Candace Bushnell - Is There Still Sex in the City?

Sex and the City

Four Blondes

Trading Up

Lipstick Jungle

One Fifth Avenue

The Carrie Diaries

Summer and the City

Killing Monica

Copyright 2019 Candace Bushnell

Published in Canada in 2019 by House of Anansi Press Inc.
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All of the events and characters in this book are fictitious, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Library and Archives Canada Cataloguing in Publication

Title: Is there still sex in the city? / Candace Bushnell.
Names: Bushnell, Candace, author.

Identifiers: Canadiana (print) 20190068582 | Canadiana (ebook) 20190068604 | ISBN 9781487006938 (softcover) | ISBN 9781487006945 (EPUB) | ISBN 9781487006952 (Kindle)

Classification: LCC PS3552.U8229 I8 2019 | DDC 813/.54dc23

We acknowledge for their financial support of our publishing program the Canada Council for the Arts, the Ontario Arts Council, and the Government of Canada.

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One of the great things about middle age is that most people become a tiny bit nicer and more forgiving. Thats because by the time you get to be middle-aged, some real stuff has happened to you. Youve learned a few things. Like how a life that looks fine on the outside can feel lousy on the inside. And how bad stuff is going to happen to you, no matter how hard you try to be perfect. But mostly how the things you thought were safe and sacred suddenly arent.

Like marriage. And love. And even the city itself.

My love affair with the city had started to unravel around the time my dog dropped dead outside the mews near Washington Square Park. A cocker spaniel killed him. Not literallytechnically it was an accident. But it felt more than coincidental: the afternoon before the sudden death, Id run into the killer cocker in the bank.

The dog had planted its feet and was growling. Embarrassed, the dogs mindera young man in his early twenties with a face like a soft bunreached down to pick it up. The dog then promptly bit him on the finger.

I shook my head. Some people are not suited for dog care and this kid was obviously one of them.

The next morning, I was up at seven thirty, priding myself on having made an early start to the day. I lived in a doorman building, so Id often walk my dog without my keys or my cell phone, knowing Id be back in two minutes.

That morning, when I turned the corner, I saw a small commotion at the other end of the block. Sure enough, it was the boy and the cocker.

I crossed to the other side of the street, smugly congratulating myself for having avoided that danger.

My dog took his time in the mews. In the meantime, the boy and the cocker had walked to the end of the block and crossed. The cocker spaniel was now on the same side of the street and in the next second came barreling toward us.

I saw it happen in close up: The frayed old black leather collar. The worn metal hasp attaching the leash to the collar. The dusty swirl of stiff leather particles as the hasp broke free and so did the dog.

The boys muscles ignited and he stumbled after the dog, managing to tackle it in his arms just before it reached my dog.

I thought surely my dog was safe and that this was yet another canine sidewalk skirmish. The city was filled with fear biters; these incidents happened all the time.

I noticed that the leash in my hand had gone slack. I turned around to look for my dog. It took me a second to realize he was lying on his side on the sidewalk.

He was shaking. As I bent down, his eyes rolled back and his tonguehis great big dog tongueslid out of the side of his open mouth.

Tucco, named after a character in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, my husbands favorite movie, was dead.

My first instinct was to become hysterical. But I quickly realized that drawing all the attention to myself wouldnt be useful. A crowd had gathered and was offering to help, but no one knew what to do.

The dog, you see, was big. An Ibizan hound, he was twenty-nine inches at the shoulder and seventy-five pounds. About the size and shape of a small deer.

I wasnt sure I could lift him. And that wasnt the only problem. I had absolutely no idea what to do. I didnt have my wallet or my cell phone and my husband was, once again, out of town.

But then someone called the nearest vets office and even though it wasnt open, they were sending someone there to meet me. The vets office was several blocks away, and somebody hailed a taxi and somebody else picked up my dog and the boy with the killer cocker spaniel said, Im sorry. I hope my dog didnt kill your dog.

He dug around in his pocket and extracted a crumpled twenty-dollar bill. It was dirty and worn. For the taxi, he said as he pressed it into my hand.

I got into the taxi and someone placed the still-warm, dead dog on the seat next to me.

Hurry, please, I said to the driver.

One of the things you learn about middle age is that life is not a movie. In a movie, the driver would have said, Oh my god, poor you and your poor dog! and rushed to the animal hospital and somehow the brilliant New York City veterinarians would have revived my dog and he would have lived. But in real life, the cab driver is not having any of it. He is not having your dead dog in the back seat of his taxi.

No dogs allowed.

Its an emergency.

Why? Is the dog sick?

Yes. Yes. Hes dying. Please sir. He may already be dead.

This was the wrong thing to say.

Hes dead? I cant have a dead dog in my taxi. For a dead dog youve got to call an ambulance.

I dont have my cell phone, I screamed.

The driver tried to get me to get out of the cab, but I wasnt getting out and he wasnt going to touch the dog so eventually he gave in. He only had to travel three blocks up Sixth Avenue, but the traffic was bumper-to-bumper. He verbally abused me all the way.

I tuned him out by reminding myself that no matter how bad my situation, there was another woman somewhere in the world who had it much worse. And besides, my dog dropping dead unexpectedly wasnt the most terrible thing that had happened to me lately.

The year before my mother had died. Hers was another unexpected death. When she was in her fiftiesmy ageshe took hormone replacement pills. It was a standard prescription for a woman going through menopause. The problem was, the hormones could cause breast cancer, often deadly. And so, even though there was no history of breast cancer in our family and all the women on both sides of my family had lived well into their nineties, my mother passed away at seventy-two.

Back then Id tried to pretend it was fine, even though it wasnt. My hair fell out and I couldnt eat.

It took me a long time to reconcile it. But my friends had been there for me. And so, too, had my husband.

When I arrived at the animal hospital, they kindly let me use their landline to call anyone I needed. Luckily I had a few numbers memorized. Like my husbands. I called him three times. No answer. It wasnt yet 9:00 a.m. He didnt start work for another thirty minutes. Where was he?