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George Mikes has written many successful books on a variety of interesting subjects, but one so successful as those on the subject most central to his own experience: his adopted country. The first of these came out in 1946: the ever famous How to be an Alien. Later he enlarges the picture with How to be Inimitable and How to be Decadent. All three books were illustrated by the master of the cartoonists art, the late Nicolas Bentley. Here they are, all in one volume, which will make life much easier for todays would-be Brits than it was for those who pervaded them. It is said that a few of the latter actually failed to become indistinguishable from the genuine British article because they found it too tiresome to seek out three separate books: a misfortune that need never again occur to anyone.

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PENGUINBOOKS

HOW TO BE A BRIT

GeorgeMikes was born in 1912 in Siklos, Hungary. He studied law and received hisdoctorate in Budapest University. He became a journalist and was sent to Londonas a correspondent to cover the Munich crisis. He came for a fortnight butstayed on and made England his home. During the Second World War he broadcastfor the BBC Hungarian Service where he remained until 1951. He continuedworking as a freelance critic, broadcaster and writer until his death in 1987.

In 1946 hepublished How to be an Alien which went into thirty editions andidentified the author as a humorist writer, although he had not intended thebook to be funny. His other books include ber Alles, Little Cabbages, Shakespeareand Myself, Italy for Beginners, How to Unite Nations, How to be Inimitable,How to Scrape Skies, How to Tango, The Land of the Rising Ten, How to Run aStately Home (with the Duke of Bedford), Switzerland for Beginners, Howto be Decadent, Tsi-Tsa, English Humour for Beginners, How to be Poor, How tobe a Guru and How to be God. He wrote a study of the HungarianRevolution and is also the author of A Study of Infamy, an analysis ofthe Hungarian secret political police system, Arthur Koestler: The Story ofa Friendship and The Riches of the Poor: A Journey round the WorldHealth Organization. On his seventieth birthday, in 1982, he published hisautobiography, How to be Seventy.

NicolasBentley was born in Highgate in 1907 and educated at University College School,London, and Heatherley School of Art. He was an artist, author, publisher andillustrator of more than sixty books including works by Hilaire Belloc, T. S.Eliot, Damon Runyon, Lawrence Durrell and many others. He died in 1978.


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PENGUINBOOKS

Publishedby the Penguin Group

PenguinBooks Ltd, 27 Wrights Lane, London W8 5TZ, England

PenguinBooks USA Inc., 375 Hudson Street, New York, New York 10014, USA

PenguinBooks Australia Ltd, Ringwood, Victoria, Australia

PenguinBooks Canada Ltd, 10 Alcorn Avenue, Toronto, Ontario, Canada M4V 3B2

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PenguinBooks Ltd, Registered Offices: Harmondsworth, Middlesex, England

How to bean Alien first published by Andr Deutsch 1946

Publishedin Penguin Books 1966

Copyright1946 by George Mikes and Nicolas Bentley

How to beInimitable first published by Andr Deutsch 1960

Publishedin Penguin Books 1966

Copyright George Mikes and Nicolas Bentley, 1960

How to beDecadent first published by Andr Deutsch 1977

Publishedin Penguin Books 1981

Copyright George Mikes, 1977

Publishedin one volume as How to be a Brit by Andr Deutsch 1984

Publishedin Penguin Books 1986

Copyright George Mikes, 1984

All rightsreserved

Printed inEngland by Clays Ltd, St Ives plc

Typeset in Baskerville

Except inthe United States of America, this book is sold subject to the condition thatit shall not, by way of trade or otherwise, be lent, re-sold, hired out, orotherwise circulated without the publishers prior consent in any form of bindingor cover other than that in which it is published and without a similarcondition including this condition being imposed on the subsequent purchaser


CONTENTS

PREFACE

Back in 1945, when AndrDeutsch was trying to build up a new publishing firm, he asked me if I hadanything for him. I told him that I was fiddling about with some little essayswhich were linked by a basic idea: how to be an alien. Why I was staying on theIsle of Wight I can no longer remember, but I must have been doing so, or whywould he have come there to collect the manuscript?

He enjoyed what he read,but told me that there was not enough of it for a book. So I sat down oneafternoon and added five thousand more words. If anyone had said to me that Iought to take more trouble, since forty years later this book would still beselling about thirty thousand copies a year in paperback, not to mention goinginto a new hardback edition for which I would have to write a preface well, Iwould have told that person, gently but firmly, that he or she ought to havehis or her head examined. Indeed I would probably have said the same thing iftold that I would still be here to write anything in forty years time, and thatAndr would still be around though disguised as a distinguished old boy topublish it.

How to be an Alien was a cri de coeur,a desperate cry for help: oh God, look at me, I have fallen among strangepeople! But its such a funny book, people say. Perhaps it is. I hopeit is. But its not unknown for shrieks, moans, whoops and ululations to soundfunny to the uninvolved.

In due course I added twofurther shrieks to that first one: How to be Inimitable in i960, when wehad started to slip but still had an Empire and refused to acknowledge muchchange; and How to be Decadent in 1977. All three books were illustratedby my great and much-missed friend, Nicolas Bentley.

During all those yearssince 1945, something rather curious was happening: as I strove to stop beingan alien and to become a true Brit, Britain was striving to cast off itspeculiar and lofty insularity and become one with the aliens, a part of theContinent (almost), just another member of the E.E.C. It oftens seems to methat I have failed in my endeavour; but compared with Britain I have succeededgloriously.

GEORGE MIKES April 1984

HOW TOBE AN ALIEN

A HANDBOOK FOR BEGINNERS AND ADVANCED PUPILS I have seen much to hate her - photo 3

A HANDBOOK FOR BEGINNERS AND

ADVANCED PUPILS

I have seen much to hate her, much toforgive. But in a world where England is finished and dead, I do not wish tolive.

ALICE DUER MILLER: The White Cliffs


PREFACE TO THE 24thIMPRESSION The reception given to thisbook when it first - photo 4


PREFACE TO THE 24thIMPRESSION

The reception given to thisbook when it first appeared in the autumn of 1946, was at once a pleasantsurprise and a disappointment for me. A surprise, because the reception was sokind; a disappointment for the same reason.

Let me explain.

The first part of thisstatement needs little amplification. Even people who are not closely connectedwith the publishing trade will be able to realize that it is very nice Imsorry, Id better be a little more English: a not totally unpleasant thing fora completely unknown author to run into three impressions within a few weeks ofpublication and thereafter into another twenty-one.

What is my grievance, then?It is that this book has completely changed the picture I used to cherish ofmyself. This was to be a book of defiance. Before its publication I felt myselfa man who was going to tell the English where to get off. I had spoken my mindregardless of consequences; I thought I was brave and outspoken and expectedeither to go unnoticed or to face a storm. But no storm came. I expected theEnglish to be up in arms against me but they patted me on the back; I expectedthe British nation to rise in wrath but all they said, was: quite amusing. Itwas indeed a bitter disappointment.

While the Rumanian Radiowas serializing (without my permission)

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