Pim Pauline Overgaard - 50 Sure Ways for a Girl to Stay Single
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If you always dread the second date, follow this hilarious books sage advice, and youll never have one again:
- Tell him you once tried to kill your ex, then start to laugh hysterically.
- Bring a book of baby names to your first date and circle the ones you like with a pink marker.
50 Sure Ways for a Girl to Stay Single is a guidebook thats helpful in a number of critical situations. For example, if you want to end that desperate losers crush on you, employ these shrewd strategies:
- Never shave.
- Chew with your mouth open.
- Chain smoke.
If your clueless friend just cant understand why her relationships dont last, slip this book into her bag and hope she recognizes herself in these classic gems:
- Never even try to pay the bill.
- Use I dont know as an answer for everything.
- Bring up your ex as often as possible.
- Always...
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Use baby talk as often as possible!
Start every sentence with I, me, or my!
Make a big deal out of everything...
... unless its his issue!
Always count calories!
Keep staring at his package and then sigh repeatedly as if disappointed!
Always put men down!
Make a list of things he has to change about his appearance and behavior before he can be with you!
Chain-smoke!
Tell him you love him on your first date!
Send several bouquets of flowers to his workplace the day after your first date.
Tell him about your recurring depressions and the different ways you tried to kill yourself. Make some up if necessary.
Use I dont know as an answer for everything!
Only invite him over if your house is a mess!
Always leave some hints around to show your true intentions!
Let him know you live only for him!
Give him a detailed description of the sex dream you had about his best friend!
Never shave!
Complain to the waiter about everything, have him take it back, but change your mind when he returns!
Tell him you once tried to kill your ex, then start to laugh hysterically!
Tape over his porn with Touched by an Angel !
Never laugh at his jokes!
Shout out some other guys name in bed!
Ask him if he goes to therapy and then, whatever the answer, give him a list of therapists you recommend!
Make long-term plans on your first date!
Order three desserts and tell him how nice it is not having to worry about your appearance now that youve found him.
Arrange for him to pick you up somewhere and make him wait for at least an hour. Make sure not to apologize.
Be confrontational at any given moment and argue with everything he says.
Flirt openly with the bartender and make sure you get his phone number!
Point out his flaws. If he doesnt have any, make some up.
Flirt with his friends!
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