boxes and boxes of all her stuff?
Not to mention the storage bills
and storage bills and storage bills
and storage bills to store all those
boxes.
SCOTT CURRIE:
I saw that there
were some interesting things that
had been saved over the years,
when I was helping you pack up
her apartment. Not that I was
snoopinggod knows the woman
couldnt keep a secretbut I
thought, lets see what else we can
find. I had no idea how much your
mother kept.
RIVERS:
You are very kind not to
call it random crap. Seriously,
people dont know how much a
part of my family you are, and how
close you were to my mother. You
were the gay son she always
wanted and that I could never be.
CURRIE:
But you were clearly her
favorite! I was just the East Coast
child. I first got to know her after
being hired as an associate
producer on her daytime talk show.
I showed up on the first day of
work wearing white bucks.
RIVERS: She fell in love with you
right there.
CURRIE:
It was summer, but I
knew my footwear was a unique,
bold choice, and that was the
beginning.
RIVERS:
Well, you did me such a
service by even attempting to
organize all of my mothers work
and personal things after she
passed away. Who knew that a
book was going to come out of your
type-A organizational neuroses?
CURRIE:
Well, give a Virgo a task
and this is what you get. There
were fifty-five scrapbooks alone,
and that was just the tip of the
iceberg. I cant tell you how many
boxes were in storage. It was intim-
idating, and they had no air
conditioning there and it was a hot
house. We started this book in
AugustI went down a dress size
unpacking those boxes.
RIVERS:
My father was a fastidi-
ous record keeper, so thats why we
have everything from day one. I
dont think I ever realized that
other than her jokes, my mother
and father were such guardians of
her artifacts.
CURRIE:
She saved every news
clipping and magazine beginning
in 1959.
RIVERS:
And she was not discrim-
inating. She kept the bad articles as
well as the good and put them all
into scrapbooks.
CURRIE:
Would there be scrap-
book days in the Rivers household
where you all sat around gluing
articles in?
RIVERS:
Uhhhh, no. Honestly, Im
not sure when she did any of this,
but she was a night owl...
CURRIE:
I found a 1978 article
about
Rabbit Test
, the film Joan
directed, that listed it as a movie
which had made money that year.
On the clipping, in her handwriting,
is Wheres our (the) money? She
would actually talk back by writing
in the margins. On a couple of other
ones, she underlined sentences and
wrote Not true! But she glued
them in anyway. I felt like I was
finding mini time capsules as I
went along. For example,
The
Tonight Show
archives were in two
separate boxes: from the 1960s to
1979 and 1979 to 1986. They were
packed in bubble wrap with brown
paper around them with the lids
sealed. Everything was labeled and
dated. Its unbelievable how
methodically organized they were.
RIVERS:
All joking aside, what
made you want to do this project?
CURRIE:
Your mother meant so
much to me and touched so many
people in her lifetime, and I knew
that there were some who didnt
know how much she had accom-
plished from her early days through
to
Fashion Police
. I thought a book
incorporating the scrapbooks and
everything else she saved would be
a unique and interesting way of
showing who she was to multiple
generations.
RIVERS:
Did you find this project
cathartic?
INTRODUCTION